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#433 - westylegity (04/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The actual scientific equivalent of the pain of childbirth is to grab your nut within your ball sack and twist it. Not the sack as a whole but just the nut. After doing so you must do it 2 more times and you can't let go or loosen the previous twists.

You can feel the pain can't you?
#405 - rosietheamazon (04/06/2012) [+] (3 replies)
i've queefed out another human being
it's honestly not that bad.
but that's just my experience.
User avatar #296 - fuzzyyeti **User deleted account** (04/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Most women ask for another baby. You never see a guy asking for another kick in the balls.

#183 - yoyoyoko (04/05/2012) [-]
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#172 - anonymous (04/05/2012) [-]
There ISNT a unit of measurement for pain.
#127 - obnoxygen (04/05/2012) [-]
Getting kicked in the balls hurts like **** .
Giving birth hurts like **** .
They both put humans in severe pain.
User avatar #101 - ericforeman (04/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This is so retarded.... There is no standard unit for pain
User avatar #92 - fuckinfuckinfuck ONLINE (04/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
If you think that this is actually true, congrats, you official have down syndrome. I would much rather be kicked in the balls than shot in the stomach or have a baby. I am actually unable to express my amazement at the fact that so many people are arguing with the the most ridiculous statement on the internet.
#56 - thechosentroll (04/05/2012) [+] (4 replies)
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Women say that childbirth is excrutiatingly painful, yet a couple of years later thay want to do it again.

Ever hard a guy want to get kicked in the nuts again?
User avatar #395 - MuffinMan (04/06/2012) [-]
So what you're saying is, its over nine thousand?
#349 - claytonpuetzer (04/06/2012) [-]
After doing research, i've found this is true, if your balls are completely exposed and are like literally stompped on as if they were laying on the ground and someone jumped on them. Getting "kicked" does not hurt nearly as bad as child birth. Sorry OP, you're a faggot,
User avatar #229 - beerbellycolly (04/06/2012) [-]
over the past few years my gf have punched, kicked & (my personal worst) flicked me in the balls and i have fallen over sometimes (even shed a tear or two) and she has laughed and laughed

now she is pregnant.............ohhh how i will enjoy it
#166 - jarudo (04/05/2012) [-]
Searched "kick in balls vs. child birth."  Clicked first link.  Some random guy posted this on a forum.  That was OC's source.  Think before you thumb funnyjunk.....
Searched "kick in balls vs. child birth." Clicked first link. Some random guy posted this on a forum. That was OC's source. Think before you thumb funnyjunk.....
User avatar #140 - hfholman (04/05/2012) [-]
Because everybody knows people can give birth to 160 children at the same time much less while breaking 3200 bones.

That's some real truth right there.
User avatar #113 - lankanboy (04/05/2012) [+] (5 replies)
If giving birth hurts so much, why do girls say lets make another...

You don't hear guys going "Dude, kick me in the nuts again!"
User avatar #116 to #113 - ninjatunarocks (04/05/2012) [-]
Because girls get something out of it- a child. Boys get pain. Your argument is invalid.
#42 - drtrousersnake ONLINE (04/05/2012) [-]
getting kicked in the balls doesn't have **** on getting a single ball kicked
User avatar #419 - Crownowa (04/06/2012) [+] (25 replies)
Doesn't a kick to the balls last for a few seconds (the pain lasting a while longer) while contractions and birth usually lasts for hours and hours (I've heard it lasts longer with pain meds)?
#426 to #419 - gmarrox ONLINE (04/06/2012) [-]
The actual initial kick doesn't even hurt too bad. The real pain doesn't hit till 15-30 seconds later.

Trust me my ex gf hit me in the nads with a hammer.
#99 - patchei (04/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**patchei rolls 01** Wow seriously, I have fractured at least 20 bones and every single one hurt more that a kick in the nuts, I can guarantee that! This is a pile of horse **** , OP's a fag.
#47 - thegamegestapo (04/05/2012) [-]
Over 9000?
#6 - kraetyz (04/05/2012) [-]
Thumbed down, stop posting absolute ******** .
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