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#188 - anonymous (08/14/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 20** DUBZ
User avatar #122 - captainbeef (08/14/2011) [-]
those are really old FMLS but good ones :D
#112 - anonymous (08/14/2011) [-]
My phone reads out the name of the person texting me, well one day (about 3 years ago) my boyfriend at the time was texting me and I thought I was home alone so I had my ringer on loud. Well my mom walks in and it goes off and says *our secret code word for sex that i wont put on here* I had totally forgotten that he had put that in my phone as his name the night before, she then asked me what *secret word* meant I told her it was his nick name. Well the next day he came over and she was calling him that name all day. FML.
#110 - shadowstuart (08/14/2011) [-]
I know this random .. awesome comp i thumber

but where can you get teddy grahams , it was my favourite cereal when younger but they stopped selling it here ?
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User avatar #97 - xxvampireofmiseryx (08/14/2011) [+] (1 reply)
so this girl i havnt talked too in a long time adds me on facebook so i think were cool when when she cusses me out for some small little joke so i called her a dirty cunt. she blocked me FML
#94 - anonymous (08/13/2011) [-]
Pls if this is all true, search for the "vampire" and punch her inthe face, pls pls pls... Stupid people..
#89 - shadowassassinone (08/13/2011) [-]
Argueing with my girlfriend about our relationship since we lived 3 blocks away when she says shes breaking up with me because she now lives 30 mins by car from me. two days later shes dating a guy who lives hour and a half away from her. FML!
User avatar #76 - HerpDerpMerp (08/13/2011) [-]
One day i was sitting on my couch when my dog walked up. HE was giving me an evil stare, so i said ok. I got up and we started wrestling and i was winning, i got him pinned then i got shot with a water gun. I got so mad and my dog was like, IMA FINISH HIM. And he tackled me. Then i got up went into the kitchen, and my RAMEN NOODLES WERE STILL COLD. FML
#44 - ledhendrix (08/13/2011) [+] (1 reply)
"You learn by your misstakes and by your eventual FML-excperienses." - Old Wise Man
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#25 - randumbemo (08/13/2011) [-]
I was at my friends house once and went to the bathroom and randomly remembered a pic of a naked girl wth big boobs.I got a boner, pulled down my jeans and started fapping.I did'nt think he would walk in on me because he was on his xbox.I was about to climax and then my friend walked with my hand on my dick and jizz on his bathroom mat. FML
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#125 - patriotpenguin (08/14/2011) [-]
twilight is infuensing this generation alucard on the other hand knows how to deal with dumb  bitchs
twilight is infuensing this generation alucard on the other hand knows how to deal with dumb bitchs
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#5 - ripdunn (08/13/2011) [-]
Today, I was making a hot dog, and when it was all ready i was walking to the table my dog jumped up and snatched the wiener. I then said," ******* dog!" Then my mom told me that i have to learn to not be angry so much and i got grounded.
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