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#251 - QuestionMarks ONLINE
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(12/22/2011) [-]
actually i just thumb funny stuff
kittens only if its something humorous happening
scary only if someone is getting scared ********
#201 - sphighderman
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(12/22/2011) [-]
Cute posts are adorable, which make some people feel nice, which is akin to humor.   
Feel posts are made for people to relate to, giving them a sense of belonging, which is akin to humor.  
Nostalgia posts are made to give people, well, nostalgia, which is akin to humor.  
Morbid posts are made to make people feel uncomfortable, which is nothing like humor at all.   
  
Therefore: Morbid posts have absolutely NO place on Funnyjunk. It's not that we're 'afraid,' it's just that they don't belong. We came here to lol and feel happy, not read some stupid **** about an asshole who heard a noise when they live alone. They're all stupid, and if I wanted to read Creepypasta or see a scary picture, I'd go to the Creepypasta wiki, not Funnyjunk.
Cute posts are adorable, which make some people feel nice, which is akin to humor.
Feel posts are made for people to relate to, giving them a sense of belonging, which is akin to humor.
Nostalgia posts are made to give people, well, nostalgia, which is akin to humor.
Morbid posts are made to make people feel uncomfortable, which is nothing like humor at all.

Therefore: Morbid posts have absolutely NO place on Funnyjunk. It's not that we're 'afraid,' it's just that they don't belong. We came here to lol and feel happy, not read some stupid **** about an asshole who heard a noise when they live alone. They're all stupid, and if I wanted to read Creepypasta or see a scary picture, I'd go to the Creepypasta wiki, not Funnyjunk.
#208 to #201 - megacockroach
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#221 to #208 - megacockroach
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(12/22/2011) [-]
But anyway to actually have a valid post, most people like yourself argue with one

incentive. The name of the website is FUNNYjunk, right? well i bet you wouldn't be talking

**** if the name of the website was Junk, but then again who would actually find the

website then? Or for that matter if it was called plainly "junk" who would take the time to

look at it because lets face it, the majority of people found this on google, and not many

people click on junk. i like that this website has versatility. Feel, Funny, Cute, Scary. as
long as it keeps me entertained in one way or another.
#213 to #201 - sweetmonkey **User deleted account**
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#196 - ExFortyFour
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(12/22/2011) [-]
Chris, kiddies just learn to skip a post you don't feel like reading.

GUESS WHAT IT'S NOT THAT ******* HARD.

It's not like there is any OC other than ****** rage comics.

Lrn 2 deal with pressing the right arrow.
#188 - pity
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(12/22/2011) [-]
#185 - jonbjsig
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(12/22/2011) [-]
I don't like morbidchannel posts because I don't like reading a wall of text for a mildly disturbing story, I come here to be entertained, not bored.
#172 - sxinsxin
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(12/22/2011) [-]
Its not that its scary, its just that its not scary at all
Its not that its scary, its just that its not scary at all
#153 - sweetellie
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(12/22/2011) [-]
I'll be honest, Morbid channel is getting slightly annoying, but the bitching about it is much worse... .__.
#138 - anon
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(12/22/2011) [-]
Omg...ScaryJunk...a separate website for all the scary things we love...only it's just like funnyjunk. Only all of the content is scary. That way we could all live in harmony!! They could be the exact same except the content would be different types of things. And a different name!! thumb this up if you're with me!! :D
#140 to #138 - thebritishguy
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(12/22/2011) [-]
but to create a whole different website and profiles would be silly just like you know how we have the NSWF section we could have DWTS (dont want to sleep) section
#147 to #138 - head [OP]
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(12/22/2011) [-]
What I'm saying is if they make a SCARYjunk they better make a CUTEjunk too. It's two different kinds of off topic bs that get two completely different reactions. It doesn't make any sense, but w.e that's what I've come to expect from this site.
#137 - lolidklol
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(12/22/2011) [-]
Implying morbid-channel is scary.
#109 - sphincter
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(12/22/2011) [-]
This is funnyjunk not complainaboutscaryjunk. stop being a bitch
#69 - iAmAWizard
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(12/22/2011) [-]
Except nothing on morbid channel is scary, Richard Simmonsgot.

But, like everything else on FJ, it will be dead in a matter of weeks, possibly months, so let's just forget that and accept it. I've seen too much **** invade the frontpage and die soon after to care what the morbid channel is doing. It's simply the new panaotizz or suburban turban.
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#34 - fignewtonz
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(12/22/2011) [-]
This MIGHT be true... IF ANYTHING ON MORBID CHANNEL WAS ACTUALLY SCARY.

YOU'RE the pussies if you think "I went upstairs and then I came downstairs and my laptop was closed" is scary. Everything on here is ******* stupid. I can at least get some enjoyment out of seeing a cat do some cat **** or something, but stupid ghost stories haven't scared me since I was 6.
#42 to #34 - anon
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(12/22/2011) [-]
All those loudmouths who complain about "scary" pictures are probably emasculated bronies.

Which is kind of ironic because grown men fapping to a children's show actually is ******* creepy.
#39 to #34 - oufancyna ONLINE
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(12/22/2011) [-]
i agree that the mlic things suck but some posts are pretty ******* scary.
like that japanese horror comic thing.
#33 - turtlefucker
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(12/22/2011) [-]
Kittens are meant to be cute, and are so.
Morbidchannel posts are meant to be creepy, and fail at being so.
You want to be genuinely scared? Watch Teletubbies on acid.
#44 to #33 - smilingmountain
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(12/22/2011) [-]
Watch it on shrooms once. Broke the tv trying to get the baby out of the Sun.
#25 - drsmall
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(12/22/2011) [-]
actually I hate it because it's called the "morbid channel" and all the front page posts of it are ******* pacman ghosts, paper cuts, and other stupid ****.
#26 to #25 - PickleBall
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(12/22/2011) [-]
YAY! you named off about 4 posts! Go look at the very first uploads of this channel.
#28 to #26 - drsmall
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(12/22/2011) [-]
I have. I've been with the morbid channel for quite awhile and enjoyed a lot of it's stories.
#29 to #28 - PickleBall
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(12/22/2011) [-]
That's good then.
But I have to agree. Most of the newest uploads are complete ****.
#207 - theslowpokeking
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(12/22/2011) [-]
Fine, I'll admit it, I'm a pussy. But I don't feel like being scared when I go to a humorous website. I don't think morbid-channel should stop or be taken down, but why can't there just be an option to block it. Or a separate front page for it. I know I'm not alone.
#174 - thebigcig
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(12/22/2011) [-]
Too bad all posts by them aren't scary in the least.
#128 - talvash
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(12/22/2011) [-]
mmh nope, no pussy
just neither scary nor funny
argument invalid
#126 - wubscripted
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(12/22/2011) [-]
I'm sorry, but the morbid posts are really ****** compared to 4chan. That's the reason i don't like the channel personally, but if the quality of the content got better then it could have some real potential.
#134 to #126 - shardack ONLINE
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(12/22/2011) [-]
Almost everything on the morbid channel is a repost from /x/ ...