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User avatar #179 - elginpocketwatch (02/11/2012) [-]
yeah protestant! woo
User avatar #177 - MuffinMan (02/11/2012) [-]
But you usually get your first pokemon in a science lab....
User avatar #166 - pooplol (02/11/2012) [-]
Anyone else want to try this just to see how far they would get without going ******* .
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User avatar #165 - guessmyusername (02/10/2012) [-]
Fixed:

Christian Play Through:
Put down game, go outside, and rant about homosexuals going to hell.
User avatar #180 to #165 - elginpocketwatch (02/11/2012) [-]
those arent chrstians those are retards from westboro baptist church
User avatar #182 to #180 - guessmyusername (02/11/2012) [-]
It's kinda cute how oblivious you are to all the other anti-gay attacks/ protests christians have done.

Spreading the love of god, threw acts of hatred, since 0 A.D.
#194 to #182 - anonymous (02/11/2012) [-]
>Implying Crhistian's weren't the ones being killed until Emporer Constantine adopted the religion
> Implying athiests haven't killed people i.e. Hitler, Stalin, Mao Zedung.
>Implying you know the difference between THROUGH and threw
User avatar #200 to #194 - guessmyusername (02/11/2012) [-]
>implying i give a ****

> Makes false statistics about **** i never even brough up and is irrelevant

> is homeuax
User avatar #209 to #200 - mrbuu (02/11/2012) [-]
I will give a **** once you start going back to school.
User avatar #185 to #182 - mrtwilightsparkle (02/11/2012) [-]
It's kinda cute how oblivious you are to all the other Christians that DON'T do **** like that. We hate the idiots who do that stuff too.
User avatar #181 to #180 - niburu (02/11/2012) [-]
or regular christians... its just westboro that does it u know
User avatar #188 to #181 - niburu (02/11/2012) [-]
**** i forgot the not part of that...
User avatar #187 to #181 - mrtwilightsparkle (02/11/2012) [-]
I'm Christian, and I'm telling you that's ******* retarded.
User avatar #198 to #187 - guessmyusername (02/11/2012) [-]
"i'm christian and i'm not like that" No one cares.

I'm satanist, but wasted 14 years in church before converting.

Name me one time outside of Norway that satanists have ever comitted a hate crime. Name me one time Buhdists ever protested gay marriage. Name me one time Shinto's ever talked about anyone being inferrior because of who they are.


Hell, show me some mormons or jahova witness's that have ever attacked or discriminated against anyone.

Christians, Cathothics, Jews, Muslims, Hindu's. They are the cause of the words problems. I have no issue with people who believe that stuff, but i have an issue with how they attack others beliefs and hate against people for living how they choose.
User avatar #207 to #198 - mrbuu (02/11/2012) [-]
WIthout religion wars would still happen and they would just have to use another reason to blame why the did it.
User avatar #203 to #198 - mrtwilightsparkle (02/11/2012) [-]
Not to mention Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses are considered radical groups among the Christians.
User avatar #202 to #198 - mrtwilightsparkle (02/11/2012) [-]
Charles Manson, Manson family murders.
User avatar #219 to #202 - guessmyusername (02/11/2012) [-]
Charles Manson Family Cult were psychos that followed Christian Beliefs.

Next?


User avatar #223 to #219 - mrtwilightsparkle (02/11/2012) [-]
Charles Manson was one of the biggest contributors to the Church of Satanism. And they have some of the same principles of Christianity because it stems off of Satan, part of the Christian and Jewish religions.
#239 to #223 - anonymous (02/11/2012) [-]
"Satan" the entity does not stem from Christianity, only as "Satan" the name does.

According to the satanist beliefs, the entity existed indefinitely and in different fashions than those painted by the bible. Many different fashions. To them, the idea and worship of the entity predates Christianity as a whole.
User avatar #160 - iamdestery (02/10/2012) [-]
I'll take the alternate edition..
User avatar #156 - Aspirin (02/10/2012) [-]
More like the 'Catholic/Chauvinist' playthrough...
User avatar #158 to #156 - Aspirin (02/10/2012) [-]
...in the 1600s...
#172 to #158 - anonymous (02/11/2012) [-]
Actually this is more Calvinistic ideals...the catholic church actually now accepts evolution.
User avatar #241 to #172 - Aspirin (02/11/2012) [-]
I said "in the 1600s"
User avatar #155 - foelkera (02/10/2012) [-]
Trust me, Giratina's a ****** roommate. He hogs the top bunk and never showers.
#146 - thegreatbizzo (02/10/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

User avatar #150 to #146 - AlreadyExists (02/10/2012) [-]
If I was genuinely guaranteed a free, legitimate pokédex I would totally do it.
#173 to #150 - anonymous (02/11/2012) [-]
...but it would be empty since you haven't met any Pokémon yet...
User avatar #144 - I Am Monkey (02/10/2012) [-]
Whoever made this has no idea what they're talking about.
-Protestants are Christian.
-All the traits you stated are attributed to Protestant Evangelicals.

