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User avatar #234 - imonaboatman (03/04/2012) [-]
Its really simple actually. If you're getting friendzoned, chances are nothing is going to change. If you can't stand just being friends with someone, then tell them and if they don't feel the same way then just stop talking to them. Eventually they will either realize that they feel the same way or just forget about you. If its the second one, then they're just a bitch and you wouldn't wanna be with them anyway.
#231 - Eddythebandkid (03/04/2012) [-]
eh, ... ah-what?
User avatar #228 - ahnoneemuhs (03/04/2012) [-]
From the conversations I've had with people on here, i'd say a good 90% is just losers...
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User avatar #250 to #246 - ahnoneemuhs (03/04/2012) [-]
no, more like 1% lol then 5% are sexist assholes, 3% are just awkward, and 1% is female. :P
User avatar #266 to #250 - savioratimus (03/04/2012) [-]
nah i dont think we act this sexist irl. Thats my opinion. The 3% you are talking about have their own reason why they are awkward, they should over come it. The 1%? I bet they are laughing at this thread :D lol
#227 - anonymous (03/04/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #2538728 at FJ Pony Thread ** <-- true face of OP
#225 - autumnmayjune (03/04/2012) [-]
maybe both?
maybe both?
User avatar #223 - Forfunaccount (03/04/2012) [-]
Most hot women probably wouldn't want to be with a guy that sits on the computer all day making comics or something.
Notice, guys, how I said hot women.
There are probably at least 3 different women who would date you, but no, you FRIENDZONED them because they aren't "hot enough" for you. What makes you so high and mighty?
I am prepared to face the red sea.
#247 to #223 - posalad (03/04/2012) [-]
And then guys turn around and complain that the "hot women" won't give them a chance because of their physical appearance, and that they are all shallow bitches, sluts and whores just because they do the same exact thing as them. Most of the time i am not sorry for guys who get friendzoned, because most of the time they are only in a friendship relationship with the "hot woman" because they want to have sex with her.


User avatar #235 to #223 - adrilazzaro ONLINE (03/04/2012) [-]
i actually frinedzone the faaar too ugly and fat ones, (they're quite bitchy too)i feel it's because when i lived in Argentina fat people were sort of forced to be nice or have a cool personality , to make up for being fat. but here in America even fat people are assholes

User avatar #230 to #223 - hardestworker (03/04/2012) [-]
It depends because looks (physical attraction) still plays some role in relationships. The reason why you might friendzone girls is because you are not physically attracted to them.

So you probably would not date them and you shouldn't get into a relationship with someone you didn't want to date to begin with.

As a man you can't make looks not matter. You may down play them all you want but no matter what you can't make looks mean nothing in a relationship. You aren't made to do that.
User avatar #402 to #230 - fignewtonz (03/04/2012) [-]
And this is probably what 90% of friendzonings by women actually are. You're just not attractive enough. There is probably that one girl that is kind of ugly but makes you laugh and gets all of your jokes and shares your interests and is by all accounts perfect for you, just not hot enough for you to want to date.

Girls do the same thing.
#226 to #223 - oufancyna (03/04/2012) [-]
its cool bro i'll part the sea for you
#222 - lionscrest (03/04/2012) [-]
**lionscrest rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Fish Food ** YOU DON"T EVEN KNOW !!! T-T
#221 - anonymous (03/04/2012) [-]
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#220 - watwatindadickbutt (03/04/2012) [-]
someone told me that guys and girls can't truly be friends, that there's always some sort of sexual want or rejection. i called him a liar, since all my female friends already know i want to pork them and are cool with that, regardless of whether is happens or not.
User avatar #217 - hardestworker (03/04/2012) [-]
You see fellow funnyjunkers, you need to know how to play the game. Life is nothing but a game. Once you know how to play it you will go far.

The dating seen is nothing but a game. Women arn't much different from men in regards to physical attraction. They like seeing men who work out, who have nice abs, but, legs, etc. You need to work towards being built like that. It will improve your chances.

Women also like a man who is mysterious. The key is to leave her in the dark about what you do. Don't tell her one of your hobbies in video games. Bend the truth and come up with something different. Don't tell her what you usually do after school.

