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#4226 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/22/2012) [-]
where is the funny?
User avatar #4224 - sonmon (01/22/2012) [-]
religion isnt the problem, it's people
User avatar #4274 to #4224 - hebs (05/06/2012) [-]
no it's religion. when you just believe in what ever with out question is when is easy to good people to do horrible things and still think there doing good. its true that hateful people is what starts it but religion is how they get masses of people to follow them. get rid of religion and think for yourself.
#4223 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/22/2012) [-]
Religion separates people. End of story.
#4221 - unncommon (01/21/2012) [-]
You know, I'm not one to typically boast about his Christianity, and I'm by far not the most religious of people. But reading this is kind of applauding. Seeing that all religions have 'extremists' that make the particular religion look like a bunch of 'Mass-murdering Nazi Sith from Hell'. And I'm not gonna sit here and rant about "You're a blasphemy spreading fool and should be dragged back to from witch you came" because I'm just not that type of person, how ever I will be more than happy to highlight the good things that religion has done to this modern day society and how it has shaped our nation and will forever be an outstanding force of both good and evil. Mother Teresa, MLK jr., Martin Luther (1400's), Jesus Christ, and many more. Although religion has not been a main influence unto the great leaders around the world it has had a large amount of influence (e.x. "One Nation Under God" you remember that? The 'Pledge of Allegiance'). If it wasn't for the belief in a purpose larger than your own, for the belief that you wont have life after death, that you'll just rot and the time you spend on this Earth is just wasted space, and that you Can't make a difference, this planet would be **************** . Even if you do not believe in religion you must not be ignorant to both the influence and the 'Just' purpose of it; for it is not only a direct attack on your own intelligence, but also a direct attack on stand for. But then again, I probably have Absolutely no idea what I'm talking about... | (^__^) | Have a nice day.
#4257 to #4221 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/21/2012) [-]
You are aware that the "under God" part of the pledge of allegience is rather new, right? Just another example of cowardly people worshipping an imaginary being and forcing their beliefs on the culture and even law of those in their vicinity.

People are allowed to believe whatever they want, but that does not make it any less stupid. Religion does not "deserve" respect just for being religion, if anything deserves mine or someone elses respect it already has it. Of course there have been good people who have been religious, perhaps even a few inspired primarily by religion, but that does not make the idea any less irrational and, at its heart, rather childish.

Childish, immature and arrogant. To believe oneself so ******* important in a grand universe that most probably does not give a **** about us. When we die we are (probably) just going to stop existing. And that is a terrible, terrifying thought (for me, personally, at least), but not an excuse to delude oneself into believing in fairies or ghosts. So why the Judeo-Christian God, or any other?

As I said, feel free. But it. Is. Stupid.
#4258 to #4257 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/21/2012) [-]
As an addendum, this life has the potential to be ******* awesome. Please, please, PLEASE do not waste it to conform to the wishes of some imaginary being to achieve a "better" life, because you most probably won't get another one. Rather, work for positive change in this world, and live to the fullest. Your life is too precious to do anything else.
User avatar #4265 to #4258 - unncommon (03/07/2012) [-]
Your religion is your own, whether it be atheism (Yes atheism is in fact considered a religion), Christianity, or what ever the hell you want it to be. I think that having the belief that if you do good deeds in this life in order to achieve great rewards in a second, more beautiful life is not only extremely thought provoking but also a good idea to have going around. If people were to go around with the attitude 'What ever happens here doesn't mean anything because we are just going to be lost in time once we die' is not only a dangerous belief, but also an ignorant one. To say a religion like Christianity, for example, is false is calling most of the people in history wrong, foolish, gullible. And with all of the inconclusive evidence that figures such as 'Jesus Christ' and events such as 'The spreading of the Red Sea' and 'The destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah' it is surely ignorant to just say "...that's not true..." or "...that never happen...".
#4266 to #4265 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/18/2012) [-]
The translation of atheism is
"without religion"
theism=religion
the suffix 'a'=without
you blindingly stupid ********
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User avatar #4270 to #4266 - unncommon (03/25/2012) [-]
Next time you're consulting Wikipedia be sure to double check, before ignorantly stating blasphemy you ******* tool.
User avatar #4269 to #4266 - unncommon (03/25/2012) [-]
a·the·ism   [ey-thee-iz-uhm]
noun
1.
the doctrine or belief that there is no God.
2.
disbelief in the existence of a supreme being or beings.