I assume he meant Catholics, which would make less sense as the Pope endorses the belief in evolution.

Please stop lumping all religious people together. We're not responsible for the beliefs of nutjobs in the South.
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#170 to #164 - powerfapping (02/11/2012) [-]
He never implied either of those things.
User avatar #169 to #164 - I Am Monkey (02/11/2012) [-]
>Implying neither of those things.
#157 to #144 - derpicles (02/10/2012) [-]
the thing i hate about religion is that i cant find one where everyone worships me.
im pretty cool.
#148 to #144 - richardastley ONLINE (02/10/2012) [-]
Yeah! Religious people everywhere except in the south don't have ridiculous beliefs at all!
User avatar #154 to #148 - I Am Monkey (02/10/2012) [-]
Yea, what type of idiot believes in family values and morals anymore.
User avatar #162 to #154 - richardastley ONLINE (02/10/2012) [-]
Oh I wasn't talking about those beliefs. I was talking about beliefs like "You can't get into Heaven without believing in God". Things that take away from the underlying purpose of being religious in the first place. People are capable of being good without God, and somehow believing is my ticket into Heaven. **** that.

Also, I'm not atheist. I just don't give a **** if God exists because it won't make a difference whether an arguable text says any different. Not to mention the idea that Jesus probably wasn't real considering all the parallel myths resembling him that came before (Dionysis, Attis, Mithras, etc.), which kind of ruins the reality of the Gospel for me. I agree with much of the ethics, but I can't honestly agree that believing in Jesus or believing that honour deaths are okay.
User avatar #167 to #162 - I Am Monkey (02/11/2012) [-]
Holy crap you people are uninformed.
Nobody ever said "heaven is a place for people who believe in God". It's a place for people that have lived good lives. All the "if you do X you go straight to Hell" crap is what the Evangelicals do.

Nobody argues whether Jesus existed. He's an accepted historical figure. The argument is about who he actually was.

For Catholics it's all about the ethics. The spin-off protestant groups are the ones who spread all the hate and nonsense.
User avatar #174 to #167 - richardastley ONLINE (02/11/2012) [-]
I tried explaining that to a priest once. He got mad. Then he said John 3:16-19 is part of the New Revised Standard Version Catholic Edition. I then asked him about Dionysis and he said it was God's way of foreshadowing the coming of Christ. I grew up going to Catholic church every week. The church was loving until people starting leaving because priests in certain churches (not mine) were touching boys. They were probably more butthurt than the atheists you mentioned. Of course the church doesn't condone it, that's what we said as a part of the community, but the bishop who sent the priests to different churches seemed to be okay with it.

I used to be the exact kind of Catholic you seem to be, but then I was like "Why go to church? John 3:16-19 sounds like total ******** to me, and it's inconsistent with the things I like about my religion. Why don't I just learn about morals and use religion for that?" So I took a philosophy minor in university.
User avatar #147 to #144 - I Am Monkey (02/10/2012) [-]
And here come the butthurt militant atheists right on cue.
Your post has massive mistakes, don't shoot the messenger.
User avatar #142 - stargazerone (02/10/2012) [-]
Welp GIratina here I come.
#140 - shadylight (02/10/2012) [-]
Can't catch Dark, Physic, and Ghost type Pokemon....That's okay, I'll just obtain them through trade. They are still useful even if you can't use their type specific moves.

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User avatar #131 - cshp (02/10/2012) [-]
Aren't there ghosts in the Bible?

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#130 - godofdickcheese (02/10/2012) [-]
Catch raptor jesus and you win automatically win the game.
#132 to #130 - godofdickcheese (02/10/2012) [-]
win automatically win   
   
mfw
win automatically win

mfw
User avatar #134 to #132 - lamarss (02/10/2012) [-]
umad?
User avatar #149 to #134 - ferrettamer (02/10/2012) [-]
Naw, he sad.
#128 - toothles (02/10/2012) [-]
Protestants, 						****					 yea
Protestants, **** yea
#126 - anonymous (02/10/2012) [-]
I don't know ifOH PEErealizes that you can be Christian and believe in evolution. I go to a Catholic school and we are taught that evolution exists and that only fundamentalist Christians (the crazy ones that you stereotype us with) believe in intelligent design.
#125 - xplorer (02/10/2012) [-]
i think i like the sound of a distortion world \m/
User avatar #123 - tehweave ONLINE (02/10/2012) [-]
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
User avatar #119 - EpicFacePalm (02/10/2012) [-]
Someof that was kinda misguided, but kinda funny anyway.
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