Once you start telling her everything that goes on in your life, guess what, you are not mysterious anymore. Then you have a higher chance of getting friendzoned.
User avatar #264 to #217 - imouto (03/04/2012) [-]
>like seeing men who work out, who have nice abs, but, legs, etc.
lol no.
I'd much rather have a guy tell me his hobby is video gaems, rather than have him be like "YEAH I WORK OUT AND **** , I'M PRETTY RIPPED"
User avatar #279 to #264 - hardestworker (03/04/2012) [-]
You can lie to me I don't care but you can't lie to yourself. You know you like men who work out. Just like I can't say I don't like women who work out. That is just a lie.
User avatar #291 to #279 - imouto (03/04/2012) [-]
Unfortunately for you, I'm not lying.
Sure a guy who may be fit is okay, I guess, but I'm much rather have a guy who does the things I enjoy, which is vidyas and such.
User avatar #301 to #291 - hardestworker (03/04/2012) [-]
Yeah I am not knocking what you prefer or enjoy. But you can't just lie and say you don't like seeing men in shape. Women do even if they don't want to admit it.
User avatar #368 to #301 - imouto (03/04/2012) [-]
Sure seeing men in shape is fine.
But some guys a out of shape are fine too.
User avatar #229 to #217 - junkiegirl (03/04/2012) [-]
actually, you're all wrong! I'm a girl (read the name) and I've got a few really good guy friends who I'd still get with
User avatar #232 to #229 - hardestworker (03/04/2012) [-]
But even you can't deny you are attracted to men who work out. As for your guy friends you imply that you could get with them if you wanted to. But as of now you are not. Why?
#210 - mordy (03/04/2012) [-]
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User avatar #200 - savioratimus (03/04/2012) [-]
If I may offer my opinion.. I like many others in here, or in life, have been friend zoned. Sad? yes. Depressing? Yes. But I dont feel like we should call the girls cunts or be mad at them because of that. Now some advise that i would give you guys (it has helped me before) is that when you talk to the girl, walk in expecting everything to be right. You can have the stupidest approach ever, but if you say with confidence and no sense of backing down, girls pick up on that and will most likely talk to you. Now when dealing with the friendzone you can have a few approaches.

1. Stop the faggotry that you originally doing and become agressive. Flirt with her, take chances do things you normally dont do, in time shes going to see you as a different you. She can either accept or reject you. Move on like a boss if the latter happens.

2. If you told her your feelings and she tries to stay friends DONT ACCEPT IT. Tell her that those are your feelings and if she cant reciprocate, than you cant stay in this friendship no more. Dont talk to her, only say hi maybe, dont call or text her. I got a call 4 months later from her, did not start any ******** and she came over. Or if they dont call you, then you are free to pursue the fountain of women in your area :D.
User avatar #203 to #200 - wircho (03/04/2012) [-]
You have an opinion?! MOTHER ****** .


You have a point. It's really the hard truth, Besides, most of the time (from what I here) they get dumped by douchebags all the time. I mean, what's better: Getting to be with her until it comes to an abrupt end OR being with her and not dating her but always being the one she'll come to when she has problems. The latter one is a better option, You get to be with her with certainty whilst others just come and go.



Be ******* grateful that you get to be with a wonderful lady.
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#211 to #197 - icefried (03/04/2012) [-]
The hell is wrong with you...
User avatar #255 to #211 - mahaiz (03/04/2012) [-]
Oh god, I read that in clevland's voice
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User avatar #196 - rageshaman (03/04/2012) [-]
Nah, I don't think that we are all losers, or at the very least I know I am not. I was offered free sex whenever I wanted it by one of my friends I use to work with, and I turned her down because I have a girlfriend, even though my girlfriend wants to wait till marraige. Just saying some of us have both the skill and will to be winners on this site.
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User avatar #188 - chiefzog (03/04/2012) [-]
i got friendzoned the other day but on the bright side i don't have to worry about looking like a dick in front of her. at least i have that silver lining
#186 - kingofnewyork (03/04/2012) [-]
Read a comment just a few posts back saying this thing. People bitch about being friendzoned, yet they go around praising Pokemon, old video games, ponies, flying cats and such. Don't they see a connection here?
User avatar #195 to #186 - nimme (03/04/2012) [-]
Well it is all lovely and adorable that people have interests and hobbies, but how many girls can relate to pokemon, video games, flying cats etc? (they can relate to ponies, just not a male interest) so by you making a statement of all that being your interests, you look like a fag to them, thats my conclusion. just postpone the hobby discussion until you've dicked her.
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User avatar #206 to #202 - nimme (03/04/2012) [-]
The majority of girls don't exactly find it to be attractive qualities. but there is always the people who do like those thing.
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#182 - friedpotato (03/04/2012) [-]
How I imagine a funnyjunkie talking to an attractive girl IRL.
How I imagine a funnyjunkie talking to an attractive girl IRL.
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