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#166 - mateusdefaria (01/06/2012) [-]
Oh hi, Funnyjunk! I'm Mateus De Faria the bear... and let me tell you something...
#167 to #166 - mateusdefaria (01/06/2012) [-]
I find this post very funny, actually. I mean, I like to think about religion and stuff on my own time. But...
#169 to #167 - mateusdefaria (01/06/2012) [-]
This is FUNNYJUNK. A place I come to laugh and be HAPPY.
#176 to #169 - mateusdefaria (01/06/2012) [-]
This face? It's me when I laugh. I don't think about religion and its moral implications when I'm laughing. Now, I'm an atheist - don't get me wrong, I find religious jokes very funny. We are all intelligent people and we like to discuss these things. But **** , I've seen what intelligence does over the years, it sometimes, in the less wise - breeds pride, naivety, and this sense of superiority.
#180 to #176 - mateusdefaria (01/06/2012) [-]
SO STOP WITH THE ******* RELIGION POSTS. SEPARATE THE TWO. IF YOU CAN'T TALK IN PEACE, DON'T TALK AT ALL. ******* CUNTS.
#185 to #180 - mateusdefaria (01/06/2012) [-]
WOULD YOU TALK ABOUT RELIGION AT THE DINNER TABLE? WITH YOUR FRIENDS IN A FOOTBALL GAME? AT THE SHOOTING RANGE? IN A BOOKSTORE? MOTHER ******* , WE'RE HERE TO ENJOY OURSELVES.
#187 to #185 - mateusdefaria (01/06/2012) [-]
Laughter and happiness should bring us together, it should make us feel happy and together as one species under the common goal of HUMOR. Religious people, don't scriptures teach you to be kind, benevolent, understanding, and calm-minded. Atheists, doesn't knowledge and maturity call for a calm voice and logical approach to HUMAN EMOTIONS as well?
#190 to #187 - mateusdefaria (01/06/2012) [-]
So stop with the religious posts, or I'll ******* eat you. Okay? Okay.
User avatar #197 to #190 - divinemaddness (01/06/2012) [-]
Win.....so much win
#206 to #197 - mateusdefaria (01/06/2012) [-]
Thank you but I'm just tired of these pointless arguments. How can you convince an Atheist to abandon logic, science, and the method of operations, method of maturity and skepticism? How can you convince a religious person that everything that makes them feel happy and true and meaningful is wrong and just childish crap? On a thread nonetheless! It leaves people with red pinkies and anger and fury and sometimes just plain unhappiness. Religious debates are okay, but there is a time and place and way to conduct them. Now, here, and how it's going on now is NOT the way it should be.
User avatar #196 to #190 - turtlefucker (01/06/2012) [-]
Someone should screen cap this. I'm lazy.
#207 to #196 - mateusdefaria (01/06/2012) [-]
Thank you, friend.
#266 to #207 - alfreditor (01/06/2012) [-]
does this fit in?
#271 to #266 - mateusdefaria (01/06/2012) [-]
Like I give a **** . I'm a bear.
#12 - dawgfan (01/05/2012) [-]
Yeah I'm getting out of here before the 						****					 storm comes
Yeah I'm getting out of here before the **** storm comes
#862 - thermal (01/06/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#173 - damngodit (01/06/2012) [-]
Looks like another atheist douche-fest.
User avatar #742 to #173 - rohze (01/06/2012) [-]
They aren't atheists, they're just douche bags who think they're superior than the Christians because they joined the mainstream of hating Christians. I, for one, am atheist and respect everyone's religion(as long as it is not forced down upon me in ignorance)and know their reasons for choosing said religion and respect that. Just remember, there's a difference between douches and atheists :)
#209 to #173 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/06/2012) [-]
God be praised.
User avatar #906 to #825 - youraveragebrony (01/06/2012) [-]
cant touch mormon jesus
#482 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/06/2012) [-]
The problem with this is that athiests actually study the bible, and prepare to fight where as most christians just get saved and then never even look at the bible. I feel as though I know quite a bit of the bible and could defend my viewpoints, though i don't have to. It's my choice to believe, not yours. I won't shove my views down your throat, though i do want you to change your mind. In the end what the extremists, in both corners(athiests and christians), do is push people away from their ideas. I like to think that if you just live, be happy, and inspire people, they will see your different and hopefully say hey, i want to know what you have thats different. Regardless, pushing it in their face and saying do this or your stupid doesn't help anything.
#499 to #482 - leiot (01/06/2012) [-]
^ This
#372 - fadetometallica (01/06/2012) [-]
It's funny because it seems to me like the non-theists on this site are dickwads more than the theists.
It's funny because it seems to me like the non-theists on this site are dickwads more than the theists.
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User avatar #512 to #418 - fadetometallica (01/06/2012) [-]
Where?
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User avatar #528 to #515 - fadetometallica (01/06/2012) [-]
You mean the chair?
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#568 to #531 - fadetometallica (01/06/2012) [-]
Not to mention that's actually his right shoulder XD
Not to mention that's actually his right shoulder XD
User avatar #378 to #372 - msvegeta (01/06/2012) [-]
That's cuz there's more of them here :) We can all be jerks about it, cuz we all feel so strongly about it.
#383 to #378 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/06/2012) [-]
Yep, guess who does that too?
Religious fundamentalists.
User avatar #386 to #383 - msvegeta (01/06/2012) [-]
EXACTLY. Fundmentalists ******* piss me off. Not just the christian ones either- all the fundamentalists suck.
#392 to #372 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/06/2012) [-]
well, mainly because burning atheists is now illegal
User avatar #306 - jettripleseven (01/06/2012) [-]
Parts of the bible are 2,000 years old guys, christianity changed a bit.
#317 to #306 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/06/2012) [-]
Of course a perfect God would create an Imperfect holy text
User avatar #321 to #317 - jettripleseven (01/06/2012) [-]
the bible was written by real men. that's an undisputable fact. It's not a coincidence that the ideals and morals of the bible connect with the society back then...
#384 to #317 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/06/2012) [-]
- Implying God made the bible -
#867 - TheInvader (01/06/2012) [-]
i have come to bring balance to Funnyjunk