re·li·gion   [ri-lij-uhn]
noun
1.
a set of beliefs concerning the cause, nature, and purpose of the universe, especially when considered as the creation of a superhuman agency or agencies, usually involving devotional and ritual observances, and often containing a moral code governing the conduct of human affairs.
#4238 to #4221 - maddric (01/23/2012) [-]
jk. you make a good point.
#4185 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/19/2012) [-]
Am I late for the **** storm?
It appears so.
#4180 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/19/2012) [-]
thats funny, you "Christians" are sounding like the Taliban you fear and hate so much. threatening to kill because of what someone does and doesnt believe in? you ignorant ***** , if there was a heaven and hell, im sure as **** you wont be going to heaven either assholes

User avatar #4152 - kaiserwilhelm (01/19/2012) [-]
this is the first time i cried in 4 years. i am disgusted with humanity as a whole. screw not wanting to live on this planet, i don't want to live at all anymore.
User avatar #4275 to #4152 - hebs (05/06/2012) [-]
i know the feeling. are you atheist?
User avatar #4277 to #4275 - kaiserwilhelm (05/07/2012) [-]
i like to believe there is something after death, but after that yes i am atheist.
#4148 - salsawin (01/19/2012) [-]
98 pages of comments and counting...Holy crap OP, you may have set some kind of record here.
User avatar #4251 to #4148 - tehlulzbringer (02/03/2012) [-]
Ha.. ha, yeah... a record.
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pic...
User avatar #4135 - iliekrice (01/19/2012) [-]
There are many religions, and many many many followers of religion. Of course you're going to get a breakout all of a sudden from stupid people that don't get the whole picture. It is only those who are causing destruction in the name of religion that get on the news.
The ones that do good to others are omitted from the news or any story whatsoever. TL;DR Those who do bad are acknowledged and those who do good aren't awarded for **** .
User avatar #4276 to #4135 - hebs (05/06/2012) [-]
this is true but religion can and is used by leaders to get follows and commit horrible acts. there are good and bad people and religion doesn't effect there actions but the only way to get a good person to do horrible actions and still think there good is religion.
User avatar #4129 - bushingenna (01/18/2012) [-]
who gives a ****
User avatar #4104 - ultimega (01/18/2012) [-]
People like you are ******* ignorant and stupid. I do not care if you hate religion, or that you shove it in people's faces. I care that you give off the impression that you believe all religion is like this. In my religion Roman Catholic, there are beyond many new beliefs. The mass is constantly changing and we are up to date one everything. What you are looking at are extremists. There are extremists for everything! You take out the bad and look at the older side of religion. In case you had no idea, the younger generations are not like that. The church and the world will change, the older will eventually die off. I am waiting for the day that religious and non-religious people such as yourself hate mongering about religion and atheists. I believe what I want to believe, nobody has brainwashed me or told me. This is like putting an adult killer in the same prison sentence as a baby who accidently shot a gun. You are just as ignorant as the people who beat and batter gays or members of other religion.
#4247 to #4104 - mrbah (01/30/2012) [-]
your leader is the pope, when asked what he intends to change about his church he quoted mother theresa "the first two things to change in the church are you and me"
which is a fancy way of saying nothing.
just sayin'
also i am a timetraveler from two days in the future.
#4141 to #4104 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/19/2012) [-]
before you start hating read the descprition next time,
Qoute : EDIT : First of all, thanks for the support. Second of all, damn, I got a lot of hate for this, lol.

