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User avatar #11 - derpit **User deleted account** (04/05/2012) [+] (5 replies)
when a man is kicked in the balls he doesnt want that shit to happen again, a woman gives birth and sometime later, hmm, i think im going to pop another creaming shit cannon from my fuck hole!
User avatar #12 to #11 - oogaman (04/05/2012) [-]
I really hope you meant "screaming" there.
User avatar #113 - lankanboy (04/05/2012) [+] (5 replies)
If giving birth hurts so much, why do girls say lets make another...

You don't hear guys going "Dude, kick me in the nuts again!"
User avatar #116 to #113 - ninjatunarocks (04/05/2012) [-]
Because girls get something out of it- a child. Boys get pain. Your argument is invalid.
#185 - N. Korean citizen (04/05/2012) [+] (4 replies)
They forgot the part where guys only feel that for a second, and women spend hours giving birth.
#187 to #185 - snowmanxl (04/05/2012) [-]
if we wanted your opinion we would have you put it on our sandwich in mustard that way it would eventually become crap, because that is what your opinion is... crap
if we wanted your opinion we would have you put it on our sandwich in mustard that way it would eventually become crap, because that is what your opinion is... crap
#566 - N. Korean citizen (04/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
did you know the actually measurement unit is a Dol?
also, the max pain a human can take is 45 Dol and Childbirth is 57 (equivelent to fracturing 20 bones at once).
Nice try dude
User avatar #567 to #566 - sublimedafuq (04/12/2012) [-]
The max pain a human can take is 45 but child birth is 57? Genius.
#203 - niborg (04/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
holly shit!

#211 to #203 - N. Korean citizen (04/05/2012) [-]
You don't seriously believe this do you?
#499 - itsnader (04/06/2012) [+] (3 replies)
silly bitches, i knew they were lying ..... shut up and grab me another
User avatar #516 to #513 - onkii (04/06/2012) [-]
nope, there is certain ways to measure pain... but it is completely unreliable. pain differentiates for individual people, so it's nearly impossible to measure.
however, on average, women do tend to have a higher pain threshold.. men can just hide their emotions better in those cases.
#463 - N. Korean citizen (04/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"How bad it DOESN'T hurt?" Makes no sense...
#478 to #463 - N. Korean citizen (04/06/2012) [-]
It makes plenty of sense dumb ass. Girls are always saying how getting kicked in the balls doesn't hurt at all. They're always saying "it doesn't hurt that much" or "you're just over exaggerating". Go to school and learn to read idiot.
#568 - N. Korean citizen (07/05/2012) [-]
well it's a good thing it's us women who have to give birth then isn't it and not all the bitchin men saying if you knew it was coming 9 months in advance you'd abort it, cause then there would be no more men to bitch about it. and to those who say about pain killers you don't get to take painkillers during the first stages of dialation it is only when you are fully dialated that you are offered painkillers and until that point you can be in pain for hours, I've no doubt being kicked in the nuts is painful but every birth and every kick is different and so is every person and their pain tolerance
User avatar #351 - suddenlypotatoes (04/06/2012) [-]
There are no units of pain, as it is not something that can be measured. It is purely subjective. I'm sure giving birth is more painful, and breaking fucking 3200 bones at a time? What in the HELL OP?
User avatar #379 - kensislayer (04/06/2012) [-]
i know this isnt serios but im going to tell my girlfriend it is
User avatar #146 - shortbusterrorist (04/05/2012) [-]
So apparently I've given birth to 640 kids this week!
#83 - N. Korean citizen (04/05/2012) [-]
these come along every once in a while. i got punched in the sack 9 times in one day, and to top it off my best friend stomped my nuts against the sidewalk. i walked it off. pregnancy is like pushing a dildo down your cock. for hours.

you're an embarassment to men, stop whining.
User avatar #297 - FortyTwoFortyTwo (04/06/2012) [-]
But that statistic is completely made up, and there is no unit for pain...
#253 - N. Korean citizen (04/06/2012) [-]
by the way it hurts just as much to kick someone in the vag, try it to someone you know or if you are a girl (none on internet disregard that) have a friend kick or hit you yhere
#175 - N. Korean citizen (04/05/2012) [-]
When you think about it, guys aren't naturally programmed to get kicked in the balls. So of course it would hurt badly. But the pain for women shouldn't be as bad as a kick in the balls, because then who would want to have babies in the first place?
#281 - citrusdrop (04/06/2012) [-]
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