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User avatar #231 - gmarrox (03/12/2012) [-]
>Driving my date home from prom
>put on romantic music
>Suddenly, have to shit
>Still 45 minutes from her house
>Drive 10 miles over speed limit
>Get pulled over
>Cop asks if I know why he pulled me over
>Tell him I have to shit
>Thinks I'm being sarcastic, knees me in the stomach
>Bad move
>Start shitting uncontrollably
>Date watching in horror
>Look down
>Remember that I am spaghetti
>Fucking spaghetti everywhere.
#250 to #231 - alphajunk (03/12/2012) [-]
Cool story bro
User avatar #237 to #231 - greenjama (03/12/2012) [-]
Flying Spaghetti Monster?
#235 to #231 - spsial (03/12/2012) [-]
> Being driven home from prom by date
> Date puts on romantic music
> Date is watching kinda awkward
> Strange noises coming out of my date
> Date drives like a turtle
> Cop saves me
> Cop beats up my date
> Date literally craps his pants
> Date is spaghetti
> I'm actually Princess Peach
> I fucking love peaches

#229 - N. Korean citizen (03/12/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #2791743 at FJ Pony Thread **

#226 - fuckingno (03/12/2012) [-]
**fuckingno rolls 153**
#234 to #222 - cackinmyanus (03/12/2012) [-]
HSDJFHSDJFKDS OH GOD
HSDJFHSDJFKDS OH GOD
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#218 - Bohya has deleted their comment. [-]
#217 - sjakk (03/12/2012) [-]
it's only a myth that women takes shits
it's only a myth that women takes shits
#213 - pinkiebrony **User deleted account** (03/12/2012) [-]
**pinkiebrony rolled a random image posted in comment #2723931 at FJ Pony Thread ** his face when..
#206 - N. Korean citizen (03/12/2012) [-]
Same thing happened to him.
User avatar #227 to #206 - spursfan **User deleted account** (03/12/2012) [-]
Vladimir Pootin
#215 to #206 - emeremer (03/12/2012) [-]
Inbetweeners! FTW!
Inbetweeners! FTW!
User avatar #212 to #206 - canihascheezburger (03/12/2012) [-]
Doctor poo
#209 to #206 - N. Korean citizen (03/12/2012) [-]
The lion, the witch and the specky kid who shat himself

User avatar #205 - gandalfthegreen (03/12/2012) [-]
What the hell is going on here? I acknowledge that the FJ community is very sophomoric, but to this childish extent? WOW. ^_^
User avatar #210 to #205 - MenstruelSandwich (03/12/2012) [-]
I agree, shallow and pedantic....
User avatar #276 to #210 - gandalfthegreen (03/13/2012) [-]
And somehow... amusing! WTF is wrong with me? =)
#204 - masterboll (03/12/2012) [-]
gif related
gif related
#239 to #204 - jorgefuber (03/12/2012) [-]
**jorgefuber rolled a random image posted in comment #137 at Rage comics in real life ** WHY CANT I STOP WATCHING THIS
#200 - aronthephenom **User deleted account** (03/12/2012) [-]
"That awkward moment when you CAN HOLD NO LONGER A SHIT"
wut.
Yoda approves of your dyslexia.

Picture unrelated.
User avatar #214 to #200 - MenstruelSandwich (03/12/2012) [-]
Pic could be related if the excretion was precipitated by a belch of cosmic glory - the roar of which would shake the very foundations of Mt. Olympus... and the hand was in proximity to the blast port.
User avatar #272 to #214 - aronthephenom **User deleted account** (03/12/2012) [-]
Out of the box, I like it. Thumb for you sir. I would also thumb twice due to the Mt. Olympus reference.
#207 to #200 - thecharlesworth **User deleted account** (03/12/2012) [-]
The way in which Yoda talks is also grammatically correct.
#208 to #207 - aronthephenom **User deleted account** (03/12/2012) [-]
I..dont feel like challenging that statement. So here is a realistic-ish looking Nidoking.
User avatar #198 - Sabre (03/12/2012) [-]
Never had my folks record an exam I was taking.
#196 - ilikethat (03/12/2012) [-]
>be 15
>eat applebee's
>got picked up by friend
>never been to his house before
>halfway there realize i have a code brown
>we get there
>walk in the door
>start shitting everywhere
>shit gets on cat
>cat turns in spaghetti
>mfw when im not allowed at his house ever again
User avatar #195 - Reydel (03/12/2012) [-]
Why would your parents record you taking a test?
#190 - pablotheescobar (03/12/2012) [-]
**pablotheescobar rolled a random image posted in comment #52 at What about chocolate bars? ** mfw when it happens
#189 - meloncube (03/12/2012) [-]
wat
wat
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