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#4701 - anonymous (01/08/2012) [-]
Push Messages are messages sent from your service provider that include software upgrades or general information.
- Samsung Evergreen Instruction Manual.
#4698 - kingkarpalarp (01/08/2012) [-]
3 books were equidistant from me

"His side flared with pain, and he uttered a groan"
~ Inheritance, Christopher Paolini

"Peeta's a baker's son, My mother taught Prim and me to eat properly, so yes, I can handle a fork and knife."
~The Hunger Games

and

"Her absence had felt like torture-- almost a form of personal punishment"
~The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
#4697 - ministerforbes (01/08/2012) [-]
'Janie pumped it off until she got a good look at the man.'

~Their Eyes Were Watching God
#4691 - peppas (01/07/2012) [-]
Im german so i have to translat it ...kind of

At coast's last edge we attained to a worse crowd. (I hope this is a normal sentence)
User avatar #4692 to #4691 - peppas (01/07/2012) [-]
Dante Alighieri _die "göttliche komödie" /"The Divine Comedy"

User avatar #4689 - hinathan (01/07/2012) [-]
Find the points of intersection of the following curves...
User avatar #4687 - regularmealtime (01/07/2012) [-]
Book: Shades
Author: Luc Deflo

Sentence: But he could not help me.
#4685 - anonymous (01/07/2012) [-]
The first bleach manga   
"Fool...   
Did you think it would be over if you gave him your soul?   
   
Then you're a fool!"   
   
   
   
WHY AM I 						*******					 A HOLLOW!?   
   
(Unless it's an arrancar like Neliel or Halibel, Thet'd be pretty sexy)
The first bleach manga
"Fool...
Did you think it would be over if you gave him your soul?

Then you're a fool!"



WHY AM I ******* A HOLLOW!?

(Unless it's an arrancar like Neliel or Halibel, Thet'd be pretty sexy)
User avatar #4684 - nyork (01/07/2012) [-]
She couldn't rest there. Not sure if good or bad.
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#4682 - ironnips (01/07/2012) [-]
Interestingly,the principal function of pubic hair is to attract and retain odors that seam from the release of glands in the pubic area and serve as a source of arousal.

Book: "Are you sexually cliterate?"
She Comes First
The Thinking Man's Guide to pleasuring a Woman
By: Ian Kerner, Ph.D.
User avatar #4681 - orihimefanboy (01/07/2012) [-]
"We are all humbly grateful-- especially Alyss."- Queen of Hearts Genevieve "The Looking Glass Wars"
User avatar #4680 - rileyjstrickland (01/07/2012) [-]
He was careful to phrase the incantation as a series of processes, so that if Galbatorix's wards foiled him, he could sever the flow of magic.

-Brisingr
#4679 - anonymous (01/07/2012) [-]
MFW the closest book is an empty journal no one wrote in
MFW the closest text to me is terh Skyrim manual
Looks like I'm going to spend a lot of lonely nights fapping and killing dragons.
#4678 - fuckingtrolls (01/07/2012) [-]
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and even better, but what does it mean
User avatar #4677 - guiguito (01/07/2012) [-]
drown in your screams and prays...
well not bad at all
#4675 - chrisytopher (01/07/2012) [-]
"I want you to feel like you fit in."

-The Year I Turned Sixteen
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#4702 to #4673 - anonymous (01/08/2012) [-]
This passage could have a few interpretations.
We first assume that you are taking the role of Job.
From this information, it would seem logical that someone will love you, and you will view them as a god/goddess. However, they will punish you. Given that such punishment from someone who loves you is unlikely to happen without a reason, you are presumably going to do something that they find hurtful. This could be through someone else (e.g., you find yourself with someone else despite your mutual feelings, then he/she feels insulted and cuts you off) or a direct offense (such as getting into a relationship with said god/goddess and subsequently having it end through a disagreement). Another plausible scenario (if you end up in a relationship) is that he/she is crazy in the bedroom.
Still stranger is the possibility that you develop an obsession for 'God', possibly becoming a stalker. Having a stalker myself, I have learned first-hand that such an infatuation can result in the delusion of reciprocated romantic feelings, as well as deification. Your resistance to advances could be considered a punishment, even if you do your best to consider his/her feelings.
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Equally many possibilities reveal themselves if we consider a reversal of roles, i.e., YOU are God and someone else fills the role of Job.
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If you are religious, we may again consider you in the role of Job, but you need not deify your romantic interest. Instead, circumstances beyond your control, possibly even divine intervention, may stand in your way of attaining a satisfactory relationship.
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I hope I've helped a little, but I'm just yet another anon, so I imagine it's unlikely.
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#4672 - dinovader (01/07/2012) [-]
Anthem: Ayn Rand "And the Golden One saw it and smiled slowly."
#4671 - vashtehstampede (01/07/2012) [-]
But it also left Congress free to craft bills in ways that would give the president few opportunities to veto (or rescind) favored items.

AP GOV book derp lolwut?
User avatar #4670 - thisisryan (01/07/2012) [-]
"What a nice friend for Guppy" from the mailbox
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