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#531 - neoyahtzee
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#530 - modmaster
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Who tried pushing the letter "G" in their keyboard??? or am i a total ********?
#529 - brutallegend
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#539 to #529 - penguinfeather
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#534 to #529 - dabombshell
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**dabombshell rolls 20** Copy and paste what I roll into paint, then save it and just edit it whenever you want yellow text
#583 to #534 - massi
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**massi rolls 44** like a pro
#543 to #534 - anon
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**anonF
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#528 - assholespider
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If there was a zombie apocalypse I wouldn't go somewhere like New York I would go somewhere with a low population. Me personally I would go to Alaska. I would go to Alaska because,
1. I already have property of there.
2. Extremely low population.
3. Very remote.
4. Lots of game to hunt.
5. There would most likely be other survivors because everyone owns guns up there.
6. Alaska is just badass.
#550 to #528 - massi
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Who would you gonna **** when you're alone?? bears, Bear grylls and wse.
#581 to #550 - assholespider
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I would just take someone?
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#582 to #579 - massi
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tough guy, i guess your mom
#625 to #582 - assholespider
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Nah, not my mom. I would probably just tame a moose and repopulate the world with moose-men. Oh and I would also train the moose to **** on my chest.
#655 to #625 - massi
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sound nice, you stick to alaska I'll be in Denmark during the zombie attack. then we can see who survives
#666 to #655 - assholespider
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Denmark? Why?
#680 to #666 - massi
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because we are Vikings
#687 to #680 - assholespider
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*shakes head*
#693 to #687 - massi
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(08/05/2011) [-]
laughing at Americans and clapping my hands
#726 to #693 - assholespider
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*facepalm*
#525 - WhatIsGwaning
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#519 - dabombshell
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#511 - harsis
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#506 - flooz
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this is the best face ever
#510 to #506 - corpsgrinder
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#548 to #503 - anon
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wrong #2 is double tap rule #4 is seatbelts Rule #17 be a hero Rule #32 enjoy the little thingsmort
#542 to #503 - irishgamer
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******* love this movie.
#526 to #503 - tripyhobo
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Complete list of rules. 1.Cardio
The Double Tap
Beware of Bathrooms
Wear Seat Belts
No Attachments
The “Skillet”
Travel Light
Get a Kick Ass Partner
With your Bare Hands
Don’t Swing Low
Use Your Foot
Bounty Paper Towels
Shake it Off
Always carry a change of underwear
Bowling Ball
Opportunity Knocks
Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
Limber Up
Break it Up
It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
Avoid Strip Clubs
When in doubt Know your way out
Zipplock
Use your thumbs
Shoot First
#527 to #526 - tripyhobo
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A little sun screen never hurt anybody
Incoming!
Double-Knot your Shoes
The Buddy System
Pack your stain stick
Check the back seat
Enjoy the little things
Swiss army Knife
#517 to #503 - launchpadmcquack
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rule #34
#513 to #503 - kismonos
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Rule #5 (Don't) be a Hero
#498 - gorturtle
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ggggggggggggggggggggg. amidoin it right?
ggggggggggggggggggggg. amidoin it right?
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#485 - corpsgrinder
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If there will be a zombie apocalypse I will steal a chopper or anything the can fly, fly to new york, rob several shop for hermetic food, candy, water and soda, have a headquarter in a very nice apartment and steal some knives and baseball bats.

I have my plans ready, what about rest of FJ?
#497 to #485 - RawkingJames
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Why do you think you will be instantly be able to fly?
#509 to #497 - corpsgrinder
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I have a friend that can fly. If he is dead, I will drive to England, and now I dont know what to do after that...
#512 to #509 - RawkingJames
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How will you DRIVE across the sea?
#532 to #512 - corpsgrinder
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There is a tunel from England to to France or Deutschland
#496 to #485 - andrewpatten
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That's retarded. do you know how many people there are in New York?
#504 to #496 - corpsgrinder
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Yes, there is many in New York, but How many people will panic and move out? And how many are going to die?
#465 - djgamer
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#480 to #465 - combuf
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MAGIC
MAGIC
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#460 - xxbountyhunterxx
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#447 - nITE
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.....Nope.avi [>]
#432 - chezpuf
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i clicked it and all it did was make the picture bigger......
#438 to #432 - anon
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you so silly
#419 - bmanbills
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**bmanbills rolls 28** ******* **** STICK