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#499 - CreepyNeighbor (12/06/2011) [-]
**CreepyNeighbor rolled a random image posted in comment #612638 at NAUGHTY FILLY SCHOOLGIRLS **
1. **** em and dont tell, im not a bragger
2. Flying, since naked preferable way of travel is helicopter dick
3. Cheeto fingers if they grow back
4. 5 million a year (Do it for a couple years and quit)
5. Saran wrap, I'm equally afraid of both
6. Morgan Freeman, love the guy
7. Smell like a fart
8. Watch porn with parents, they're pretty ugly
User avatar #498 - annhilator (12/06/2011) [-]
the first, **** them. I dont care, why do i need to tell someone
#495 - AnDrEwInBoLiVaR (12/06/2011) [-]
James Earl Jones because he was Vader and Thulsa Doom from Conan the Barbarian
#493 - despicablemaz (12/06/2011) [-]
1- sleep with them
2-fly
3-cheetos
4-white room
5-saran wrap
6-morgan freeman
7-Endure smell
8-shut hand in door
9-watch porn of parents
#496 to #493 - despicablemaz (12/06/2011) [-]
Oh and i almost forgot MOAR!!!!!!
#492 - CIS White Male (12/06/2011) [-]
way to take this off collegehumor asshole
#491 - rolltherick (12/06/2011) [-]
Chat wil models and be able to pick up bitches that much easier, fly naked, kernel, sit naked in room for a few years then quit rich as **** , saran wrap (it'll get clean eventually), morgan freeman, smell the fart, shut hand in door ( some staircases are to ******* long), watch porn of parents then use it as balckmail against them forever
#489 - ebildude (12/06/2011) [-]
1 **** em
2 fly ... no one can see you dat high
3 Kernel , surgery , Troll
4 Moneyfornothing <3
5 Sandpaper ( I am PainProff)
6 Keep it a secret
7 Endure the smell
8 fall down stairs
9 watch with family :)
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#484 - ireality (12/06/2011) [-]
I want morgan freeman to narrate my life.... Would be awesome, until i fell or something.
User avatar #482 - MultiBlaze (12/06/2011) [-]
**** ....
#481 - FightClub (12/06/2011) [-]
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flying naked and watching porn of my parents are easy choices
#479 - CIS White Male (12/06/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #188 at Don't drink alcohol, do drugs ** Sex with models, ability to fly, cheeto fingers, dream job, saran wrap, morgan freeman, always be able to smell a fart, fall down every staircase and watch porn with parents.
User avatar #478 - DeeJayBee ONLINE (12/06/2011) [-]
would you rather sweat cheese or vomit marbles?
User avatar #476 - proudnerd (12/06/2011) [-]
The cons to the superpowers i see as pros. Like, i see being naked as a plus to flying, and people talking **** about me is perfect when I'm invisible becasue then i can **** with them because they are talkin **** about me. Also, I would take the cheeto fingers so i dont have to ever buy cheetos again, i can just lick my fingers!
#475 - boogerfart (12/06/2011) [-]
-Sleep with the models...Easiest question on the list  
-Invisibility, I can still jack off in their faces when they're talking 						****					 about me.  
-Cheetoh fingers so I can lick my fingers all day.  
-Dream job, rock stars don't have to pay for anything anyway.  
-Sand paper because I'm a hard ass.  
-James Earl Jones, Vader trumps God.  
-Other people smell me....Deal with it  
-Fall down stairs. I need my hands to fap.  
-Watch porn with my parents, then we're all equally uncomfortable.  
....And funny GIF just for fun.
-Sleep with the models...Easiest question on the list
-Invisibility, I can still jack off in their faces when they're talking **** about me.
-Cheetoh fingers so I can lick my fingers all day.
-Dream job, rock stars don't have to pay for anything anyway.
-Sand paper because I'm a hard ass.
-James Earl Jones, Vader trumps God.
-Other people smell me....Deal with it
-Fall down stairs. I need my hands to fap.
-Watch porn with my parents, then we're all equally uncomfortable.
....And funny GIF just for fun.
#483 to #475 - CIS White Male (12/06/2011) [-]
so youll lick your cheetoh fingers after you beat off
#485 to #483 - boogerfart (12/06/2011) [-]
Maybe.....
#472 - ocatapus (12/06/2011) [-]
Sex with models, ability to fly, cheeto fingers, dream job, saran wrap, morgan freeman, always be able to smell a fart, fall down every staircase and watch porn of parents.
User avatar #469 - chasskika (12/06/2011) [-]
1. clearly gonna bang the models, not like anyone would believe me if i said i slept with them anyway
2. flying, naked and proud! (the way i see that it's a win win)
3. Cheeto fingers... that way i could just keep licking them.. unlimited deliciousness
4. Doing nothing for money, is that supposed to be a joke?
5. Saran Wrap, no man would choose to get his asshole torn apart
6. Morgan Freeman
7, 8.. don't care about those ones
9. with my parents... no one has to touch themselves here, and i certainly don't want to see my parents naked, let alone having sex..
User avatar #466 - whatsgoodyo (12/06/2011) [-]
Well people already talk **** about you even if you're not invisible, so I'll take that perk. That way I can masturbate while invisible and then cum on their faces and they'll think a ghost ejaculated on them.
User avatar #465 - spadaseisnueve (12/06/2011) [-]
Sleep with them
Fly naked
Kernel
$5 Million a year (Im naked already from flying anyways, and ill be sleeping with the models since no one will believe that's what i'm doing)
Saran wrap
Morgan Freeman
Smell the fart
Fall down the stairs (Which I will never take since I can fly)
Watch porn with my parents lol
#471 to #465 - dumbmonkey (12/06/2011) [-]
those were hard choices, but i agree with you.
User avatar #473 to #471 - spadaseisnueve (12/06/2011) [-]
I think the hardest one is the porn one. No matter what you choose you will lose .... Unless you have some sexy ass parents.
#474 to #473 - dumbmonkey (12/06/2011) [-]
Yeah lol
#462 - rainydaymushroom (12/06/2011) [-]
LMAO Watch porn with your parents got me XDDD
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