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#159 - youravatar
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(01/10/2012) [-]
On girls that look like ghosts without it I actually like it if it isn't overdone

But no, girls that look like ******* oompa loompas are not cute
#157 - wreked
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(01/10/2012) [-]
#133 - spiderfart
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(01/10/2012) [-]
I'm naturally pale as ****, and it's hard for me to tan...... My reaction when people tell me to get a fake tan.
I'm naturally pale as ****, and it's hard for me to tan...... My reaction when people tell me to get a fake tan.
#190 to #133 - epickitteh
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(01/10/2012) [-]
im a russian/polish red head which is as pale as they get, and guys are always telling me im so pale its scary- but then complain about the whole 'we want natural beauty' sigh
#173 to #133 - kingnicholas
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(01/10/2012) [-]
Hell I think pale is sexy, although I prefer the term Alabaster. IMO nothing better than the Scandinavian or Irish look. Alabaster skin with platinum blonde hair or red hair and freckles
#178 to #173 - spiderfart
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(01/10/2012) [-]
I'm part Cherokee Indian... But it decided not to show, apparently. :p
#172 to #133 - TuhRainbowLlama
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(01/10/2012) [-]
#169 to #133 - memescomefromb
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(01/10/2012) [-]
Meeeee tooooo.. :(

That's my pale face on a black ladies body! haha
#158 to #133 - iclarinet
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(01/10/2012) [-]
same here!
same here!
#115 - lemonquartz
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(01/10/2012) [-]
**lemonquartz rolls 83** dubs?
#153 to #115 - charliecmurphey
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(01/10/2012) [-]
**charliecmurphey rolls 90**
**charliecmurphey rolls 90**
#168 to #153 - theaceofthespade
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(01/10/2012) [-]
very very saved
#151 to #115 - bcbates
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(01/10/2012) [-]
**bcbates rolls 55** i might got this
#154 to #151 - bcbates
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(01/10/2012) [-]
only one to get dubs and still gets red pinkies
#144 to #115 - corkscrew
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(01/10/2012) [-]
**corkscrew rolls 97** I got this guys
#145 to #144 - corkscrew
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(01/10/2012) [-]
****
#143 to #115 - timmyaaa
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#124 to #115 - Drummy **User deleted account**
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#125 to #124 - lemonquartz
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(01/10/2012) [-]
**lemonquartz rolls 98** THIS TREAD IS CURSED TO NOT HAVE DUBS

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#117 to #115 - lemonquartz
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(01/10/2012) [-]
**lemonquartz rolls 52** ****

#118 to #117 - lemonquartz
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(01/10/2012) [-]
**lemonquartz rolls 74** ****

#119 to #118 - lemonquartz
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(01/10/2012) [-]
**lemonquartz rolls 96** ********

#120 to #119 - lemonquartz
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(01/10/2012) [-]
**lemonquartz rolls 24** ARE YOU ******* KIDDING ME

#122 to #120 - lemonquartz
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(01/10/2012) [-]
**lemonquartz rolls 71** IM FOREVER ALONE
#132 to #122 - TheNameJin
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#134 to #132 - lemonquartz
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(01/10/2012) [-]
**lemonquartz rolls 58** WHOEVER pinkieED MY COMENTS DOWN STOP ASSHOLE

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#135 to #134 - TheNameJin
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#136 to #135 - lemonquartz
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(01/10/2012) [-]
**lemonquartz rolls 21** YOU ARE A TRUE GOOD GUY GREG
#142 to #136 - omegathewolf
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#148 to #142 - lemonquartz
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(01/10/2012) [-]
**lemonquartz rolls 27** lolwut?

