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#530 - iantheoreo (12/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Watch your parents have sex every day for a year.


Join in once to make it stop?
#539 to #530 - dagramcraka (12/06/2011) [-]
join in once to make it stop... I REGRET NOTHING!
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#356 - ragingbrony (12/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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Sleep with them
Flying Naked
Cheeto Fingers
Sit naked in a room for 5m (you could retired after one year and live off the interest)
Smell it
Hand in door
Watch it with them.
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#161 - orisinalcontent (12/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
1) Have everyone think you slept with them, when it comes down to it, close your eyes while having sex and it could be with anyone so it doesnt matter all that much. Also, when all the girls in the world think, wow thats the guy who slept with 4 victoria secret models, they're going to want to find out how good you must be.
2) Fly Naked, whose going to give me crap about being naked? NOT ONLY did i just sleep with 4 Victoria's Secret Models (according to them) but i can fly? Regardless of my balls hanging out, you'd be boss.
3)Popcorn kernell. Seems a better alternative than never been able to use your hands for anything useful every again as well as constantly fighting back animals that are trying to eat your hands, oh and fat people.
4) I dont understand the question. That is my dream job. So does this mean i get $5million plus social security benefits on top!? Win. Not going to be telling the IRS nothing.
5) Cling wrap. If you want to cut up your sphincter and butt cheeks and suffer septicemia as a result of infection from your own **** , Be my guest.
6)Nah **** that, I want Sir David Attenborough
7)I'll smell it, only because I can foresee the obstacle of bedding women when smelling like **** .
8) This question is irrelevant. I don't watch Porn. I **** Victoria's Secret Models in Hotel rooms!
#139 - hazukky (12/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
so... why not?
#144 to #139 - Acity (12/06/2011) [-]
Because The world doesn't work that way.....
#124 - jpthecursed (12/06/2011) [-]
Have my life narrated by Darth Vader?  
Have my life narrated by Darth Vader?

User avatar #97 - toosexyforyou (12/06/2011) [+] (9 replies)
1. Talk to them. Once word gets around that you slept with Victoria's Secret models then girls will line up for you.
2. Fly Naked. Fly too high for anyone to see anyway or just body paint yourself.
3. Popcorn Kernel.
4. Wipe with saran wrap and then take a shower.
5. Morgan Freeman
6. Smell my own fart, you get used to it eventually and if you picked everyone else thinking you farted, it doesn't matter how many Victoria Secret models you slept with.
7. Shut door on my hand.
8. I'm pretty sure everyone chose the same less awkward option.
User avatar #482 - MultiBlaze (12/06/2011) [-]
**** ....
#462 - rainydaymushroom (12/06/2011) [-]
LMAO Watch porn with your parents got me XDDD
#424 - funkyninjaman (12/06/2011) [-]
For the last one i was like:
User avatar #314 - sergiusalceanu (12/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Sleep with the models. I don't care what someone thinks.
Popcorn kernel, i hate greasy fingers...
Dream job
Saran wrap
Morgan Freemar for sure
I should smell the farts, i'll get used to them
I hate getting my fingers hurt, so better fall of stairs
With my parents. Unless they would have both been women.
#301 - empithree (12/06/2011) [-]
damn you
#287 - sutrakama (12/06/2011) [-]
I would defenetly use sandpaper!
I would defenetly use sandpaper!
#261 - 4chan refugee (12/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Sit in a room and make 5mil, retire after 1 year.
#193 - habibijan (12/06/2011) [-]
I can think of nothing better than flying while nakes. If I could fly, I'd probably do it naked in the summer anyways.

Gods, I envy birds sometimes
User avatar #185 - thecianmeister (12/06/2011) [-]
These are all stolen from You need to login to view this link

Guess FJ really is just a place for reposting **** ?
User avatar #181 - juraquagmire (12/06/2011) [-]
Sex with them, tell nobody
invisibility(I really don't care what they said)
white room (use sleep-time in there)
saran wrap
Morgan Freeman
Don't smell, but somebody do(invisibility helpful make somebody think somebody else)
fall down stairs
Watch Porn with parents(I will not use it much, cause I ****** Victoria's Secret Babies)
User avatar #163 - scizzor ONLINE (12/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
The hardest choice was Morgan Freeman or James Earl Jones..
#127 - 4chan refugee (12/06/2011) [-]
What happens if sitting naked in an empty room IS my dream job?
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