Look, I'm not trying to make religion look evil, I'm just pointing out the fact that it's often used in an evil way.
Everything that religious people did that was good - was good. Judging is always a bad thing.

Credit to some guy from Reddit who made it. Sorry I stole it, but I'm sure you don't mind me spreading the message.
I mean, this isn't a rage comic, this is a meaningful picture, so.. yes, I hope you understand.

User avatar #4143 to #4141 - ultimega (01/19/2012) [-]
I actually just read it before I read this. I withdraw my statements about ignorance, but my opinion still stands.
#4137 to #4104 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/19/2012) [-]
I'm an deist (believing that there once was a god but that it is no longer in existance) but I agree with Ultimega, this is on the far end with extremist nut jobs, coming from a religious (Lutheran instead of catholic) I can strongly say that anything from the "church" westboro baptist all the way to these examples are extreme, and although there are a significant number of examples here, and (to Ultimega) alot of the wars have been caused by religious means, there are tons of wars caused with no affiliation (such as pretty much every single amerifat war). and most of even most my extremely religious classmates and friends they do not get aggressive when it comes to talking about other religions and atheism. and that was a pole in the united states which is about 5% of all christians and it is an illusory correlation between the mass of Christians to all of christianity as a whole
#4116 to #4104 - fasgohng (01/18/2012) [-]
Oh yeah, and that's why 30% of American Christians believe that killing civilians is okay?
#4204 to #4116 - sopunika (01/20/2012) [-]
Holy **** ! carlin fans! where have you guys been?!?!
User avatar #4122 to #4116 - ultimega (01/18/2012) [-]
YES, EXACTLY MY ******* POINT! That is 30% and extremists like the westboro baptist church are in that percentage. How about you get your ******* head out of your ass and realize that not all are bad. Might as well call all Muslims terrorists, all southerners red necks, all brits bad teeth, all whites racist, and all germans nazis.
#4124 to #4122 - fasgohng (01/18/2012) [-]
80% of America is Christian.
30% of those believe that killing people is okay.
That is 24% of America.
You don't see a problem with religion? You can go crawl in a cave and ignore the outside world. I don't give a **** if it's only the extremists, this is still a significant amount of people. Hell, it was probably even higher just 20 years ago.

Religion is poison and destroys society.
User avatar #4240 to #4124 - hodgenscon (01/24/2012) [-]
you do understand that those percentages don't reflect the actual 30% of the 80% of christians, right? they probably took a sample of maybe 100, 200 people. It's not religion that's the problem, or the "poison" as you state. It's the dumbasses who practice the certain religion.
User avatar #4133 to #4124 - ultimega (01/18/2012) [-]
I see the problem with some religion, but that census was taken from the older generation. Once they die off that rate will drop immensely. People think everybody who is religious is some idiot who doesn't believe in evolution and hate gays. WHAT, IT WAS HIGHER 20 YEARS AGO? NO ******* **** SHERLOCK! The older is dieing off and the newer is coming in. It's a change in ideas and it's happened before. So how about before insulting religion meet some of the good members. Religion has given me something to work in a community for. Religion isn't just bad ideas, it's a lifestyle trying to help the world. The problem is people are misguided.
#4134 to #4133 - fasgohng (01/19/2012) [-]
Religion pushes back technology and teaches kids false promises.
If you need your religion to live your life -- a happy life -- you are brainwashed.
Atheism is progressive, unlike Christianity, which is conservative.
People are misguided into thinking that just because their religion has good teachings, it must be something that is great for society, regardless of the extremists.

