Upload
Login or register
> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #251 - QuestionMarks
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(12/22/2011) [-]
actually i just thumb funny stuff
kittens only if its something humorous happening
scary only if someone is getting scared ********
#201 - sphighderman
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(12/22/2011) [-]
Cute posts are adorable, which make some people feel nice, which is akin to humor.   
Feel posts are made for people to relate to, giving them a sense of belonging, which is akin to humor.  
Nostalgia posts are made to give people, well, nostalgia, which is akin to humor.  
Morbid posts are made to make people feel uncomfortable, which is nothing like humor at all.   
  
Therefore: Morbid posts have absolutely NO place on Funnyjunk. It's not that we're 'afraid,' it's just that they don't belong. We came here to lol and feel happy, not read some stupid **** about an asshole who heard a noise when they live alone. They're all stupid, and if I wanted to read Creepypasta or see a scary picture, I'd go to the Creepypasta wiki, not Funnyjunk.
Cute posts are adorable, which make some people feel nice, which is akin to humor.
Feel posts are made for people to relate to, giving them a sense of belonging, which is akin to humor.
Nostalgia posts are made to give people, well, nostalgia, which is akin to humor.
Morbid posts are made to make people feel uncomfortable, which is nothing like humor at all.

Therefore: Morbid posts have absolutely NO place on Funnyjunk. It's not that we're 'afraid,' it's just that they don't belong. We came here to lol and feel happy, not read some stupid **** about an asshole who heard a noise when they live alone. They're all stupid, and if I wanted to read Creepypasta or see a scary picture, I'd go to the Creepypasta wiki, not Funnyjunk.
#208 to #201 - megacockroach
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/22/2011) [-]
#221 to #208 - megacockroach
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(12/22/2011) [-]
But anyway to actually have a valid post, most people like yourself argue with one

incentive. The name of the website is FUNNYjunk, right? well i bet you wouldn't be talking

**** if the name of the website was Junk, but then again who would actually find the

website then? Or for that matter if it was called plainly "junk" who would take the time to

look at it because lets face it, the majority of people found this on google, and not many

people click on junk. i like that this website has versatility. Feel, Funny, Cute, Scary. as
long as it keeps me entertained in one way or another.
#213 to #201 - sweetmonkey **User deleted account**
+3 123456789123345869
has deleted their comment [-]
#196 - ExFortyFour
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(12/22/2011) [-]
Chris, kiddies just learn to skip a post you don't feel like reading.

GUESS WHAT IT'S NOT THAT ******* HARD.

It's not like there is any OC other than ****** rage comics.

Lrn 2 deal with pressing the right arrow.
#188 - pity
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(12/22/2011) [-]
User avatar #185 - jonbjsig
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(12/22/2011) [-]
I don't like morbidchannel posts because I don't like reading a wall of text for a mildly disturbing story, I come here to be entertained, not bored.
#172 - sxinsxin
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(12/22/2011) [-]
Its not that its scary, its just that its not scary at all
Its not that its scary, its just that its not scary at all
#155 - anon id: 83aeeeff
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/22/2011) [-]
I don't expect to win any fight against this MC-Richard Simmons, but here we go: I don't thumb the cute, I don't thumb the scary, I only thumb the funny. I stayed an Anon so I don't have any ties to this place, no one can message me, none of that ****. I come here for the lulz.
#166 to #155 - roflsaurus
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(12/22/2011) [-]
User avatar #153 - sweetellie
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(12/22/2011) [-]
I'll be honest, Morbid channel is getting slightly annoying, but the bitching about it is much worse... .__.
#138 - anon id: baca978a
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/22/2011) [-]
Omg...ScaryJunk...a separate website for all the scary things we love...only it's just like funnyjunk. Only all of the content is scary. That way we could all live in harmony!! They could be the exact same except the content would be different types of things. And a different name!! thumb this up if you're with me!! :D
User avatar #140 to #138 - thebritishguy
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(12/22/2011) [-]
but to create a whole different website and profiles would be silly just like you know how we have the NSWF section we could have DWTS (dont want to sleep) section
#147 to #138 - head [OP]
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(12/22/2011) [-]
What I'm saying is if they make a SCARYjunk they better make a CUTEjunk too. It's two different kinds of off topic bs that get two completely different reactions. It doesn't make any sense, but w.e that's what I've come to expect from this site.
#137 - lolidklol
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(12/22/2011) [-]
Implying morbid-channel is scary.
User avatar #109 - sphincter
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(12/22/2011) [-]
This is funnyjunk not complainaboutscaryjunk. stop being a bitch
#69 - iAmAWizard
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(12/22/2011) [-]
Except nothing on morbid channel is scary, Richard Simmonsgot.

