good job

This girl I like calls me sexy and babe, she has a boyfriend,U Mad Bro?

but pinkieed anyway

Best thing about this post is that 80% of the people who read it aren't female.

All the idiots that post stuff like this:

- Girl will be girls
- Guys will be guys

As much as you say "don't try to change the guy", you shouldn't try to change the girl either.
Have a nice day.

sorry i almost got to the end im just really tired

But I agree on the most part of what you say

I accidentally exclaimed my love for someone on New Years when I got drunk and told them about how every time we were together I was mad in love with them, and then I began to sing Don't Phunk With My Heart by The Black Eyed Peas, using her name in the song to her. I honestly don't know where to takes things from here. Pic. unrelated.

ALL THESE POSTS I KNOW THE FEEL BRO. I've been going out with a girl for 3 weeks. Im your casual geek. $3500 computer with flight sim, LEDs and shit everywhere. But you know what made her like me? I was nice to her and always said nice things about her and cheered her up when she was upset. She doesn't think shes pretty, but shes bloody fucking beautiful... Im a slightly (not really fat) chubby 16 y/o. ahaha... And im not even confident in myself, hence why ive been workin' out like a baus. I dont see myself as good looking in anyway, but hey, I got a GF that I <3 ... nicest girl i've ever met. You can have lovely (non- slutty whores) if your a sweet heart to them. Im proof haha... sure pinkie this down if you want, but eh ;(

I just like boobs...

heyOH PEEhave you met my friend, friendzoned?

this isnt fucking facebook

the only part i disagree with is telling girls not to get dressed up for me when we are going out, i take my time to find a good beautiful girl so im always loving to go out with her and when she dresses up for a date to still wanna make sure i love the way she looks it makes me feel apperciated/special. at the same time i do agree that girls look insanely sexy wearing one of my T's and my sweat pants which both are far to big for her.

i read the whole thing as if it were a rap

wat

Thank science I'm bisexual, so I have an option to put up with women's shit.