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Comments(206):
#112
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laelaps (11/19/2011) [+]
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I don't understand school bomb threats. It seems like a lot of trouble to go through for inadequate results. I always thought the most effective way to tear up a school would not be guns, or bombs, but rather grenades. If you just walked down the hall and toss one into each classroom, a small confined space, the impact alone would kill a lot of people, and then the shrap metal from the desks exploding would surely penetrate a couple more individuals. I don't know why I've taken the time to think about this, and I knoow I will surely go to hell, but I just can't ignore my logical reasoning. Pic = not fucking related at all.
every school in my county was on lock down one time cause one kid forgot to take the hunting rifles and gas can out of the back of his truck.
have no idea why they freaked the fuck out so bad.
have no idea why they freaked the fuck out so bad.
Thats the normal reaction. Why ponder on what could of happened when you could revel in the good fortune you have just come upon.
#40
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ragingbrony (11/18/2011) [-]
We had a stupid bomb threat at my high school once too...total dud, but hey, it was an easy excuse to not go to school for a couple days, SO WHY NOT!?
I had a bear come into my tent on night when I was on a climbing trip in Yosemite. My first reaction was: "Fuck no, this is my Beef Jerky Bitch."
I then realized that the best solution was to retreat into my sleeping bag. Which turned out to be not such a good thing because I had farted that nearly suffocated me.
I then realized that the best solution was to retreat into my sleeping bag. Which turned out to be not such a good thing because I had farted that nearly suffocated me.
#199
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prontron (11/19/2011) [-]
about 2 months ago there was a bomb threat from some kid from a different school, while the janitors searched the school we were in class.
Had a similar thing at my school in Germany.
But there were no REAL bombs involved.
Just some note some douches left on the bathroom wall in sharpie -_-"
Still though, the school freaked the fuck out and evacuated...
But there were no REAL bombs involved.
Just some note some douches left on the bathroom wall in sharpie -_-"
Still though, the school freaked the fuck out and evacuated...
New Jersey-
filled with the most blackest white kids. Black people who are so ghetto.
worst place.
filled with the most blackest white kids. Black people who are so ghetto.
worst place.
#21
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ruebug (11/18/2011) [-]
I remember this. I live in jersey too. My school had a bunch of bomb threats in the span on like a week.
DUDE. I went to Hunterdon Central and I remember hearing about this!
Bridgewater Raritan represent! i was in 8th grade when that happened though
#215
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dengekisushi (11/19/2011) [-]
There was this so-called "gang" at my high school last year when I was a Senior (the "gang" consisted of Juniors and Sophomores)
and they called themselves the Foul Moufs (welcome to Iowa...).
They went around the school saying they're going to cut the throats of every female in the school
and they scheduled school shootings...they would go around saying "We gunna shoot up da skool durin C lunch on Wenzday"
They had to reschedule a few times because they chickened out; never did shoot up the school.
<- Mfw this was all happening
and they called themselves the Foul Moufs (welcome to Iowa...).
They went around the school saying they're going to cut the throats of every female in the school
and they scheduled school shootings...they would go around saying "We gunna shoot up da skool durin C lunch on Wenzday"
They had to reschedule a few times because they chickened out; never did shoot up the school.
<- Mfw this was all happening
There was a kid who supposedly had a death list on our school computer. I say supposedly because I went to a different high school my senior year and heard this from some of my friends. I'll try to find some proof if I can but this was 4 years ago or so.