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#3451 - thiswasavailable
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(11/29/2011) [-]
I'm not going to thumb down the post, or any of these comments. I love my country and that's all that matters.
#2736 - trollmetoday ONLINE
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(11/29/2011) [-]
Alright, I understand OP doesn't like the US. And, even though he was speaking absolutes this post would have been fine up until he said "90% of you can't spell." I'll give you a 3/10 on the Troll-o-meter; for childish trolling and the overall failure to troll.
#2693 - staccato
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(11/29/2011) [-]
I'm not mad. I pity that you have such a small and unsophisticated brain that you put this forth as "funny".

I'm not even American. Dude, its just... not even funny for a "u mad" themed joke.
#2426 - munsin
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(11/29/2011) [-]
**munsin rolled a random image** worlds greatest American
#2421 - adelaide
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(11/29/2011) [-]
I think Australia is sitting kind of pretty in relation to the economy.... and our health care.
Can everyone in America please do something about the Congress- they're the ones that are making the whole country look like retards- Pizza is a vegetable? really Congress? And the whole 'lets censor the internet!' just makes me think they're all corrupted by big corporations (#occupy wallstreet for the win!).
I don't think all Americans are idiots, there's just some people in politics and in religious protests that give the whole country a bad name.
#2195 - Washington
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(11/29/2011) [-]
I am the 1%.
#2225 to #2195 - Washington
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(11/29/2011) [-]
But, you know, we're still ******* bad-ass, it's our government that's ****** up. See, WE THE PEOPLE have great fun, an AMAZING military. We kicked your British ass. So, we like oil. Problem? See, Forth of July, the day we freed ourselves. A small militia with cheap guns, against you British guys, a huge army. An army that more than quadrupled us in size. We are smart you see? We got the French to help. We led your men into cold that you weren't used to, to kill you. We pretty much captured this country. We took a country we wanted. Bigger than your entire continent. For our freedom from you. We get what we want because we do something about it. Our government might suck, but our people, our people beat yours by a landslide. I am proud to be a citizen of the United States of America.
#2165 - anon
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(11/29/2011) [-]
i would be mad but all those things are true and im not some southern racist ****
#2194 to #2165 - kittykatkathryn
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(11/29/2011) [-]
Yeah, everybody in the southern part of the U.S.A is a racist ****... In fact, billy bob go get my gun out the cupperd we's gonna go huntin' us some coloreds, yeah that's pretty much what i do everyday.
#1953 - Xedan
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(11/29/2011) [-]
>mfw
#1931 - jawzahr
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(11/29/2011) [-]
I am Australian and I respect America, but most of this is true
#1785 - mymomslapsme **User deleted account**
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#1597 - colbster
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(11/29/2011) [-]
**colbster rolled a random image** <----- How I feel about this..
#1577 - Mangoez
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(11/29/2011) [-]
Being a thumbwhore is becoming a lot more technical these days...
#1106 - klumsden
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(11/29/2011) [-]
canadiannnnnnnnn <3
#866 - garymuthafuknoak
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(11/29/2011) [-]
yaaaa for strict gun bans!! i can walk in the city without having to worry about getting caught up in a drive-bye!
#891 to #866 - kingcampbell
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(11/29/2011) [-]
dumbass canadians....
#902 to #891 - garymuthafuknoak
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(11/29/2011) [-]
stfu. i mock your profile pic, you must live up to the stereotypes!
#915 to #902 - kingcampbell
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#974 to #915 - garymuthafuknoak
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(11/29/2011) [-]
oh and your a dumb **** just too let you know.
#944 to #915 - garymuthafuknoak
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(11/29/2011) [-]
****, you are the biggest dumb **** i have ever met. DO YOU HONESTLY ******* THINK CANADA IS APART OF MOTHER ******* EUROPE!!!?? GET YOUR GOD DAMN HEAD OUT OF YOUR GOD DAMN AMERICAN ASS AND LEARN ABOUT THE ******* WORLD AROUND YOU.
****, you are the biggest dumb **** i have ever met. DO YOU HONESTLY ******* THINK CANADA IS APART OF MOTHER ******* EUROPE!!!?? GET YOUR GOD DAMN HEAD OUT OF YOUR GOD DAMN AMERICAN ASS AND LEARN ABOUT THE ******* WORLD AROUND YOU.
#994 to #944 - anon
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(11/29/2011) [-]
OHLAWDHEMAD!!!
#1049 to #994 - garymuthafuknoak
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(11/29/2011) [-]
i have every right to be. look at how ********** that kingcampbell Richard Simmons is.
#1345 to #1049 - kingcampbell
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(11/29/2011) [-]
Where the **** did i mention canada being apart of europe?
#1386 to #1345 - garymuthafuknoak
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(11/29/2011) [-]
you give me a link saying we cant get things done and it has to do with europe durrrr
#1677 to #1386 - kingcampbell
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(11/29/2011) [-]
i have no idea what your talking abut:)
#1861 to #1677 - garymuthafuknoak
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(11/29/2011) [-]
because you deleted your comment realizing your stupidity?
#911 to #866 - tomatozification
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(11/29/2011) [-]
its not because you have strict gun control

its because you have less black people
#838 - thatbrownkiid
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(11/29/2011) [-]
**** YA CANADA!
sure we have no real power in the world but hey HEALTH CARE, HOCKEY AND SNOW!
#858 to #838 - uncleredonk
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(11/29/2011) [-]
.... And Curling, don't forget Curling. I'm sure everyone's proud that you guys have Curling... I wish we had Curling. Curling.
#872 to #858 - thatbrownkiid
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(11/29/2011) [-]
everyone has their flaws but personally anyone here sees it like bowling
#1105 to #872 - uncleredonk
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(11/29/2011) [-]
The thing is bowling is seen like a **** "sport" here as well. Sorry if this offends you in any way by the way, i'm not trying to start ****.
#610 - WHATINTHEBUT
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(11/28/2011) [-]
meanwhile in Canada...
meanwhile in Canada...
#523 - omwtfbbq **User deleted account**
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(11/28/2011) [-]
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#469 - glasgowrangers
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(11/28/2011) [-]
**glasgowrangers rolled a random image** what Americans wish they had
**glasgowrangers rolled a random image** what Americans wish they had
#481 to #469 - boocakeh
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(11/28/2011) [-]
here, have the whole set
here, have the whole set
#473 to #469 - abortfetus
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(11/28/2011) [-]
we do.
#13 - stubbyftw
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(11/28/2011) [-]
You sure told us Americans!