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User avatar #530 - modmaster (08/05/2011) [-]
Who tried pushing the letter "G" in their keyboard??? or am i a total ******** ?
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User avatar #534 to #529 - dabombshell (08/05/2011) [-]
**dabombshell rolls 20** Copy and paste what I roll into paint, then save it and just edit it whenever you want yellow text
User avatar #583 to #534 - massi (08/05/2011) [-]
**massi rolls 44** like a pro
#543 to #534 - Common Pepe (08/05/2011) [-]
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User avatar #528 - assholespider (08/05/2011) [-]
If there was a zombie apocalypse I wouldn't go somewhere like New York I would go somewhere with a low population. Me personally I would go to Alaska. I would go to Alaska because,
1. I already have property of there.
2. Extremely low population.
3. Very remote.
4. Lots of game to hunt.
5. There would most likely be other survivors because everyone owns guns up there.
6. Alaska is just badass.
#550 to #528 - massi (08/05/2011) [-]
Who would you gonna **** when you're alone?? bears, Bear grylls and wse.
User avatar #581 to #550 - assholespider (08/05/2011) [-]
I would just take someone?
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User avatar #582 to #579 - massi (08/05/2011) [-]
tough guy, i guess your mom
User avatar #625 to #582 - assholespider (08/05/2011) [-]
Nah, not my mom. I would probably just tame a moose and repopulate the world with moose-men. Oh and I would also train the moose to **** on my chest.
User avatar #655 to #625 - massi (08/05/2011) [-]
sound nice, you stick to alaska I'll be in Denmark during the zombie attack. then we can see who survives
User avatar #666 to #655 - assholespider (08/05/2011) [-]
Denmark? Why?
User avatar #680 to #666 - massi (08/05/2011) [-]
because we are Vikings
User avatar #687 to #680 - assholespider (08/05/2011) [-]
*shakes head*
User avatar #693 to #687 - massi (08/05/2011) [-]
laughing at Americans and clapping my hands
User avatar #726 to #693 - assholespider (08/05/2011) [-]
*facepalm*
#511 - harsis (08/05/2011) [-]
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#506 - flooz (08/05/2011) [-]
this is the best face ever
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#548 to #503 - Common Pepe (08/05/2011) [-]
wrong #2 is double tap rule #4 is seatbelts Rule #17 be a hero Rule #32 enjoy the little thingsmort
User avatar #542 to #503 - irishgamer (08/05/2011) [-]
******* love this movie.
User avatar #526 to #503 - tripyhobo (08/05/2011) [-]
Complete list of rules. 1.Cardio
The Double Tap
Beware of Bathrooms
Wear Seat Belts
No Attachments
The “Skillet”
Travel Light
Get a Kick Ass Partner
With your Bare Hands
Don’t Swing Low
Use Your Foot
Bounty Paper Towels
Shake it Off
Always carry a change of underwear
Bowling Ball
Opportunity Knocks
Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
Limber Up
Break it Up
It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
Avoid Strip Clubs
When in doubt Know your way out
Zipplock
Use your thumbs
Shoot First
User avatar #527 to #526 - tripyhobo (08/05/2011) [-]
A little sun screen never hurt anybody
Incoming!
Double-Knot your Shoes
The Buddy System
Pack your stain stick
Check the back seat
Enjoy the little things
Swiss army Knife
User avatar #513 to #503 - kismonos (08/05/2011) [-]
Rule #5 (Don't) be a Hero
#498 - gorturtle (08/05/2011) [-]
ggggggggggggggggggggg. amidoin it right?
ggggggggggggggggggggg. amidoin it right?
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User avatar #485 - corpsgrinder (08/05/2011) [-]
If there will be a zombie apocalypse I will steal a chopper or anything the can fly, fly to new york, rob several shop for hermetic food, candy, water and soda, have a headquarter in a very nice apartment and steal some knives and baseball bats.

I have my plans ready, what about rest of FJ?
User avatar #497 to #485 - RawkingJames (08/05/2011) [-]
Why do you think you will be instantly be able to fly?
User avatar #509 to #497 - corpsgrinder (08/05/2011) [-]
I have a friend that can fly. If he is dead, I will drive to England, and now I dont know what to do after that...
User avatar #512 to #509 - RawkingJames (08/05/2011) [-]
How will you DRIVE across the sea?
User avatar #532 to #512 - corpsgrinder (08/05/2011) [-]
There is a tunel from England to to France or Deutschland
User avatar #496 to #485 - andrewpatten (08/05/2011) [-]
That's retarded. do you know how many people there are in New York?
User avatar #504 to #496 - corpsgrinder (08/05/2011) [-]
Yes, there is many in New York, but How many people will panic and move out? And how many are going to die?
#465 - djgamer (08/05/2011) [-]
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#480 to #465 - combuf (08/05/2011) [-]
MAGIC
MAGIC
#468 to #466 - djgamer (08/05/2011) [-]
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User avatar #447 - nITE (08/05/2011) [-]
.....Nope.avi [>]
#432 - chezpuf (08/05/2011) [-]
i clicked it and all it did was make the picture bigger......
#438 to #432 - Common Pepe (08/05/2011) [-]
you so silly
User avatar #419 - bmanbills (08/05/2011) [-]
**bmanbills rolls 28** ******* **** STICK
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