User avatar #4142 to #4134 - ultimega (01/19/2012) [-]
I never said it was good, or that it was bad. Atheists talk about people being brainwashed and stupid for enjoying their religion. Who are you to talk down to me when you care so much about proving that religion is bad. Nobody is going to change their mind because you said so.
Religion pushes back technology if you are stupid enough to invent everything thinking religion.
Christianity is conservative, not all the people are.
I don't need Religion to live my life, I can live without religion. It gives me something to do. I am not brainwashed, hell I don't agree with many parts of religion. It is part of my life in a way that I follow the things my priest teaches me. He teaches me how to be a good person, not to hate gays and other religions.
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#4213 to #4142 - slaykingftw (01/20/2012) [-]
just throwing this out there....
Athiest- evil because we disagree with popular beleifs, and some of us talk down to people who are religious...

Religious peoples- good despite brutally murdering millions, causing genocides throughout history, retarding scientific progress, causing the dark ages, preventing free speech, and promoting racism, because not all of them are terrible ******* people...

yeah religion totally has the moral high ground
User avatar #4220 to #4213 - ultimega (01/20/2012) [-]
When did I ever say that atheists were evil, do not put words in my typed out text. Dark ages were not fully caused by religion. You completely misinterpreted what I said. Most modern religion is good, MOST MODERN. Some religion is bad, not all. You classify all religion as though every religion is the same.
#4199 to #4142 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/20/2012) [-]
religion is only a thing because people couldn't explain things so they explained it with god. A significant amount of religion is bad and if you had no religion it would all be gone so id say a little sacrifice of the week no longer having an afterlife is worth all the hate being gone
User avatar #4208 to #4199 - ultimega (01/20/2012) [-]
I use it as teachings, not my pure way of living and outlook on the world.
#4102 - miaandvinny (01/18/2012) [-]
**miaandvinny rolled a random image posted in comment #96 at Dear Australia Fags ** Personally, I am fine with religion. I'm half Jewish and half Christian and I almost never go to church or temple. No one makes fun of me, and I don't make fun of anyone for being religious. I just hate when people get in a fight over religion
User avatar #4200 to #4102 - iHAXnoobs (01/20/2012) [-]
HOW THE **** can you be half jewish and half christian its not about what your parents are its what you believe.
#4232 to #4200 - miaandvinny (01/22/2012) [-]
If you knew anythign about religion, you can convert to a different religion, or you can inherite it. Jedaism is only inherrited by your mom. I did not choose a different religion to practice, so I am Jewish and Christian. HOW THE **** are you so stupid?
User avatar #4239 to #4232 - iHAXnoobs (01/23/2012) [-]
if you convert you are full that religion and you cannot inherit a religion my mom is christian and I'm full athiest
#4243 to #4239 - miaandvinny (01/25/2012) [-]
But I didn't choose a religion, so therefore, I am oth
User avatar #4244 to #4243 - iHAXnoobs (01/26/2012) [-]
if you don't choose a religion then your no religion, you have to believe something its impossible to be neutral unless you literally don't think.
#4245 to #4244 - miaandvinny (01/27/2012) [-]
I'm undecieded.
User avatar #4249 to #4245 - iHAXnoobs (01/31/2012) [-]
that's fair.
User avatar #4119 to #4102 - fasgohng (01/18/2012) [-]
I hate when people don't get in a fight over religion, because those who are afraid of arguing their beliefs don't have confidence in it at all. Arguing about religion makes you understand the flaws in the possibility of a God existing. Saying you shouldn't argue about religion (or politics) is pretty much asking to have someone surgically remove your brain, since you're not using it.
#4121 to #4119 - miaandvinny (01/18/2012) [-]
I'm fine with an argue, but not a fight. A arguement is when you express what you believe in, but you don't get mad at someone for not believing in it
#4096 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/18/2012) [-]
implying that atheists have never hurt people before. One day religion will perhaps be cast out and the world will be fully atheist. When that point reaches, I will be laughing when there is still people doing horrible things to each other. Human nature Atheists, use your science to explain it and stop blaming religion.
User avatar #4201 to #4096 - iHAXnoobs (01/20/2012) [-]
atheist don't hurt people because they are atheist its not the fact that bad things happen its the fact that people kill or torment people simply because of their religion.
#4118 to #4096 - fasgohng (01/18/2012) [-]
You're just using blind speculation that when everyone is atheist there will still be wars and human hatred towards each other.   
   
