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#188 - anonymous (08/14/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 20** DUBZ
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User avatar #158 - qwertymnbv (08/14/2011) [+] (2 replies)
I was in blockbuster when i was a little kid. my mom was in the next aisle over and i was looking at Dragonball Z movies ( **** yeah). anyway, some fat lady came in the same aisle. i circled around her, and the stopped. i said straight to her face "you're fat". She went to the manager, tried to find who my mom was but my mom decided "hey, that's not my son for the next 15 minutes" FML.
User avatar #140 - MissAnon (08/14/2011) [-]
i was at my stepdad's dad's house. i didn't know him very well, so i was attempting to make a good impression. i was stuck in the basement, and didn't know my way out, so i panicked and ran into a glass door. it left a 2 inch bruise my forehead (this was quite a while ago)
User avatar #122 - captainbeef (08/14/2011) [-]
those are really old FMLS but good ones :D
#112 - anonymous (08/14/2011) [-]
My phone reads out the name of the person texting me, well one day (about 3 years ago) my boyfriend at the time was texting me and I thought I was home alone so I had my ringer on loud. Well my mom walks in and it goes off and says *our secret code word for sex that i wont put on here* I had totally forgotten that he had put that in my phone as his name the night before, she then asked me what *secret word* meant I told her it was his nick name. Well the next day he came over and she was calling him that name all day. FML.
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#44 - ledhendrix (08/13/2011) [+] (1 reply)
"You learn by your misstakes and by your eventual FML-excperienses." - Old Wise Man
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#25 - randumbemo (08/13/2011) [-]
I was at my friends house once and went to the bathroom and randomly remembered a pic of a naked girl wth big boobs.I got a boner, pulled down my jeans and started fapping.I did'nt think he would walk in on me because he was on his xbox.I was about to climax and then my friend walked with my hand on my dick and jizz on his bathroom mat. FML
#20 - sovietmaxx (08/13/2011) [-]
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#125 - patriotpenguin ONLINE (08/14/2011) [-]
twilight is infuensing this generation alucard on the other hand knows how to deal with dumb  bitchs
twilight is infuensing this generation alucard on the other hand knows how to deal with dumb bitchs
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#5 - ripdunn (08/13/2011) [-]
Today, I was making a hot dog, and when it was all ready i was walking to the table my dog jumped up and snatched the wiener. I then said," ******* dog!" Then my mom told me that i have to learn to not be angry so much and i got grounded.
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