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Comments(153):
#54
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N. Korean citizen (01/19/2012) [-]
I lived in Chicago for a year and used to wear a red shirt and a blue jacket just to fuck around
#53
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happyfucktime (01/19/2012) [-]
you're wearing a blue shirt and I'm wearing a red shirt there fore i must stab you
So, my boyfriend broke up with me for this girl he barely knew (I mean, what's 4 years?). I left him alone and cried to my best friend because I couldn't even face him. So the girl he left me for messages me on Facebook talking about how I need to stop being a bitch or something and I'm like wtfisgoingon. So, I was like "please go away" and she starts threatening me with like, "I will personally beat you up"
Now here's a little background on my shit. I come from a very ghetto neighborhood and I can't fight worth a damn, but just saying "I'm from the west side" almost always gets people to back up. So, it's usually very easy to get people to leave me alone (unless of course, they are too).
So I say to her, "I'm from the west side, I'd like to see you try.."
And what does she say? (actual copy-paste) "Honey I know bloods Crypts and my cousin is in the German mafia and i'm part of ir so bitch FUCKING TRY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll whoop your ass from gang to mother fuckin gang!!!!!!"
1. SEEMS LEGIT
2. Crypts.
3. That's all I need to lawl.
Now here's a little background on my shit. I come from a very ghetto neighborhood and I can't fight worth a damn, but just saying "I'm from the west side" almost always gets people to back up. So, it's usually very easy to get people to leave me alone (unless of course, they are too).
So I say to her, "I'm from the west side, I'd like to see you try.."
And what does she say? (actual copy-paste) "Honey I know bloods Crypts and my cousin is in the German mafia and i'm part of ir so bitch FUCKING TRY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll whoop your ass from gang to mother fuckin gang!!!!!!"
1. SEEMS LEGIT
2. Crypts.
3. That's all I need to lawl.
#76 to #42
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thecharliesheen (01/19/2012) [-]
I SECOND THE MAN BELOW ME.
Facebook info.
Give it.
And lastly,
How can ANY man find a girl who says "LOL HUNEY I KNOW BLUUDZ N CRIPTZ AND GIRMAN MAFIA AND IMA GANGSTA BITCH LOL! I CAN TOTALLY KICK UR ASS BITCH LOL CAUSE IMA GANGSTA!"
If she is in a gang, she probably slept her way to the top, and you're old boyfriend is a closet fÂaggot.
You are good person,
she is dumb bitch.
Good day.
Facebook info.
Give it.
And lastly,
How can ANY man find a girl who says "LOL HUNEY I KNOW BLUUDZ N CRIPTZ AND GIRMAN MAFIA AND IMA GANGSTA BITCH LOL! I CAN TOTALLY KICK UR ASS BITCH LOL CAUSE IMA GANGSTA!"
If she is in a gang, she probably slept her way to the top, and you're old boyfriend is a closet fÂaggot.
You are good person,
she is dumb bitch.
Good day.
Are you fucking kidding me? It's the only way I can get bitches off my shit. I get into a lot of bullshit, and every other time it's worked but that chick isn't even actually from where I am or associated with anyone in my neighborhood, obviously, because I've gotten, as I said, into a lot of bullshit and it's worked every. Time. Sorry my defense ideals are not like yours and you just can't accept that. It's how I haven't gotten punched my whole life. It's how I was raised, so calm your fucking tits.
I'd say that and according to you, I'd still get beaten.
Your logic is flawed, you aren't me, you weren't raised the exact same, and you're only mad because I was taught different.
It must get on your nerves how I'm not like you. Boy, does that sound conceited.
Your logic is flawed, you aren't me, you weren't raised the exact same, and you're only mad because I was taught different.
It must get on your nerves how I'm not like you. Boy, does that sound conceited.
That's not really my fault, again, it's the way I was raised. I was raised to not take pride in something that's not there (ie. the skill to fight?)
Also, you're no better than the dumb bitch who hides behind gangs. You're just an internet tard. You don't seem to understand how dumb you look right now.
