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#229 - futuramafan (02/17/2012) [-]
>be a girl

1000 toenail clippings for "If I toenail clipping and comment complimenting her, she'll have sex with me"

>be a pothead

1000 toenail clippings for "Yeah I smoke too bro, we're too hardcore for the rest of society"

>be a female pothead

1000^2 toenail clippings

And for the people that will say "but all those things aside, it was a funny comic!", it wasn't. HURR I THOUGHT WINTER BREATH WAS ACTUALLY SMOKE!!!! HAHAHAHHAH XD SO FUNNY!
#228 - spangle (02/17/2012) [-]
This isn't funny...
This isn't funny...
#226 - anonymous (02/17/2012) [-]
#223 - wafflemastur (02/17/2012) [-]
**wafflemastur rolled a random image posted in comment #121 at True Story ** am i the only one on funnyjunk that doesnt smoke weed?
#222 - Ihazfunkitty (02/17/2012) [-]
>be girl   
>smoke weed   
>instant front page
>be girl
>smoke weed
>instant front page
#217 - swagsodopee (02/17/2012) [-]
if you play BF3, PS3, and down to do co-op, please be high too or a pothead, and being able to play right now, ( central time zone ) add me - swagsodopee cool?
#254 to #217 - anonymous (02/17/2012) [-]
she's a guy you fuck nugget i bet you toenail clippinged the bullshit

#213 - swagsodopee (02/17/2012) [-]
your not the only one,
story - ( also pot head )

I was on my way to grab a cigrallo at the store which is about 15 minute walk, im a minor, so i was smoking with my dealer and he was my smoking brother, so he came with stogie's, and the two pack of cigrallo's, he offerd me right away for one, i took one and lit it, it was hit after hit and it warms me up, ( because it was cold ) so then when i quit hitting it i coutinue to walk, smoke keep coming out of my mouth, so im not trying to tell my brother DUDE I KEEP ON BREATHING SMOKE, i kept it all my head i was thinking to myself and im going to keep breathing smoke forever? it was about 1:25, after midnight, and then i tripped so much i ash'ed my stogie so much i unlit it, and i needed to ask for a lighter again, but then a bulb cam in my head. My brain said " whoa dude, its just cold outside and your a dumbass " -end. ._________________.

#210 - caesarslegion (02/17/2012) [-]

Seriously though, this was shit
#214 to #210 - swagsodopee (02/17/2012) [-]
It made me laugh.
#202 - chimpwithalimp (02/17/2012) [-]
Why do comics about weed get so much hate? They aren't nearly retoasted as much, and not as overused as those stupid "get back in the kitchen" comics that make front page every fucking day. This comic was actually funny.

Get your priorities straight, FJ.
#238 to #202 - anserine (02/17/2012) [-]
people get butthurt about weed :U
people get butthurt about weed :U
#201 - nigglettt (02/17/2012) [-]
after the first three or four seconds of holding a hit you are no longer getting THC just carcinogens so you might as well blow it out after that.
User avatar #199 - ohhaiibiitches (02/17/2012) [-]
Stoner girl FJer?! Sisters?
#218 to #199 - swagsodopee (02/17/2012) [-]
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User avatar #197 - lcarnage (02/17/2012) [-]
Ha, steam, simply hilarious. I hate stoner OCs
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#195 - wantedbghg (02/17/2012) [-]
haha i dont smoke..
User avatar #200 to #195 - ohhaiibiitches (02/17/2012) [-]
haha weed doesn't kill you..
User avatar #209 to #200 - caesarslegion (02/17/2012) [-]
You're a fucking retard if you think Weed doesn't hurt you at all.
User avatar #211 to #209 - ohhaiibiitches (02/17/2012) [-]
Oh shit not another weed debate..
What do you think is so bad about weed? Be prepared to be proved wrong.
User avatar #215 to #211 - caesarslegion (02/17/2012) [-]
Lol, for one, Shut the fuck up. Just because you smoke weed, doesn't make you an expert on drugs.
two, smoke, OF ANY KIND, has CARBON MONOXIDE in it. Carbon Monoxide is bad for you.
#337 to #215 - beefsteaktomato (02/17/2012) [-]
I've read somewhere on multiple sources around the internet that the carbon monoxide in weed is 2x more in weed than tobacco.
However, it would take you about 50 years to start to see damage in your lungs from "moderate" weed smoking.
Moral of the story is, ingest weed (Green Dragon, brownies, etc..) or vaporize it. You get much more of the THC anyways.
User avatar #221 to #215 - ohhaiibiitches (02/17/2012) [-]
I never said that Lamar Smithgot. Maybe I've done hours and hours of research on marijuanna (because I have). You're the one who obviously doesn't know shit. Any plant that burns produces 99.9% carbon dioxide (which is nothing to worry about) and 0.1% carbon monoxide. This dose is minuscule and is not going to hurt you.
#239 to #221 - anserine (02/17/2012) [-]
you're the reason funnyjunk hates women.   
stop giving us a bad name. seriously.
you're the reason funnyjunk hates women.

stop giving us a bad name. seriously.
User avatar #242 to #239 - ohhaiibiitches (02/17/2012) [-]
What's so stereotypical about what I said?
User avatar #219 to #215 - wantedbghg (02/17/2012) [-]
thanks for backin me up brah
User avatar #203 to #200 - wantedbghg (02/17/2012) [-]
im not talking about weed im talking normal ciggarz
User avatar #205 to #203 - ohhaiibiitches (02/17/2012) [-]
Oh. Well if you haven't realized, this is is a stoner comic. No one said anything about tobacco lol.
User avatar #207 to #205 - wantedbghg (02/17/2012) [-]
thx for tha infu
#193 - aninymous (02/17/2012) [-]
And smoking weed ! how cool
And smoking weed ! how cool
#189 - anonymous (02/17/2012) [-]

#191 to #189 - XTerrorXFiendX (02/17/2012) [-]
i thought it was funny so fuck you and your opinion anon
#188 - dragonkazooie (02/17/2012) [-]
Not funny.
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