And then you walk by the item scanner by the doors, and it rings, and the security rushes you, so you run, and then they call the police, and then you run across town because you dropped your keys in the store, and then you hear sirens and think they are coming for you, and then you run home, and sit inside with the doors locked, blinds closed, and you don't answer the telephone, or move in fact for a week, and realize you had a magnet on you that set of the scanner. <---One sentence.

leaves a store without buying anything


strip-searched by cops in parking lot

when you in a store don't trust any employees, they are sent to watch you, even if you doing nothing wrong. at least that's my experiencve

**brolution rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Gross but somehow cute **

Me when this occurs

who is photogenic man?

jeeez...

older than the Internet itself

Run out of store without buying anything to see if someone will chase you

dont do it man!

< she made the mistake of walking out without buying anything

...she learnt the hard way