*click to read*
User avatar #881 to #867 - thexxtalonxx (01/06/2012) [-]
Well to be honest, that actually just highlights the very basic arguments from both sides and then slightly abstracts them in a comical way. And to be fair, both sides of the issue have good points, bad points, and loopholes that can only be explained as... "because I said so."
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#894 to #867 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/06/2012) [-]
Big Bang THEORY.
It's a theory dude.
Not like everyone who is atheist believes that.
Try looking up the string theory or something.
User avatar #902 to #867 - youraveragebrony (01/06/2012) [-]
what about codeism?
#517 - pandadiablo (01/06/2012) [-]
There's nothing wrong with religion, and nothing wrong with atheism. People should just believe what they want to believe, and it's not noble to force your beliefs on someone else. Unless they're making a mistake in their lives due to some lack of scientific knowledge.
#40 - baditch (01/05/2012) [-]
MFW im the only christian on this site.
#366 to #40 - fadetometallica (01/06/2012) [-]
That's nothing bro, I'm the only Mormon on this site lol
That's nothing bro, I'm the only Mormon on this site lol
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#51 to #40 - supermudkipz (01/05/2012) [-]
Another christian on this site IM NOT ALONE!!!
#70 to #51 - milkmyoneudder (01/06/2012) [-]
Sweet, me too
Sweet, me too
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User avatar #310 to #51 - Imasillybanana (01/06/2012) [-]
Branch Davidian here. Same thing.
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#107 to #40 - formerlyanon (01/06/2012) [-]
Reporting in

I tend to skip most religion posts, because most people's ignorance about Christianity depresses me.
#390 to #107 - dualshooter (01/06/2012) [-]
THIS GUY! There's actually a surprising amount of Christians on here, but we usually just skip the Atheist posts to avoid getting into pointless flame wars.
THIS GUY! There's actually a surprising amount of Christians on here, but we usually just skip the Atheist posts to avoid getting into pointless flame wars.
User avatar #273 to #40 - defualtpwns (01/06/2012) [-]
Do Catholics count?
#283 to #273 - baditch (01/06/2012) [-]
As Christians? um yea, but i'm Episcopalian.
User avatar #286 to #283 - defualtpwns (01/06/2012) [-]
closeenough.jpg
User avatar #214 to #40 - McFuckUp (01/06/2012) [-]
You have my sword
#396 to #40 - ladygirl (01/06/2012) [-]
Me too, bro
User avatar #224 to #40 - meglikescookies (01/06/2012) [-]
Heh, I was begining to wonder if this site was full of Athiest! I'm not Christian, but most of you guys are pretty cool :D

