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User avatar #419 - Crownowa (04/06/2012) [+] (25 replies)
Doesn't a kick to the balls last for a few seconds (the pain lasting a while longer) while contractions and birth usually lasts for hours and hours (I've heard it lasts longer with pain meds)?
#426 to #419 - gmarrox (04/06/2012) [-]
The actual initial kick doesn't even hurt too bad. The real pain doesn't hit till 15-30 seconds later.

Trust me my ex gf hit me in the nads with a hammer.
#6 - kraetyz (04/05/2012) [-]
Thumbed down, stop posting absolute bullshit.
#448 - kikichu (04/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Even if so, child birth lasts hours to days.   
its not like women all of a sudden feel the little booger kick and BOOM a baby jumps out her vagina.    
   
also... since when do we have 3200 bones...?
Even if so, child birth lasts hours to days.
its not like women all of a sudden feel the little booger kick and BOOM a baby jumps out her vagina.

also... since when do we have 3200 bones...?
#404 - thefunniestjunk (04/06/2012) [-]
It's over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #387 - Becomanotherperson **User deleted account** (04/06/2012) [-]
>You're thinking of dol
>Pain is subjective. 10 dol to one person could feel like 19 dol to another.
>Dol isn't even an official fucking scale it's an idea that never had much research put into it because of the above.
>Pain happens to everyone, quit bitching about who has it worse
>I am aware that this post is obviously a joke but goddamn it people are taking it seriously so I had to jump into action
User avatar #355 - akkere ONLINE (04/06/2012) [+] (4 replies)
"There is no measure of pain, faggot"
Wrong.
The "Del" unit is an actual unit of pain that's used in MRI Scans, supposedly developed by British scientists using magnetic resonance imaging, and other basis' such as increased blood flow (another thing caused by intensive pain)
http : //www . upi . com/Science_News/2009/06/07/Pain-levels-measured-in-brain-using-MRI/UPI-5572/
^ Source


...At least that's what google told me. Probably gonna have a medical expert prove me wrong in the next five minutes.
User avatar #366 to #355 - Dubya (04/06/2012) [-]
I hate i'm just chilling in an MRI machine and someone kicks me in the balls. Ruins my day.
#262 - bladebites (04/06/2012) [-]
It hurts like burns from the fire of Hell itself, but c'mon, man.    
That whole top paragraph is so obviously bullshitted it isn't even remotely funny. T-T   
It screams "TYPING RANDOM LARGE NUMBERS TO MAKE IT SEEM PAINFUL HERPADERP!"
It hurts like burns from the fire of Hell itself, but c'mon, man.
That whole top paragraph is so obviously bullshitted it isn't even remotely funny. T-T
It screams "TYPING RANDOM LARGE NUMBERS TO MAKE IT SEEM PAINFUL HERPADERP!"
User avatar #259 - srapture (04/06/2012) [-]
Anyone else thinking that the entire idea of a pain measurement is buuullshit? Surely it can only be qualitatively measured, e.g. "stepping on lego hurts more than being stabbed through the chest".
#241 - Krathalos (04/06/2012) [+] (9 replies)
Hasn't it already been proven that there is no digit for measuring pain?
#210 - N. Korean citizen (04/05/2012) [-]
i dont care if its a girl if she kicks me in the balls i will punch her in the face
#74 - dubsgalore (04/05/2012) [-]
IT"S OVER 9000!!!!
#72 - N. Korean citizen (04/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Bullshit rofl.

3200 bones hurts less than a kick to the balls? If my friend kicks me in the balls I fall over and laugh/sob, if my friend broke 3200 bones of mine ( the equivalent of completely destroying me 16 times), I'm sure I wouldn't be laughing too much
#69 - Megamaxmax (04/05/2012) [-]
"The dol (from the Latin word for pain, dolor) is a unit of measurement for pain.

James D. Hardy, Herbert G. Wolff, and Helen Goodell of Cornell University proposed the unit based on their studies of pain during the 1940s-1950s. They defined one dol to equal to "just noticeable differences" (jnd's) in pain. The unit never came into widespread use and other methods are now used to assess the level of pain experienced by patients."
User avatar #27 - abovelawl (04/05/2012) [-]
pain is different for everyone so this is bullshit, and I broke my arm and it hurt way more than getting hit in the balls
User avatar #26 - ilikeepicninjas (04/05/2012) [-]
You can never compare the measurement of these pains until we find someone who can experience both. You can't use two different people as people have different pain thresholds. Wwhat puts one person to tears could feel like next to nothing to someone else.
#21 - BerryLicious (04/05/2012) [-]
Utter bullshit.
#452 - kshizlle (04/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
It's over 9000!!!!!!!
#408 - augustusxxiv (04/06/2012) [-]
The way I see it, women decide to give birth, sometimes multiple times. You don't see a guy going "Gee, that ball kick really hurt, but I think you need another one, just to render me completely infertile."
The way I see it, women decide to give birth, sometimes multiple times. You don't see a guy going "Gee, that ball kick really hurt, but I think you need another one, just to render me completely infertile."
#378 - blondjamesblond (04/06/2012) [-]
**blondjamesblond rolled a random image posted in comment #266 at NSFW 24 hour Limit can be GONE ** can no one here take a joke?
User avatar #363 - jokesrfunny (04/06/2012) [-]
Reasons this is not true/obviously a trick:
Over 9000 you say...
You have have to break every bone in 12 infants or 15 adults to break 3200 bones.
The unit is actually 'dol'
The unit never went into circulation because it's arbitrary and immeasurable.

Anyone who understands the psychological basis of pain knows that it is a defense mechanism, it's first function is to protect the organism, protection of the sexual organs is important but still a secondary function. It is therefore illogical for the pain to be so much arbitrarily higher for a nut hit.




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