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#3659 - themrweasels
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(11/29/2011) [-]
America isn't full of stupid people... it just has the most vocal stupid people, so everyone associates them with it!
#3662 to #3659 - ohgodtheredthumbs [OP]
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(11/29/2011) [-]
i know, but i wasn't serious when i made this..................
#3664 to #3662 - themrweasels
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(11/29/2011) [-]
I know... just being my loud mouth American self!!! JK... im actually German, but i feel the need to defend my friends homes... it was funny though!
#3562 - youngjbot **User deleted account**
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#2286 - wtfdidyoueat
Reply +18
(11/29/2011) [-]
Someone got trolled on by an American and made an OC because he/she is a crying little bitch.
#1343 - amusedrhino
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(11/29/2011) [-]
I thumbed down because I can take a joke. This is just a terrible and slanderous rant.
#1335 - PartyGorilla
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(11/29/2011) [-]
I'm not thumbing down because I can't take a joke. I'm thumbing down because this isn't funny in the least. Last time I checked this was FunnyJunk not ****************************************.
#1265 - imadethistofap
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(11/29/2011) [-]
i know the US might suck, but id call myself an American over a douchey European Richard Simmons any day of the week...idk if i get thumbed to hell, im ******* proud of my heritage and homeland
#133 - cubanwhiteman
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(11/28/2011) [-]
I can spell. I am the 10%
#151 to #133 - dzamie
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(11/28/2011) [-]
Waht ay cowinsidins! Sew cen eye!
#686 to #151 - runtz
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(11/29/2011) [-]
MFW Coiwnsidins. Also as you are an expert in sowing eyes, do you think you could fix my right eyelid?
#2184 - iheartfapping
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(11/29/2011) [-]
Yeah, but I invite any other country to **** with us.
#2198 to #2184 - burtonkillz
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(11/29/2011) [-]
party dont start till i roll in
#957 - jacking
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(11/29/2011) [-]
i didnt thumb down because im from the USA. I thumbed down because this isn't funny. Eat poop.
#403 - valyn
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(11/28/2011) [-]
lol... "america's economy is awful" .... how's greece been treating your euro?
#415 to #403 - treehuggerkiller
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(11/28/2011) [-]
how is everybody treating your dollars


PROBLEM ?
#495 to #415 - anon
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(11/28/2011) [-]
Lol nope
#455 to #403 - dudeer
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(11/28/2011) [-]
I'm sorry ,but when Canada passes you in wealth, you're doing something wrong.
#533 to #455 - valyn
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(11/28/2011) [-]
when did this happen? cause last i checked (about 3 days ago) the US held over 70% of the north american continent's GDP
#1021 to #455 - erriotro **User deleted account**
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#177 - RoscoeG
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(11/28/2011) [-]
"Joke"? You can't just insult someone and then cover your ass by saying "Oh jeez, it was just a joke. If you don't like it, you can't take a joke."
#3602 - Fontaine
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(11/29/2011) [-]
#3713 to #3602 - jellyfishh
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(11/29/2011) [-]
What was that i could not hear you over the award for best country? @Norway
#3654 to #3602 - ahmi **User deleted account**
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#3683 to #3602 - LaughedatThat
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(11/29/2011) [-]
So called freedom my friend - it's a joke
#3848 to #3602 - lolwutx **User deleted account**
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#3635 to #3602 - anon
Reply 0
(11/29/2011) [-]
You mean that screaming limbless hawk thing?
#3688 to #3602 - anon
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(11/29/2011) [-]
Sorry, I couldn't hear you over my anarchy.
Sorry, I couldn't hear you over my anarchy.
#3633 to #3602 - anssi
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(11/29/2011) [-]
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over my free education. And healthcare. And freedom.
#3661 to #3602 - notchasingdreams
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(11/29/2011) [-]
like your freedom to protest?
#3611 to #3602 - youdiefast
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(11/29/2011) [-]
Good for you man.
#3606 to #3602 - ohgodtheredthumbs [OP]
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(11/29/2011) [-]
I'm sorry, i can't hear you over my healthcare
#3624 to #3606 - calvinrypkema
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(11/29/2011) [-]
americas amazing healthcare
even though it costs money, u could book a surgery for tomorrow, in britain, take probably a month
#3714 to #3624 - jellyfishh
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(11/29/2011) [-]
only if you are the 1% witch 99% of you are not! id take my free health care over you're "faster one"
#3723 to #3714 - calvinrypkema
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(11/29/2011) [-]
what if you need an operation??
wait like 1-5 months and possibly die or have it the next day
#3617 to #3606 - Fontaine
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(11/29/2011) [-]
#3641 to #3606 - Fontaine
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(11/29/2011) [-]
Lol you call walking into a hospital and the surgeons saying "um, no i don't think we'll operate on you, you aren't having bad enough symptoms" good health care?
America: "Here's my money, do it" "Okay sir, right away sir", and the surgeon is liable for malpractice...sheesh there isn't a better system around...
#3729 to #3641 - Nightinear **User deleted account**
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(11/29/2011) [-]
>Implying that it's the surgeons who says if you need to be operated and not the other doctors
#3739 to #3729 - ohgodtheredthumbs [OP]
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(11/29/2011) [-]
also implying that you need surgery if the symptoms aren't bad enough to require it
#3743 to #3739 - Nightinear **User deleted account**
Reply -1
(11/29/2011) [-]
Yea that too
#3612 to #3606 - anon
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(11/29/2011) [-]
lol yeah, have lots of fun waiting 2 years for your flu shot bc all of your Dr.'s come to America to get rich...........
#3692 to #3612 - anon
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(11/29/2011) [-]
Lol, you're all mad!

