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#220 - anonymous (12/22/2011) [-]
well i am what i eat, so yes, i believe that would be the correct term.
#209 - wachin (12/22/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Yes, I am.
Yes, I am.
#158 - LordDbag (12/22/2011) [-]
YEAH! This is funnyjunk! Not lets complainjunk!
User avatar #127 - TarnRazor ONLINE (12/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Lol.. I'd thumb them up if they were actually scary..
#286 - anonymous (12/22/2011) [-]
Want something scary? 7 missed calls from Mom
User avatar #251 - QuestionMarks (12/22/2011) [-]
actually i just thumb funny stuff
kittens only if its something humorous happening
scary only if someone is getting scared ********
#201 - sphighderman (12/22/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Cute posts are adorable, which make some people feel nice, which is akin to humor.   
Feel posts are made for people to relate to, giving them a sense of belonging, which is akin to humor.  
Nostalgia posts are made to give people, well, nostalgia, which is akin to humor.  
Morbid posts are made to make people feel uncomfortable, which is nothing like humor at all.   
  
Therefore: Morbid posts have absolutely NO place on Funnyjunk. It's not that we're 'afraid,' it's just that they don't belong. We came here to lol and feel happy, not read some stupid 						****					 about an asshole who heard a noise when they live alone. They're all stupid, and if I wanted to read Creepypasta or see a scary picture, I'd go to the Creepypasta wiki, not Funnyjunk.
Cute posts are adorable, which make some people feel nice, which is akin to humor.
Feel posts are made for people to relate to, giving them a sense of belonging, which is akin to humor.
Nostalgia posts are made to give people, well, nostalgia, which is akin to humor.
Morbid posts are made to make people feel uncomfortable, which is nothing like humor at all.

Therefore: Morbid posts have absolutely NO place on Funnyjunk. It's not that we're 'afraid,' it's just that they don't belong. We came here to lol and feel happy, not read some stupid **** about an asshole who heard a noise when they live alone. They're all stupid, and if I wanted to read Creepypasta or see a scary picture, I'd go to the Creepypasta wiki, not Funnyjunk.
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#196 - ExFortyFour (12/22/2011) [-]
Chris, kiddies just learn to skip a post you don't feel like reading.

GUESS WHAT IT'S NOT THAT ******* HARD.

It's not like there is any OC other than ****** rage comics.

Lrn 2 deal with pressing the right arrow.
User avatar #185 - jonbjsig (12/22/2011) [-]
I don't like morbidchannel posts because I don't like reading a wall of text for a mildly disturbing story, I come here to be entertained, not bored.
#172 - sxinsxin (12/22/2011) [-]
Its not that its scary, its just that its not scary at all
Its not that its scary, its just that its not scary at all
#155 - anonymous (12/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I don't expect to win any fight against this MC-Richard Simmons, but here we go: I don't thumb the cute, I don't thumb the scary, I only thumb the funny. I stayed an Anon so I don't have any ties to this place, no one can message me, none of that **** . I come here for the lulz.
User avatar #153 - sweetellie (12/22/2011) [-]
I'll be honest, Morbid channel is getting slightly annoying, but the bitching about it is much worse... .__.
#138 - anonymous (12/22/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Omg...ScaryJunk...a separate website for all the scary things we love...only it's just like funnyjunk. Only all of the content is scary. That way we could all live in harmony!! They could be the exact same except the content would be different types of things. And a different name!! thumb this up if you're with me!! :D
#147 to #138 - head (12/22/2011) [-]
What I'm saying is if they make a SCARYjunk they better make a CUTEjunk too. It's two different kinds of off topic bs that get two completely different reactions. It doesn't make any sense, but w.e that's what I've come to expect from this site.
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User avatar #38 - yourfaced (12/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
No, I just hate it when stupid features get added to FJ. If there wasn't a channel to rally a group, all morbid posts would get thumbed down.
#41 to #38 - anonymous (12/22/2011) [-]
"If there wasn't a channel to rally a group, all pony posts would get thumbed down. "

FTFY
User avatar #34 - fignewtonz (12/22/2011) [+] (2 replies)
This MIGHT be true... IF ANYTHING ON MORBID CHANNEL WAS ACTUALLY SCARY.

YOU'RE the pussies if you think "I went upstairs and then I came downstairs and my laptop was closed" is scary. Everything on here is ******* stupid. I can at least get some enjoyment out of seeing a cat do some cat **** or something, but stupid ghost stories haven't scared me since I was 6.
User avatar #33 - turtlefucker (12/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Kittens are meant to be cute, and are so.
Morbidchannel posts are meant to be creepy, and fail at being so.
You want to be genuinely scared? Watch Teletubbies on acid.
User avatar #25 - drsmall (12/22/2011) [+] (3 replies)
actually I hate it because it's called the "morbid channel" and all the front page posts of it are ******* pacman ghosts, paper cuts, and other stupid **** .
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