#152 to #148 - omegathewolf
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(01/10/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#150 to #148 - lemonquartz
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(01/10/2012) [-]
**lemonquartz rolls 32** ok time to stop errybody spiderman says so
#189 to #150 - tempusedaxrerum **User deleted account**
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#138 to #136 - calininerfortyone
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#141 to #138 - lemonquartz
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(01/10/2012) [-]
**lemonquartz rolls 73** stop
#146 to #141 - anon
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(01/10/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 30** guys just give up only anons can get dubs
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#181 to #179 - amadeuseap
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(01/10/2012) [-]
**amadeuseap rolls 19** unlike you all, i have nothing to lose
#191 to #181 - randomwut
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(01/10/2012) [-]
**randomwut rolls 22** BICHES DON'T KNOW BOUT MAH DUBS
#278 to #191 - lemonquartz
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(01/11/2012) [-]
thank you god for giving us these dubs.
now i want my share

#192 to #191 - randomwut
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#137 to #136 - TheNameJin
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#114 - theparadox
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(01/10/2012) [-]
lol what's a spray tan?

I ******* love this state.
#131 to #114 - anon
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(01/10/2012) [-]
omg i love arizona i lived there a few years and them moved away and am so sad
#140 to #131 - anon
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(01/10/2012) [-]
Cool story bro.
#193 to #140 - nosrslystfu
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(01/10/2012) [-]
#126 to #114 - spiderfart
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(01/10/2012) [-]
When done badly, it turns out looking like this... But it's pretty much self-explanatory... A fake tan... That you spray on..
#277 to #126 - theparadox
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(01/11/2012) [-]
I know. The point is, nobody needs it in Arizona because you disintegrate from the heat after standing outside for a few seconds.

Or you're Mexican, but we're working on that problem.
#116 to #114 - jtwagner
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(01/10/2012) [-]
Killzone?
#188 to #116 - anon
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(01/10/2012) [-]
they look more like space nazis because of the mg42s and the ww2 german helmets, but then again i am an anon soooooooo killzone it is!
#112 - candora
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(01/10/2012) [-]
#107 - youropinionman
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(01/10/2012) [-]
A more blatant message would be to call the spray tan girls by their proper name.
Whoranges.
#175 to #107 - celestialseed
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(01/10/2012) [-]
#95 - knifeyoass
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(01/10/2012) [-]
Chad.
#94 - commentor
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(01/10/2012) [-]
I could be wrong, but I believe this person is referring to spray tans, which look orange, as opposed to the use of a tanning bed, which can look more natural.
I could be wrong, but I believe this person is referring to spray tans, which look orange, as opposed to the use of a tanning bed, which can look more natural.
#273 to #94 - anon
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(01/10/2012) [-]
Yea, but the tanning bed tan, is a real tan. spray tan is not.
#92 - jacobomexicano
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(01/10/2012) [-]
I don't even have 50 friends..including my parents
#86 - perfectinsanity
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(01/10/2012) [-]
Pale girls
#156 to #86 - lordmuffin
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(01/10/2012) [-]
You sir deserve this (Minus the deadly explosion)
You sir deserve this (Minus the deadly explosion)
#111 to #86 - guzzball
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(01/10/2012) [-]
same here
#101 to #86 - iamnotahumanbeing
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(01/10/2012) [-]
i dont want like a vampire but i dont really want an oompa loompa either.
#97 to #86 - RollerRolledRoll
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(01/10/2012) [-]
Thank you, no one agrees with me on that. I'm afraid to tell people now because I get ridiculed...
Thank you, no one agrees with me on that. I'm afraid to tell people now because I get ridiculed...
#84 - Cinnabonne
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(01/10/2012) [-]
My dad is pale and white, and my mum is black and pretty dark.
Of course, I end up with a skin tone right in between the two.
People won't stop asking me where I go to tan, it annoys the living hell out of me.
Please tell me someone knows this feel.
#149 to #84 - anon
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(01/10/2012) [-]
I'm paler than ****. I get made fun of.
#123 to #84 - frostwolf
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(01/10/2012) [-]
I know that feel man. Just reverse the parents, and you have me. I live in BC Canada,which makes it worse, no one thinks that I don't **** with my skin, I always get asked where I tan...
#110 to #84 - funnys
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(01/10/2012) [-]
both my parents are pale white but im tan as hell WTF HAPPENED.
#222 to #110 - anon
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(01/10/2012) [-]
Well. How tan is your mailman?
#121 to #110 - theasguard
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(01/10/2012) [-]
*insert "your adopted" pic* sorry to lazy to do the real pic

