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#996 - iamawesomelyawesom (01/22/2012) [-]
I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his website. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his stupidity. Men, all this stuff you've heard about Funnyjunk not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the war is a lot of horse dung. Americans, traditionally, love to fight. All real Funnyjunkers love the sting of battle. When you were kids you all admired the very best that no one ever was. Funnyjunkers love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Funnyjunkers play to win all the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Funnyjunkers have rarely lost and will never lose a war, because the very thought of losing is hateful to Funnyjunkers. Now, an army is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap. The bilious bastards who wrote that stuff about individuality for the Saturday Evening Post don't know anything more about real battle than they do about ******* . Now, we have the finest food, equipment, the best spirit, and the best men in the world. You know, I, I actually pity those poor bastards we're going up against, by God, I do. We're not just going to shoot the bastards; we're going to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. We're going to murder those lousy SOPA bastards by the bushel. Now, some of you boys, I know, are wondering whether or not you'll chicken out under fire. Don't worry about it. I can assure you that you will all do your duty.
#1004 to #996 - anonymous (01/22/2012) [-]
A great speech from a great man ruined.

#1002 to #996 - nuggetry (01/22/2012) [-]
<TLDR
<TLDR
#999 to #996 - iamawesomelyawesom (01/22/2012) [-]
The SOPA bill is the enemy. Wade into them. Spill their blood. Shoot them in the belly. When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do. Now there's another thing I want you to remember: I don't want to get any messages saying that we are holding our position. We're not holding anything. Let the Hun do that. We are advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding onto anything except the enemy.
User avatar #994 - msawesome (01/22/2012) [-]
This actually made me kinda sad..
User avatar #993 - fabiovalentine (01/22/2012) [-]
Source?
User avatar #1041 to #993 - furryflava (01/22/2012) [-]
the titanic
User avatar #1496 to #1041 - fabiovalentine (01/23/2012) [-]
yeah, I know that I'm asking if there's a youtube video of this.
User avatar #992 - supermegasherman (01/22/2012) [-]
i would watch it again if it didn't have to buffer every three seconds
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User avatar #987 to #984 - CrushOrange (01/22/2012) [-]
nope
#983 - CXJokerXD (01/22/2012) [-]
Sooo...was the iceberg SOPA?
#1001 to #983 - sonni (01/22/2012) [-]
the water was sopa
User avatar #981 - lube (01/22/2012) [-]
is paypal going down??
#979 - FUCKsovietrussia (01/22/2012) [-]
whether sopa passes or not, i love you all and am glad to have browsed with you guysl. we may end up going to hell but in the end, i wouldnt have things any other way.
whether sopa passes or not, i love you all and am glad to have browsed with you guysl. we may end up going to hell but in the end, i wouldnt have things any other way.
#978 - xxhunterxx (01/22/2012) [-]
Unrelated gif.
Unrelated gif.
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#974 - iamnyan **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#973 - wormagettin (01/22/2012) [-]
I cry evertim. :(((
#972 - wyckalas (01/22/2012) [-]
<----- ****** site we should ignore
#968 - tobistrigoivii (01/22/2012) [-]
**tobistrigoivii rolled a random image posted in comment #44 at merde! ** If this didn't make you lol you have no soul.
#966 - anonymous (01/22/2012) [-]
Related .gif
User avatar #964 - thelamalord (01/22/2012) [-]
right in the feel
#961 - kenz (01/22/2012) [-]
how FJ and the other sites still try to cheer those people up... my feel goes with the internet bro...
#958 - sarcasticapple **User deleted account** (01/22/2012) [-]
N-no internet...?   
   
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N-no internet...?

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