When poverty, abortion, divorce rates and prisoners (to just name a few things) are very low among the atheist population, I do not see this happening.
You're just using blind speculation that when everyone is atheist there will still be wars and human hatred towards each other.

When poverty, abortion, divorce rates and prisoners (to just name a few things) are very low among the atheist population, I do not see this happening.
#4087 - pastaguy (01/18/2012) [-]
Look. Both atheists and relgious people badger each other, its a fact. Differences. I believe everyone should have the right to believe, or not, whatver they want! So what if religion has a darkside! Let them learn! We are not all assholes, we are not all killers or mass murderers, we dont all go criticize for someonelses beliefs! We are not all saints, we all have our problems. We don't all believe in evolution, or in the bible. This is mankind, each person, man and women, boy and girl, is different, this is the way it is. The fact is if would all just forget these dam differences, forgive and forget, we could actually be going somewhere. You see sopa? How about the finacial crisis? Global warming? Those are real issues! This stuff is been an issue alright, but weve lived enough and progressed enough to understand that fights over this go NOWHERE! Let the whole **** die, its just a dam waste of time. No one ever wins in a debate about religion, for each one is right.
#4114 to #4057 - fasgohng (01/18/2012) [-]
Ummm.... what?
#4174 to #4114 - DirtNastylolz (01/19/2012) [-]
< that plus all the other ******** done over relegion
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User avatar #4229 to #4055 - rokkarokkaali (01/22/2012) [-]
On facebook they repeatedly post
Like if you like god, he's watching. If you don't like you love the devil
IM LIKE, FLAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#4098 to #4055 - fasgohng (01/18/2012) [-]
I respect the person.
I don't respect their beliefs.
Yes that may sound like being a douche but you can't be a true atheist if you respect people who are religious.
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User avatar #4054 - mayormilkman (01/18/2012) [-]
Heh. Looks like FunnyJunk is more antitheist than even 4chan or Reddit. You win.
#4047 - torquemada (01/18/2012) [-]
Some of this was accurate, but some of it was way off. Unfortunately it reeks of Dawkinesque nonsense and non-thought.
First of all you have things like suicide bombers and 9/11 up there. That stuff isn't about religion. Suicide bombings in places like Palestine are the result of a very complex struggle over land and political autonomy that cannot be reduced to simply religion. The same with the destruction of the WTC. OBL very clearly stated that their reason for the attack was the sanctions on Iraq that killed 500,000 Iraqi children. Keep in mind that he worked with the US against the USSR because of what the USSR was doing in Afghanistan.
Then you have stuff like pedophile priests. I hope you are not suggesting that it is only religious people who are pedophiles, or that somehow their pedophilia stems from their religious beliefs? Because if you are, that's ridiculous. Consider this, the majority of people in the world are religious, and the majority of people in the world are not pedophiles.
Then we have the murder of abortion doctors. Lets try to look at it from the perspective of an anti-abortion person. They see abortion as murder, and people who perform abortions as murderers. If you knew that you could stop a murder, but the police weren't going to do it, wouldn't you do anything you had to to save someone? I'm not saying I agree with them, but I can at least see where they are coming from and its not irrational.
A lot of the other stuff up there is truly ****** up religious stuff, but yet again, if I used Stalin and Pol Pot as examples of atheists and why I think they are all wrong, I would not so much be making a proper criticism of atheism but instead I would be pushing an agenda in order to demonize people I disagree with.
There are ****** up people of all beliefs, and power corrupts religious people and atheists alike, but the solution is to respect each other, learn to leave fundamentalism behind and get along.

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User avatar #4048 to #4047 - torquemada (01/18/2012) [-]
P.S. I am neither a christian nor a conservative, so please no ad hominum.
User avatar #4028 - notabtard (01/18/2012) [-]
Religion is bad because it is a blind and absolute belief.
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