**SoapMacTavish rolls 310,873,575** its as simple as this, if i get 999,999,999 he really did roll 999,999,999. otherwise he's fucking lying

or maybe this conspiracy theory is going a bit far. i mean we're talking about funnyjunk users

exactly what I was thinking

**drewweed rolls 965,469,777** I think there's more.

WAIT WAIT. if he DID roll 999,999,999 then FJ automatically gives him red txt, doesnt it?

Hold on while i get you some internetz, *hands you +50 internetz* there you go, sir

**ninjanater rolls 841,820,901** this is my first roll, i i get all 9s on this im stabbing myself in the hand

Sherlock works for me.

**GuineaPidgeon rolls 387,166,775** at first i believed them but you make a valid point. wish we could know for sure what the truth was though :(

I think there both the same person or working together the guy just made the account and posted a random picture just so he could pull of this hoax its kind of obvious... it was the first comment and BOOM 999,999,999?

dude you are a fucking god *Bows*

Also on the picture Argeist has no profile pic, but in his profile he has a pic...

This is kind of like when in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, the guy fakes finding the golden ticket and than Charlie finds it... Maybe I'm Charlie...
*roll 9*

Well done Sherlock. I will Fedex the the world's most epic cookie to your "to be" Palace. Have a nice day. :)

Even easier: the system generates the roll, so it knows the result even if the page is never displayed in any browser

Thats a good idea though.....

well, no shit, sherlock

*clap* *clap* *clap*