But, like everything else on FJ, it will be dead in a matter of weeks, possibly months, so let's just forget that and accept it. I've seen too much **** invade the frontpage and die soon after to care what the morbid channel is doing. It's simply the new panaotizz or suburban turban.
#52 - hairydickmuncher **User deleted account**
+3 123456789123345869
has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #34 - fignewtonz
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(12/22/2011) [-]
This MIGHT be true... IF ANYTHING ON MORBID CHANNEL WAS ACTUALLY SCARY.

YOU'RE the pussies if you think "I went upstairs and then I came downstairs and my laptop was closed" is scary. Everything on here is ******* stupid. I can at least get some enjoyment out of seeing a cat do some cat **** or something, but stupid ghost stories haven't scared me since I was 6.
#42 to #34 - anon id: 2ef04019
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/22/2011) [-]
All those loudmouths who complain about "scary" pictures are probably emasculated bronies.

Which is kind of ironic because grown men fapping to a children's show actually is ******* creepy.
#39 to #34 - oufancyna
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(12/22/2011) [-]
i agree that the mlic things suck but some posts are pretty ******* scary.
like that japanese horror comic thing.
User avatar #33 - turtlefucker
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(12/22/2011) [-]
Kittens are meant to be cute, and are so.
Morbidchannel posts are meant to be creepy, and fail at being so.
You want to be genuinely scared? Watch Teletubbies on acid.
User avatar #44 to #33 - smilingmountain
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(12/22/2011) [-]
Watch it on shrooms once. Broke the tv trying to get the baby out of the Sun.
#152 - smokingman
-1 123456789123345869
has deleted their comment [-]
#160 to #152 - slayn
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(12/22/2011) [-]
Well by that logic cute stuff should be thumbed down too, which is OP's point. Its FunnyJunk not CuteJunk or MorbidJunk. Therefore it is not ********. We need filters. pretty little princess in a dress WHERE ART THOU!!!!!!!!!!
#176 to #160 - smokingman
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/22/2011) [-]
I don't give a damn about thumbing up or down.
I thumb up every original content i stumble upon, no matter it's nature.
But these are reposts.
I'd have nothing against this type of content if it was original.
I said that this is FunnyJunk just because i know that the word "funny" means both strange and entertaining. Creepy stuff is strange, cute stuff is entertaining. (the word fun and funny are quite...funny XD)
Morbid Channel (or at least the most of it) is just boring.



#99 - lipchin
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(12/22/2011) [-]
no, i thumb down because its ******* retarded
no, i thumb down because its ******* retarded
#77 - thebellybutton
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(12/22/2011) [-]
I always expect getting scared from all the morbid stuff.  
Sadly it ends up in me shouting "WELL WHY DON'T YOU STOP BEING SO ******* SHENANIGANS, DUMBASS?!"
I always expect getting scared from all the morbid stuff.
Sadly it ends up in me shouting "WELL WHY DON'T YOU STOP BEING SO ******* SHENANIGANS, DUMBASS?!"
#61 - takk **User deleted account**
+2 123456789123345869
has deleted their comment [-]