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#201 - sphighderman (12/22/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Cute posts are adorable, which make some people feel nice, which is akin to humor.   
Feel posts are made for people to relate to, giving them a sense of belonging, which is akin to humor.  
Nostalgia posts are made to give people, well, nostalgia, which is akin to humor.  
Morbid posts are made to make people feel uncomfortable, which is nothing like humor at all.   
  
Therefore: Morbid posts have absolutely NO place on Funnyjunk. It's not that we're 'afraid,' it's just that they don't belong. We came here to lol and feel happy, not read some stupid 			****		 about an asshole who heard a noise when they live alone. They're all stupid, and if I wanted to read Creepypasta or see a scary picture, I'd go to the Creepypasta wiki, not Funnyjunk.
Cute posts are adorable, which make some people feel nice, which is akin to humor.
Feel posts are made for people to relate to, giving them a sense of belonging, which is akin to humor.
Nostalgia posts are made to give people, well, nostalgia, which is akin to humor.
Morbid posts are made to make people feel uncomfortable, which is nothing like humor at all.

Therefore: Morbid posts have absolutely NO place on Funnyjunk. It's not that we're 'afraid,' it's just that they don't belong. We came here to lol and feel happy, not read some stupid **** about an asshole who heard a noise when they live alone. They're all stupid, and if I wanted to read Creepypasta or see a scary picture, I'd go to the Creepypasta wiki, not Funnyjunk.
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#196 - ExFortyFour (12/22/2011) [-]
Chris, kiddies just learn to skip a post you don't feel like reading.

GUESS WHAT IT'S NOT THAT ******* HARD.

It's not like there is any OC other than ****** rage comics.

Lrn 2 deal with pressing the right arrow.
User avatar #185 - jonbjsig (12/22/2011) [-]
I don't like morbidchannel posts because I don't like reading a wall of text for a mildly disturbing story, I come here to be entertained, not bored.
#172 - sxinsxin (12/22/2011) [-]
Its not that its scary, its just that its not scary at all
Its not that its scary, its just that its not scary at all
#155 - anonymous (12/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I don't expect to win any fight against this MC-Richard Simmons, but here we go: I don't thumb the cute, I don't thumb the scary, I only thumb the funny. I stayed an Anon so I don't have any ties to this place, no one can message me, none of that **** . I come here for the lulz.
User avatar #153 - sweetellie ONLINE (12/22/2011) [-]
I'll be honest, Morbid channel is getting slightly annoying, but the bitching about it is much worse... .__.
#138 - anonymous (12/22/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Omg...ScaryJunk...a separate website for all the scary things we love...only it's just like funnyjunk. Only all of the content is scary. That way we could all live in harmony!! They could be the exact same except the content would be different types of things. And a different name!! thumb this up if you're with me!! :D
#147 to #138 - head (12/22/2011) [-]
What I'm saying is if they make a SCARYjunk they better make a CUTEjunk too. It's two different kinds of off topic bs that get two completely different reactions. It doesn't make any sense, but w.e that's what I've come to expect from this site.
#137 - lolidklol (12/22/2011) [-]
Implying morbid-channel is scary.
User avatar #109 - sphincter (12/22/2011) [-]
This is funnyjunk not complainaboutscaryjunk. stop being a bitch
#69 - iAmAWizard (12/22/2011) [-]
Except nothing on morbid channel is scary, Richard Simmonsgot.

But, like everything else on FJ, it will be dead in a matter of weeks, possibly months, so let's just forget that and accept it. I've seen too much **** invade the frontpage and die soon after to care what the morbid channel is doing. It's simply the new panaotizz or suburban turban.
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User avatar #34 - fignewtonz (12/22/2011) [+] (2 replies)
This MIGHT be true... IF ANYTHING ON MORBID CHANNEL WAS ACTUALLY SCARY.

YOU'RE the pussies if you think "I went upstairs and then I came downstairs and my laptop was closed" is scary. Everything on here is ******* stupid. I can at least get some enjoyment out of seeing a cat do some cat **** or something, but stupid ghost stories haven't scared me since I was 6.
User avatar #33 - turtlefucker (12/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Kittens are meant to be cute, and are so.
Morbidchannel posts are meant to be creepy, and fail at being so.
You want to be genuinely scared? Watch Teletubbies on acid.
User avatar #25 - drsmall (12/22/2011) [+] (3 replies)
actually I hate it because it's called the "morbid channel" and all the front page posts of it are ******* pacman ghosts, paper cuts, and other stupid **** .
User avatar #116 - norsky (12/22/2011) [+] (3 replies)
I haven't been on FJ in 1 day and it just so happens that this "Morbid Channel" shows up. Seriously what the **** is it
#99 - lipchin (12/22/2011) [-]
no, i thumb down because its 			*******		 retarded
no, i thumb down because its ******* retarded
#77 - thebellybutton (12/22/2011) [-]
I always expect getting scared from all the morbid stuff.  
Sadly it ends up in me shouting "WELL WHY DON'T YOU STOP BEING SO 			*******		 SHENANIGANS, DUMBASS?!"
I always expect getting scared from all the morbid stuff.
Sadly it ends up in me shouting "WELL WHY DON'T YOU STOP BEING SO ******* SHENANIGANS, DUMBASS?!"
User avatar #13 - wolverinebamf (12/21/2011) [-]
http://www.funnyjunk.com/channel/funnyjunk
i like to read creepypasta and look at creepy **** but when i am browsing FJ is not one of those times, for any "pussies" out there come to this channel and post all your funnies here.
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