#128 to #121 - funnys
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(01/10/2012) [-]
yea most my friends think i am.
#98 to #84 - joeylopezis
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(01/10/2012) [-]
My mom is white and my dad is hispanic, i know how you feel.
#88 to #84 - justthere
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(01/10/2012) [-]
It's the same with me, just swap the parents. I know that feel. 'Tan' year round. It happens all the time. 'Where do you go? Could you get me a discount?' Bitch leave me alone; it's natural. Bitches be crazy!
#78 - makxbi
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(01/10/2012) [-]
My teacher just got one and now she looks like a ******* oompa loompa.
#74 - laxica
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(01/10/2012) [-]
#73 - afrotreetrunk **User deleted account**
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#71 - anon
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(01/10/2012) [-]
I''m sorry but I do use a self tanner, about once a week, due to the fact that I was bullied severely for my pale complexion freshman year. I've had skin cancer before, so I can't use a tanning bed. I think that a natural, non orange looking self tan can look good. (Me and my fake tan)
#103 to #71 - iamnotahumanbeing
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(01/10/2012) [-]
u seem pretty so im going to say nice things,

ur pretty

u ..... are really pretty
#100 to #71 - joeylopezis
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(01/10/2012) [-]
Censor your eyes because they look like dicks? Weeeeird. Anyway, those bullies are ass dicks.
#272 to #100 - anon
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(01/10/2012) [-]
Censor my eyes because they look like dicks? I... don't even... okay.
#274 to #272 - joeylopezis
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(01/10/2012) [-]
Yeah I dont know either...
#99 to #71 - anon
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(01/10/2012) [-]
you took the time to upoad a picture of yourself? if that's you you are soo hot.
#96 to #71 - npfortytwo
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#155 to #96 - kaycie
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(01/10/2012) [-]
FFF- one day my dad brought home canned bread.
blew my ******* mind to know it was an actual thing.
#77 to #71 - nuggubler
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#76 to #71 - JasonBourne
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(01/10/2012) [-]
See if I were in this situation, I would go up to said bully and raise all nine circles of hell.
#70 - lumahh
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(01/10/2012) [-]
I know a girl who ends up looking like that.
Except she dyes her hair a different color each month.
Currently, it's orange and red.
#68 - anonfox
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(01/10/2012) [-]
And people call me crazy for loving pale people and wanting to be pale... I guess that's not the same as simply not getting a fake tan...but I have always disliked tan-ness, and I think pale people (such as some gingers) are gorgeous.

But anyways, I have no idea where they got the idea in the first place that fake tans are attractive.
#127 to #68 - theasguard
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(01/10/2012) [-]
ok i am a guy and i like pale looking girls. i hate tans with a passion, i never understood why people would want to darken their skin. seems ****** up to me. buuuut ginger...no no (theys gots no souls)

#80 to #68 - asainati
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(01/10/2012) [-]
It comes from guys always loving middle-eastern females skin being an olive kind of tone I think, not sure. But guys always love girls like that around my area...
#79 to #68 - jzcupcake
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(01/10/2012) [-]
I love pale people and wish I was pale too. Fake tans make you look like Snooki... Which is bad.
#82 to #79 - asainati
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(01/10/2012) [-]
You guys are restoring my faith in males.
#89 to #82 - jzcupcake
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(01/10/2012) [-]
Actually, I'm female.
#90 to #89 - asainati
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(01/10/2012) [-]
Ah, well either way, more males than females on here, sorry if I insulted you.
#91 to #90 - jzcupcake
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(01/10/2012) [-]
It's fine lol.
#93 to #91 - asainati
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(01/10/2012) [-]
Thanks for not freaking out :) And I'm super pale and I think naturally tan is beautiful. I'm slightly jealous of my darker toned friends.
#81 to #79 - anon
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(01/10/2012) [-]
I'm pale... this made my day xD
#67 - mattdoggy
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(01/10/2012) [-]
mfw i have an oompaloompa fetish and i actually like it
#63 - asainati
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(01/10/2012) [-]
My last ex was always telling me to go fake tanning, because I'm "to light-skinned"