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#530 - iantheoreo (12/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Watch your parents have sex every day for a year.

OR

Join in once to make it stop?
#539 to #530 - dagramcraka ONLINE (12/06/2011) [-]
join in once to make it stop... I REGRET NOTHING!
User avatar #513 - xtiggerx (12/06/2011) [-]
1. **** the models
2. invisible **** THE POLICE
3. cheeto fingies
4. white room
5. sandpaper because im a ******* boss
6. james earl jones
7. go through the smellers
8. door
9. watch with
+4
#430 - edubc **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#403 - inbeforeherpes (12/06/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Okay FJunkers, you have two choose one of the following two options:  
  
1. Spend your lifetime watching your parents have sex in front of you.  
  
2. Join in on your parents having sex, once, so they will never do it in front of you, ever again.
Okay FJunkers, you have two choose one of the following two options:

1. Spend your lifetime watching your parents have sex in front of you.

2. Join in on your parents having sex, once, so they will never do it in front of you, ever again.
User avatar #409 to #403 - ashleymayy (12/06/2011) [-]
**ashleymayy rolls 11** Dubs and it's the first one... Not dubs, and it's the second
#390 - Virt (12/06/2011) [-]
Cheeto-fingers?  
CHEETO-FINGERS!
Cheeto-fingers?
CHEETO-FINGERS!
#139 - hazukky (12/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
so... why not?
#144 to #139 - Acity (12/06/2011) [-]
Because The world doesn't work that way.....
#124 - jpthecursed (12/06/2011) [-]
Have my life narrated by Darth Vader?  
  
  
YES.
Have my life narrated by Darth Vader?


YES.
User avatar #97 - toosexyforyou (12/06/2011) [+] (9 replies)
1. Talk to them. Once word gets around that you slept with Victoria's Secret models then girls will line up for you.
2. Fly Naked. Fly too high for anyone to see anyway or just body paint yourself.
3. Popcorn Kernel.
4. Wipe with saran wrap and then take a shower.
5. Morgan Freeman
6. Smell my own fart, you get used to it eventually and if you picked everyone else thinking you farted, it doesn't matter how many Victoria Secret models you slept with.
7. Shut door on my hand.
8. I'm pretty sure everyone chose the same less awkward option.
User avatar #375 - chupiter (12/06/2011) [-]
Sleep with 5 models. More like freak out after 1 minute, jizz in pants and begin farting.
+3
#374 - gustame **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#368 - housemafia (12/06/2011) [-]
**housemafia rolled a random image posted in comment #100 at Alternate Ending **
#317 - Leumascar (12/06/2011) [-]
My reaction to the last one
My reaction to the last one
User avatar #314 - sergiusalceanu (12/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Sleep with the models. I don't care what someone thinks.
Invisibility...
Popcorn kernel, i hate greasy fingers...
Dream job
Saran wrap
Morgan Freemar for sure
I should smell the farts, i'll get used to them
I hate getting my fingers hurt, so better fall of stairs
With my parents. Unless they would have both been women.
#301 - empithree ONLINE (12/06/2011) [-]
damn you
#287 - sutrakama (12/06/2011) [-]
I would defenetly use sandpaper!
I would defenetly use sandpaper!
#261 - mr skeltal (12/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Sit in a room and make 5mil, retire after 1 year.
User avatar #250 - Dethlepricon (12/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
sleep with the models, fly, cheetos fingers, sit naked, saran rap, morgan freeman, smell the fart, fall down stair cases, watch porn with parents
#277 to #250 - xmasterofktulux (12/06/2011) [-]
This just sounds like a list for a really weird weekend
#193 - habibijan (12/06/2011) [-]
I can think of nothing better than flying while nakes. If I could fly, I'd probably do it naked in the summer anyways.

Gods, I envy birds sometimes
User avatar #185 - thecianmeister (12/06/2011) [-]
These are all stolen from You need to login to view this link

Guess FJ really is just a place for reposting **** ?
User avatar #181 - juraquagmire (12/06/2011) [-]
Sex with them, tell nobody
invisibility(I really don't care what they said)
Cheetos-finger
white room (use sleep-time in there)
saran wrap
Morgan Freeman
Don't smell, but somebody do(invisibility helpful make somebody think somebody else)
fall down stairs
Watch Porn with parents(I will not use it much, cause I ****** Victoria's Secret Babies)
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