yeah, you cant lie on the internet, everyone knows that

it's true, you can not lie on the internet
Try and tell me the sky is red
Go ahead, just try

the sky...is....re...reee.....blue! dammit you're right

*forgot to log in* also you could plot it multiple charts for different levels of tolerance after quantifying pain tolerance.

Ok, how about I word it like this.
I couldn't give two halves of a flying fuck what anybody thinks.
If you want to call bullshit, go right ahead. I. Do. Not. Care.

I agree with anon. Why are you using the internet if you are just going to lie?

Why am i using the internet?
What the hell else am I supposed to do?

Studying to become a cashier? Idk, what dilettantes do with their spare time?

Why the hell would I go to school for another job when I already have one?

You aspire to greater things than being a garbage man? Idfk

No, Pilot.
And I was a garbage man for a while. They make great money. Also, piss off your garbage man at your own peril.

Tell me more about the education you don't have... <3

Education I don't have?
I have more education then you'll ever receive.

That made me lol
Then I'll ever receive? I'll ever receive what?

An Education.
The only way you'll ever receive the education I've been blessed with is for you to spend 15 years in the military. Which your fat ass will never accomplish.

The joke was your improper use of then instead of than.

But I digress, I'm not even American, plus an education as a pilot at your local community college isn't even a real education, it's a practical one.

The only way i could be cursed with an education as lowly as yours if i were to enlist in the military, be shot in the head, and receive massive brain damage :)

Community College?
I got my pilot's license from my time in the Air Force.
I got my education from a University, paid for by Uncle Sam.
And getting shot in the head could only improve you. Well, not you personally, but the whole of society by preventing your genes from passing on.

Lmao, a university education eh? Which institution and program?

MSU Mankato and I majored in Aviation.

I said I'd prefer it, because I don't remember jack shit of the blast.
All I can remember is sitting in the turret one moment and Waking up in germany the next.

A unit for pain does exist. Its called Del and measured by MRI scan.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_units_of_measurement#Pain

Well shove a pencil up my ass and call me sally.

that picture makes me laugh every time

Same.

here's a funny gif for you

mfw

forgot to sign in heres the link

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pain_scale#Partial_list_of_pain_measurement_scales

The dol (from the Latin word for pain, dolor) is a unit of measurement for pain.
James D. Hardy, Herbert G. Wolff, and Helen Goodell of Cornell University proposed the unit based on their studies of pain during the 1940s-1950s. They defined one dol to equal to "just noticeable differences" (jnd's) in pain. The unit never came into widespread use and other methods are now used to assess the level of pain experienced by patients.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_units_of_measurement#Pain

Widely discredited and not used anymore.

the point however, is that it exists, and is measurable

An unusual unit of measurement (dol) is a unit of measurement that does not form part of a coherent system of measurement; especially in that its exact quantity may not be well known or that it may be an inconvenient multiple or fraction of base units in such systems. Unusual units of measure are sometimes used by scientists, especially physicists and mathematicians, and other technicians, engineers and computer programmers, either humorously or for real convenience when dealing with objects in the real world whose quantities in more conventional units may be awkward to use. Its not a measurement for pain if you want to be technical it was an assumption of pain level using the dolorimeter which is an instrument used to measure pain threshold and pain tolerance.

i still love you

Fuck you now my balls hurt just thinking about that.

funny thing is i was so fucked up on the medication they gave me i thought i could still walk after they gave me my epidural. almost fell out of bed. then when i had my kid, in between pushes, i was laughing at scrubs. then when they stitched me up i said, "holy fuck it looks like a crime scene down there."
....but nobody laughed.

Fucking Dave Grohl. Fuck yes.

well that's because a child is worth it.
We don't gain anything from getting our nuts flogged.lolol