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#3402 - samzo (11/29/2011) [+] (13 replies)
I just wanna say I love my fucking countr  
  
-Healthcare(y)  
-Weed  
-Whores  
-Freedom  
-Cool people  
  
Now I'll just sit here and wait for the bashing and downthumbing of my country,
I just wanna say I love my fucking countr

-Healthcare(y)
-Weed
-Whores
-Freedom
-Cool people

Now I'll just sit here and wait for the bashing and downthumbing of my country,
#2556 - tartaruseden (11/29/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**tartaruseden rolled a random image** my reaction
#261 - ghettogaiden (11/28/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Lets see what happens here.
Lets see what happens here.
#259 - mychemicalfreak (11/28/2011) [+] (1 reply)
<--- Where I'm moving when I'm older.
<--- Where I'm moving when I'm older.
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#2157 - mrsgttaters **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#2067 - adepthattea (11/29/2011) [-]
**adepthattea rolled a random image**
#1485 - sandninja ONLINE (11/29/2011) [-]
#3455 - sfayre (11/29/2011) [-]
**sfayre rolled a random image** what i felt after reading
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#2318 - trojanmannn (11/29/2011) [+] (10 replies)
1. We have the best economy in the world

2. We are really the only country with actual freedom (except Zimbabwe. Gotta love Zimbabwe)

3. Come here, we are actually quite intelligent

4. Our healthcare is a joke? Just because we dont want to give the government control of our health and don't want to make they economy plummet by eliminating the health insurance market doesn't mean it sucks.

5. We have the best government in the world. It fixes our shit, and fixes every other countries shit too

6. I guess your talking about invading Iraq for oil. Bush didn't invade for oil. America has never invaded for oil. We actually have more oil in America than the middle east combined, liberals won't let us drill for whatever reason.

7. We have saved every single fucking European country from things like Nazis, terrorists, economical breakdowns etc. You're forgetting that Europe was so bad, people left Europe to come to the one of the most dangerous and unknown places for them, just to get away from your shitty countries. Our economie's better, our technologie's better, our armies' are better, our food is better, our hackers are better, and we actually have people who risk their lives to come here, when you Europeans had people leaving.

8. I go to a private school on a full scholarship. Before that, I went to public school like everyone else. Everyone I know spells extremely well.

10. I aint mad, probably do to the reason that here in Americuh we're allowed to say whatever we want.

11. That isn't even a joke. There's a difference between a joke and some loser Euro raving.

12. I thumbed up. You mad bro?



#2162 - krayon (11/29/2011) [+] (24 replies)
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CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING: NOT ONLY HAS AMERICA AIDED EUROPE IN EVERY MAJOR MODERN WAR OF THE LAST CENTURY AND HALF. BUT OUR COUNTRY WON IT'S INDEPENDENCE BY DEFEATING THE ENTIRE BRITISH ARMY USING A BUNCH OF FARMERS WITH PITCHFORKS!
#2062 - niggafuck (11/29/2011) [-]
My Point
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#1851 - sorrowfulpinkamena **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
#1278 - sydeia (11/29/2011) [-]
The entire world is filled with stupidity.   
And if I really am less intelligent because I was born here, please refer to the gif I have selected.
The entire world is filled with stupidity.
And if I really am less intelligent because I was born here, please refer to the gif I have selected.
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#2551 - mugigs (11/29/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**mugigs rolled a random image** i am in america, and all i do is smoke weed and do whatever the fuck i want. i have no fucking clue whats going on in the economy and also dont give a fuck.
#1985 - allamericandude (11/29/2011) [+] (20 replies)
You know what? It's fine. Have your little rant. At the end of the day I'm going to sleep in the greatest country on Earth. You have to settle for #2 at best.  
  
And for whatever wrong-doing you think we have committed, I can think of plenty of examples as to why Europe is no better. Think America invades too many other countries? Well, as the popular slogan goes: &quot;The sun never sets on the British Empire!&quot; Think we start too many wars? Well, I don't even want to begin on the number of wars that have occurred in Europe--including the two biggest and deadliest wars in human history. Don't like the way we treated African Americans? Guess who sold the slaves to us. Think our society is full of bible-pounding retards? Guess where we got our religion from. Hell, guess where the Vatican City is. Do you think we were wrong for dropping the atomic bomb? Two words: the Holocaust (need I say more?)  
  
For every example of American indecency or ignorance, I can provide a shit-ton of evidence that proves Europe is just as bad--if not worse. So suck it.
You know what? It's fine. Have your little rant. At the end of the day I'm going to sleep in the greatest country on Earth. You have to settle for #2 at best.

And for whatever wrong-doing you think we have committed, I can think of plenty of examples as to why Europe is no better. Think America invades too many other countries? Well, as the popular slogan goes: "The sun never sets on the British Empire!" Think we start too many wars? Well, I don't even want to begin on the number of wars that have occurred in Europe--including the two biggest and deadliest wars in human history. Don't like the way we treated African Americans? Guess who sold the slaves to us. Think our society is full of bible-pounding retards? Guess where we got our religion from. Hell, guess where the Vatican City is. Do you think we were wrong for dropping the atomic bomb? Two words: the Holocaust (need I say more?)

For every example of American indecency or ignorance, I can provide a shit-ton of evidence that proves Europe is just as bad--if not worse. So suck it.
#1321 - PapaParuta (11/29/2011) [-]
America... FUCK YEAH!!!!
User avatar #143 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (11/28/2011) [+] (1 reply)
This reminds me of a thread on /b/ I saw yesterday
"Pick one useless superpower to have"
Then there was this guy who said:
"Useless superpower?
Can I have USA?"
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