I found this humorous.

Oh cool,I liked this status.Why else would it say "You" right?

in canada, we beat the fuck out of anyone who has a spray tan...and that's coming from one of the most peaceful countries!

Here in Florida spraytans aren't that common, although you will find people with a spraytan and a tan at the same time. I don't really understand it. I get pretty dark with enough days in the sun, but I prefer staying inside and being white as snow because it's hot as fuck during the summer.

Hi, you don't know me... And while I do agree with your status I shall not be "liking" it because I fail to see the need to perpetuate the constant "LIKE MY STATUS" bullcrap that infests my Facebook page on a daily basis. If you wish to get a reaction from me, simply post your opinion, if I agree then I shall like, if I don't I move on.

I do not get suckered into the LMS posts on Facebook, I am the .1%

Honestly, it depends on the color. Like, if they look like an Umpa Loompa/Snooki, then hell no, burn it with fire. But I know chicks who occasionally spray tan or use a tanning bed that just make them look like they were out in the sun for a day. That's what looks good.

>Login to facebook
>Go to random status
>Screencap
>Post on funnyjunk
>?????
>Profit

Pale chicks are much hotter. I'mjustsaiyan.png.

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Well now I feel better for being pale

i despise all forms of tans.

a natural tan on a guy or girl (from a straight girl's perspective) looks okay.. but an oompa loompa tan? Seriously people?

I don't know why, but I always found the pale skin on girls somehow attractive unlike the others...

<---Also, this.

there is this one girl in my school who all she does is call everybody fake on facebook and then the next day she comes in with a ten pound makeup makeover and a spray tan with a stuffed bra

Fake tan is only bad if you use too much or apply it incorrectly...which seems to have become a fashionable way to do it recently, i dnt get it! I personally rather be pale and interesting but sometimes a lil bit o tan is nice and i can honestly say i never EVER look like an oompa loompa...girls and guys dnt seem to realise u need to pick a tan that suits yur skin tone to enhance a natural look not just go ''oh heres the darkest most gaudy colour sure we'll slap a load of this on n it will be grand''! fuckin idiots gggrrrrrrr

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