No, srsly though. 20 years of living in the EU, never had to wait longer than an hour to get treated.

Might need to specify I'm Belgian, not sure what the situation in other countries is.
#2896 - thisishardtofapto
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(11/29/2011) [-]
What is this noise? We Norwegians can't really hear any of you arguing over our barrels with oil.
#2800 - Adonai
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(11/29/2011) [-]
America..


**** YEAH!
#1563 - keniley
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(11/29/2011) [-]
all of this is fine, but at lest we have nice teeth
#1596 to #1563 - stabuindaface
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(11/29/2011) [-]
Now everybody can with crest 3D white
#1303 - ubersammich
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(11/29/2011) [-]
Let's see....
Point 1) "AmeriRichard Simmonss" We're not all bundles of sticks used to start fires. Or gay for that matter.
Point 2) Our country cannot suck because a) the USA has no way to create a large enough negative air pressure difference and b) we're awesome.
Point 3) Only about half of our population is legally retarded, but 75% of us are lazy.
Point 4) Our Economy is ****.... for now. And it's EUROPE's (Greece and Italy) fault our stock market can't stay sane for more than a day.
Point 5) Our healthcare is better than most in the world, it's just more expensive because it's dominated by private corporations.
Point 6) Our government can fix.... well **** you win this one.
Point 7) We're only good at invading people for oil.... hmmm... I don't think we ever legit invaded Libya, and we're in Afghanistan because we're bored with Iraq.
Point 8) Europe. Blah.
Point 9) I am the 10%, ************.
Point 10) I ain't even mad :)
#1399 to #1303 - anon
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(11/29/2011) [-]
Well I lived in greece for a while because im greek and it was kinda sad and when I mean sad I MEAN SAD there were a bunch of homeless people and i even saw a mother beating the **** out of her child for stealing food from the market so DO NOT AND I REPEAT DO NOT MAKE FUN OF GREECE or blame anything on them unless they did anything bad like really bad oh and you can make fun of Italy all you want but not because of Snooki because she isnt Italian she Chilean but you can make fun of the other ones I dont really give a ****
#1681 to #1399 - ubersammich
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(11/29/2011) [-]
bro. Bro. BRO! Use punctuation please. And if you think that's bad, go to India for a month and tell me how you feel afterwards. The fact of the matter is that there is serious injustice in the world today and because our population is growing exponentially, our planet is running out of resources to feed us all.
#1465 to #1303 - rilesjenkins
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(11/29/2011) [-]
It's a sad day for America when people try to defend it by saying "only half" of the population is legally retarded... no wonder Bush got a second term in office
#1618 to #1465 - ubersammich
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(11/29/2011) [-]
Hey man, I call it like it is. I live in the damn country.
#961 - dickherber
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(11/29/2011) [-]
Decent attempt, but not mad. Proud to live where I live.
#3064 - deathplayer
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#1641 - mhorn
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(11/29/2011) [-]
i didn't thumb you down because i cant take a joke, i thumbed you down because there was no joke.
#1652 to #1641 - steelhawk
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(11/29/2011) [-]
same
#965 - Jostin
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(11/29/2011) [-]
People, stop blaming all Americans for what our government does. We hate them too.
#990 to #965 - theguynobodyknows
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(11/29/2011) [-]
not the rednecks and funny gif for you
not the rednecks and funny gif for you