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#27 - frankylol (04/05/2012) [-]
**frankylol rolled a random image posted in comment #203 at Yao ming laughs at your angry shark **
#26 - Lmaoplanes (04/05/2012) [-]
get your **** together tyrone!
#25 - skuser (04/05/2012) [-]
You still are a succesful man Sean,
keep the good work :)
#23 - anotherponyaccount (04/05/2012) [-]
unless you're this guy
#22 - ragingbrony (04/05/2012) [-]
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#18 - anonymous (04/05/2012) [-]
I don't get it
#16 - kusherboy (04/04/2012) [-]
u were black, thats what happened
User avatar #13 - downstrait (04/04/2012) [-]
Gangs, influence of drugs, general unhealthy interests, dropping out of high school, being neglected by your family, unemployment, forced to live for gang, no way out, crimes, caught eventually. And now you sit there. That's about what happened, isn't it?
#7 - blacktothefuture (04/04/2012) [-]
You may have become a business man, however this is unimportant. I can see by your top button being undone that you do not care for your professional appearance, so if you were a business man you were fired for some sort of disorderly conduct. Your hands are paler than the rest of your body so you must have done some sort of labour, maybe lifting, after the loss of your job. Your physique tells me you are perfectly capable of lifting so it follows you probably worked on some sort of building site; your head is shaven because your old hairstyle was uncomfortable under a construction worker's hat. Your sleeves are also rolled up-  a force of habit since long sleeves would be uncomfortable slaving underneath the Sun all day. Your mother was incredibly thin, anorexic even, and her hair was probably dyed- ginger is a rare hair colour for her race. It suggests she was troubled. Since you probably couldn't have afforded to buy a proper suit at such a young age, that suit must have been your Fathers. Since it fits you so well, your Father must have been very short- a midget, even- therefore your mother would've struggled to keep a marriage afloat with him. You dream of your childhood, wanting a second chance, therefore you regret what you have done, however no! You will not get a second chance. You spend your days lamenting the loss of the 'good times', any other hopeful prisoner would be looking to get a parole hearing. You have lost hope! You must be in prison for the long haul! Having become a construction labourer, you must have become involved in petty crime, becoming involved with strange co-workers. This may have even led to manslaughter or even you being framed. You also have no family to speak of since you do not think of them, only your own distant past. Your are not a 'commitment' type of man. Now tell me, am I wrong?
You may have become a business man, however this is unimportant. I can see by your top button being undone that you do not care for your professional appearance, so if you were a business man you were fired for some sort of disorderly conduct. Your hands are paler than the rest of your body so you must have done some sort of labour, maybe lifting, after the loss of your job. Your physique tells me you are perfectly capable of lifting so it follows you probably worked on some sort of building site; your head is shaven because your old hairstyle was uncomfortable under a construction worker's hat. Your sleeves are also rolled up- a force of habit since long sleeves would be uncomfortable slaving underneath the Sun all day. Your mother was incredibly thin, anorexic even, and her hair was probably dyed- ginger is a rare hair colour for her race. It suggests she was troubled. Since you probably couldn't have afforded to buy a proper suit at such a young age, that suit must have been your Fathers. Since it fits you so well, your Father must have been very short- a midget, even- therefore your mother would've struggled to keep a marriage afloat with him. You dream of your childhood, wanting a second chance, therefore you regret what you have done, however no! You will not get a second chance. You spend your days lamenting the loss of the 'good times', any other hopeful prisoner would be looking to get a parole hearing. You have lost hope! You must be in prison for the long haul! Having become a construction labourer, you must have become involved in petty crime, becoming involved with strange co-workers. This may have even led to manslaughter or even you being framed. You also have no family to speak of since you do not think of them, only your own distant past. Your are not a 'commitment' type of man. Now tell me, am I wrong?
User avatar #221 to #7 - RedPurpleRain (04/05/2012) [-]
Just finished watching that series yesterday. Read it in his voice. That was lovely.
User avatar #8 to #7 - seanessytheking (04/04/2012) [-]
Good show my friend! This made me laugh. Was this pre-meditated or was this all from the top of your head?
User avatar #9 to #8 - blacktothefuture (04/04/2012) [-]
Top of my head, of course! It took a lot of scrolling to check the post. Good OC btw.
User avatar #10 to #9 - seanessytheking (04/04/2012) [-]
Hahaha! Thanks! Great comment! Hopefully (if this content gets front page) your comment will be the highest rated if FJ decides they want to read. But until then. You certainly have my thumb! :)
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#3 - seanessytheking (04/04/2012) [-]
<----The faces of those who realize OP is black.

DISCLAIMER FOR THE IDIOTS: This is a joke based off of stereotypes. Black people actually DO become successful business men.
#208 to #3 - anonymous (04/05/2012) [-]
"Black people actually DO become successful business men." AHAHAHAHAHAHA
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#14 to #3 - detrek (04/04/2012) [-]
Oh Sean...
We all know you're the ********* .
User avatar #11 to #3 - vanoreo (04/04/2012) [-]
>Black people become successful buisinessmen (Morgan Freeman)
> ******* go to prison and spend their entire life getting raped because they couldn't help but illegally use crack (Many black prisoners)
KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
(seanessy is the first one)
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User avatar #164 to #6 - zionsype (04/05/2012) [-]
no.
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User avatar #2 - dolankiin (04/04/2012) [-]
Drugs, thats what happened.
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