Hope you don't see a ********* for believing in what you like, bro!
User avatar #131 to #40 - mikeyL (01/06/2012) [-]
I'm a Christian too, bro!
#171 to #40 - kellbells (01/06/2012) [-]
Me too :D Thank you for sharing. We are not alone :)
Me too :D Thank you for sharing. We are not alone :)
#175 to #171 - baditch (01/06/2012) [-]
i think my christian thread is pretty sucessful. lets all pinkie eachother.
User avatar #184 to #175 - kellbells (01/06/2012) [-]
Agreed. pinkie for you
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User avatar #398 to #40 - alexrider (01/06/2012) [-]
I'm here... not alone!
#233 to #40 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/06/2012) [-]
god isn't real.
#238 to #233 - baditch (01/06/2012) [-]
Really? in the middle of a christian thread? get ready...
User avatar #262 to #238 - dinofly (01/06/2012) [-]
Nope, I forgive him for having a different opinion... it's a shame most atheists won't do the same.
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#285 - darman (01/06/2012) [-]
Both sides can enjoy this!
#753 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/06/2012) [-]
I've always viewed faith like Schrodinger's cat, we have no scientific way to prove whether the cat is alive or not, so we can chose to think the cat is one or the other and believe that without any evidence.
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#759 to #755 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/06/2012) [-]
Where in that statement did I say to govern nations on religion? I think politics and religion should be separate. What I meant in my previous statement was that we can't prove that a higher power exists, nor that one doesn't exist
#787 to #759 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/06/2012) [-]
Some religions its hard to separate the two, church and state I mean. I am a Muslim and for us politics is in our religion (actually a good majority of the Qur'an speaks of business ethics and accounting along with general ethics.) I can't imagine *at least to my faith how you could separate the two?
#792 to #787 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/06/2012) [-]
That's a very interesting point, unfortunately I don't know enough about the Muslim belief of combining politics and religion to have a true discussion with you, but I'll certainly look into that :)
User avatar #811 to #792 - publicservice (01/06/2012) [-]
I'm never going to tell anyone to ever convert (it's against our faith to even think of this); yet it's odd/unfortunate how little people do know about Islam...I really don't understand why. I'd love to go out in public someday without someone asking if I wear my hijab in the shower that's all I'm saying lol...
#831 to #811 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/06/2012) [-]
Exactly, I didn't even know it was against your faith to ask people to convert, I'm a bit embarrassed at how little I know about Islam
User avatar #853 to #831 - publicservice (01/06/2012) [-]
"Do not force anyone to become Muslim, for Islam is plain and clear, and its proofs and evidence are plain and clear. Therefore, there is no need to force anyone to embrace Islam. Rather, whoever Allah directs to Islam, opens his heart for it and enlightens his mind, will embrace Islam with certainty. Whoever Allah blinds his heart and seals his hearing and sight, then he will not benefit from being forced to embrace Islam."

-On converting English equivalency of the meaning.
#859 to #853 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/06/2012) [-]
Very interesting, thank you :)
#767 to #753 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/06/2012) [-]
You don't understand Mr. Agnostic.

It takes time. You can't assume that we can't prove God doesn't exist when we just reached a technological age. It's not like we have the full understanding of the universe in 2012, that's retard talk.

Now go eat a bag of dicks.
#773 to #767 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/06/2012) [-]
I don't think that science can prove or disprove the existence of a supposedly supernatural being. You say we have reached a technological age but I'm not aware of any advancement that we've made that can say for sure whether God exists or not.
#803 to #773 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/06/2012) [-]
It's not going to be in a week.
It would take hundreds of years.
Jesus.
#821 to #803 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/06/2012) [-]
I'm sorry that I seem to be frustrating you, but I just can't imagine there ever being any form of technology that can truly say that God is real or not. Is there even any line of science that could measure the supernatural? The definition of supernatural is relating to existence beyond the observable universe. So if something can't be observed, how could it be determined if it is real or not, no matter how advanced our technology?
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#360 to #346 - msvegeta (01/06/2012) [-]
mfw atheism is called a religion
mfw atheism is called a religion
#387 to #360 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/06/2012) [-]
It's not, but Atheists behave like religious people that's why it basically became a religion.
#388 to #387 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/06/2012) [-]
atheists behave like people who find illogical things humours
#432 to #360 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/06/2012) [-]
Probably because many atheiests' arguements are based on "well they don't have proof in a god so they're blindly following something" while athiests also have no proof that a god doesn't exist so it is as much blind faith as a religion.
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