Also, you're no better than the dumb bitch who hides behind gangs. You're just an internet tard. You don't seem to understand how dumb you look right now.
I don't see how I was implying your grammar was incorrect? You're logic is so fucking flawed unless you honestly love being a close-minded dipshit.
And I can't (more or less won't) learn to fight because I don't need to. No one fucking touches me. You don't seem to understand that. Plus, I bruise easily and don't want to deal with that shit. Also, I don't want to fight because I just don't want to. And I've found a way that keeps people from trying to fight me. It works for me. It works against the people around me. End of fucking story. It's that simple.
And I can't (more or less won't) learn to fight because I don't need to. No one fucking touches me. You don't seem to understand that. Plus, I bruise easily and don't want to deal with that shit. Also, I don't want to fight because I just don't want to. And I've found a way that keeps people from trying to fight me. It works for me. It works against the people around me. End of fucking story. It's that simple.
My grammar is flawless, your lack of punctuation and a mind is what's wrong with this entire conversation.
And just because you say, "I'm out" doesn't mean I won't stop trying to educate you in the fact that you're really close minded and an asshole.
I don't see how you think my grammar is improper. It's literally been flawless this entire time. I would know.
And just because you say, "I'm out" doesn't mean I won't stop trying to educate you in the fact that you're really close minded and an asshole.
I don't see how you think my grammar is improper. It's literally been flawless this entire time. I would know.
Oh, okay. I accidentally used "You're" instead of "you". I figured your lack of everything logical would make my misuse of "You're" seem meaningless.
After all, isn't it, "I just copy and pasted that from your comment. Look at it, fuck-face."
That makes a lot less sense for a sentence to just run on like that. How is a person supposed to read that without having to slow down to your level? See, people still read it as "your" and continue on like nothing is wrong.
The only reason I'm even explaining this to you is that you've been doing it the whole time and I keep having to re-read your shit. You brought up how horrible my grammar is, when anyone could read my sentence and barely look twice, when I've had to go through it and evaluate yours. Multiple times.
Disregarding the grammar, you just need to get over yourself and accept that people come from different places and get taught different things, I'm not the only one from where I live that does the same exact thing. Pride has nothing to do with it. We're not little bitches. We're taught differently. I think you're fucking retarded for even thinking of fighting someone, but I'm not saying your way of life is completely irrational. I'm stating that people come from different places and learn different things. Get over it.
After all, isn't it, "I just copy and pasted that from your comment. Look at it, fuck-face."
That makes a lot less sense for a sentence to just run on like that. How is a person supposed to read that without having to slow down to your level? See, people still read it as "your" and continue on like nothing is wrong.
The only reason I'm even explaining this to you is that you've been doing it the whole time and I keep having to re-read your shit. You brought up how horrible my grammar is, when anyone could read my sentence and barely look twice, when I've had to go through it and evaluate yours. Multiple times.
Disregarding the grammar, you just need to get over yourself and accept that people come from different places and get taught different things, I'm not the only one from where I live that does the same exact thing. Pride has nothing to do with it. We're not little bitches. We're taught differently. I think you're fucking retarded for even thinking of fighting someone, but I'm not saying your way of life is completely irrational. I'm stating that people come from different places and learn different things. Get over it.
I'm sure a sixteen year old over privileged girl's cousin is going to jump me. Him and all of his German Mafia buddies. Especially for asking her to go away and telling her i'm from a ghetto neighborhood.
The German Mafia hates that shit. So much.
The German Mafia hates that shit. So much.
#32
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newhackold (01/19/2012) [-]
South Texas, mexicans, mexicans everywhere. Huge gang problem. Just to fuck with them I wear a solid blue shirt and red jacket. If you see a gangster ass negro or spic wearing purple, they will be the calmest fucker you have ever met. They don't believe in the C vs B territory wars and shit, they just like socializing, smoking, and volunteering at the cat shelter here.
They were accually crips, colors are opposing, blue bloods red crips.