OP appears to be horribly deformed

Errrrr, Why don't you just say you have morning wood? I know it would be embarrassing, but less than them seeing it.

That comic character has one insanely hairy chest! That thing is 'bout ready to jump off the page at me!

That happened to me, but my dad was the one who would leave my room. Ever try telling your dad to get out your room?(I'm 6'3 and I weigh 185lbs, My dad is 6'3 1/2 and weighs 280lbs) It was an akward situation. I pretended that I was sleep and he waited for about 30 minutes getting angry. I didn't want to get up because my dick would sneak out of my boxers thinking there was pussy to be found. Good thing my mother doesn't do that, she just knocks on my door, or shove me until I wake then leaves.

ah of course the always present elaborate ruses of the morning erection
making male homosapiens life a real challange

He needs to shave that giant black beard off!

I just dont care. I sleep commando, so if they won't leave, they'll get a show.

WOW! This boy sure has to shave that wig before going to school!!

how it goes with me "GET UP!" "k, but i have a boner." "WHY DO U ALWAYS HAVE A BONER?!" "O.o"

the me