Upload
Login or register
Anonymous comments allowed.
#607 - anon
Reply 0
(08/05/2011) [-]
mein führer
#636 to #607 - anon
Reply 0
(08/05/2011) [-]
mein führer?
#604 - xscorpionk
Reply +11
(08/05/2011) [-]
#714 to #604 - hamderp
Reply 0
(08/05/2011) [-]
#640 to #604 - submatrix
Reply +3
(08/05/2011) [-]
#606 to #604 - xscorpionk
Reply +6
(08/05/2011) [-]
#609 to #606 - xscorpionk
Reply +12
(08/05/2011) [-]
#623 to #609 - anon
Reply 0
(08/05/2011) [-]
#716 to #623 - lysol
Reply 0
(08/05/2011) [-]
#601 - furyeagle
Reply -1
(08/05/2011) [-]
**furyeagle rolls 854** shows up in random thread and gets trips
#818 to #601 - anon
Reply 0
(08/05/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 117** BITCH PLEASE
#698 to #601 - anon
Reply 0
(08/05/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 226** Like a boss.
#703 to #698 - furyeagle
Reply 0
(08/05/2011) [-]
**furyeagle rolls 133** Get redemption. LIKE A BOSS!
#603 to #601 - furyeagle
Reply +3
(08/05/2011) [-]
nope. no chance
#590 - drum
Reply +1
(08/05/2011) [-]
#589 - theawkwardbros
Reply +5
(08/05/2011) [-]
My keyboard doesn't have those ones. D;
#580 - lechaos
Reply +5
(08/05/2011) [-]
EVERYONE, Zombie Apocalypse, choose 4 things you would bring and why, no "infinite". Think out your choices or I will point out flaws, like having a tank, not good gas mileage, gas stations will be shut down and the vacuums will not work, and it's useless unless you have a **** ton of ammo.

My choices:

1. Shark Suit(chain mail)
A. Light weight
B. Zombies can't bite, scratch, or get through it

2. Riot Shield
A. Good defense
B. Light Weight
C. Can be used to block door-ways

3. Metal Bat
A. Used for smashing
B. Durable
C. Can pack a punch
D. Can smash windows for Abandoned convenient stores

4. Crossbow/Bow
A. Retrievable Ammo
B. Ammo simple to make in case retrieval is impossible
C. Silent killing for game hunting
D. Ammo can be found at Abandoned sports stores
#695 to #580 - jacksparojr
Reply +1
(08/05/2011) [-]
actually the best zombie melee killing weapon is a crowbar but aside from that everything else is perfect
#650 to #580 - lolsnapple
Reply +2
(08/05/2011) [-]
4 other people. Let's face it, you'd get totally ************* alone.

Also shark suits are around 40 pounds in addition and the lightest riot shields are still bulky and weigh over 20 pounds in addition to whatever else you may be carrying, so I hope for your sake you've been doing some serious PT for the past several years
#663 to #650 - lechaos
Reply 0
(08/05/2011) [-]
I actually have... haha :D but I still only weight 180
#669 to #663 - lolsnapple
Reply +1
(08/05/2011) [-]
Good **** son  
  
You have my blessing
Good **** son

You have my blessing
#649 to #580 - lechaos
Reply 0
(08/05/2011) [-]
#628 to #580 - dguitarhero
+1
has deleted their comment [-]
#632 to #628 - lechaos
Reply 0
(08/05/2011) [-]
If the infection reaches waters? ZOMBIE WHALES MOFO.
#643 to #632 - dguitarhero
Reply +1
(08/05/2011) [-]
meh actually i deleted it because u see my house already has: machete, bike, boat full of gasoline fishing supplies and cooler, food, water,soda,knives,hot sauce, and so i barely need anything else except an island. and if i need to go to a store along ways and such, i already have my machete, suit that i chose, so really..... **** i guess im ready for the apocalypse O_O
#732 to #643 - eugejohnson
Reply 0
(08/05/2011) [-]
hotsauce good for any thing even a zombie apocolypse
#648 to #643 - lechaos
Reply 0
(08/05/2011) [-]
Haha that's so true. YOU HAVE A BOAT INSIDE YOUR HOUSE?! Why.
#621 to #580 - mytrakytra
Reply +1
(08/05/2011) [-]
Crowbar insted of bat. Has much more practical uses then bat and packs almost as much damage is used as a club.
#629 to #621 - lechaos
Reply 0
(08/05/2011) [-]
Very true, thanks :)
#641 to #629 - mytrakytra
Reply +1
(08/05/2011) [-]
Also chainmail isnt the greatest. It is usefull against piercing attack, such as arrows or shark teeth, but is not good against blunt objects or for this case zombies tearing it off of you. Also trying to walk around in it would cause too much noise.
#657 to #641 - lechaos
Reply 0
(08/05/2011) [-]
Thennnnn a lance.
#619 to #580 - anon
Reply 0
(08/05/2011) [-]
1.a machette
2.a kelvlar
3.running shoes
4.a gas mask
#626 to #619 - lechaos
Reply 0
(08/05/2011) [-]
You do realize kevlar is only a vest and running shoes could be picked up at any Abandoned store.
#615 to #580 - anon
Reply 0
(08/05/2011) [-]
1. A Rocket With All the Crap I Need
A. So I can get the **** off the planet and laugh while I orbit for the next 15 years

2. Tonnes of fuel
A. So I can switch course in the event that zombies get into outerspace

3. Porn (Assuming that I can get a TV before before blastoff *Fingers Crossed*)

4. A Mounted Minigun
A. This way if I have fighting to do I can at least hold out for a while
B. Zombies might not have all rotted
C. This could be switched with a high pressure Firehose to clean out a space where I can live
#592 to #580 - shamrockshammy
Reply +2
(08/05/2011) [-]
a cheap whore cause when she gets prego the zombies can have her as bait
a sword
straight up plate mail
and a kite shield
#600 to #592 - lechaos
Reply -3
(08/05/2011) [-]
you want to run around... with plate mail and a kite shield? dumbbitch.jpg
#627 to #600 - epicwaffleman
Reply 0
(08/05/2011) [-]
Lol you play Wow, Nazi Zombies and L4D to much xD
#602 to #600 - shamrockshammy
Reply 0
(08/05/2011) [-]
didn't say I was gonna run.
#608 to #602 - lechaos
Reply 0
(08/05/2011) [-]
What bout your face/back? you just gonna spin around til you pass out?
#610 to #608 - shamrockshammy
Reply +2
(08/05/2011) [-]
plate mail covers the whole torso.
#613 to #610 - lechaos
Reply 0
(08/05/2011) [-]
Behind your head. your legs?
#620 to #613 - shamrockshammy
Reply +1
(08/05/2011) [-]
lol are you taking this that seriously?
#637 to #620 - lechaos
Reply 0
(08/05/2011) [-]
It's practical thinking, it's not tiring out my brain, and I'm bored.
#597 to #592 - shamrockshammy
Reply +3
(08/05/2011) [-]
#588 to #580 - fzzuck
Reply +1
(08/05/2011) [-]
you will get ****** trying to use the riot shield or the crossbow just sayin
#594 to #588 - lechaos
Reply -1
(08/05/2011) [-]
Not using it during a fight, crossbow is for hunting, the riot shield is mainly for defense, can also hold back zombies to help survivors.
#611 to #594 - fzzuck
Reply +1
(08/05/2011) [-]
the riot shield will only help you with 1 zombie but think about it most of the time you will be agaisnt a horde they will get you, zombie hunting wtf the whole world will be infected i doubt that could be done using that on combat against tons of fast zombies its suicide.
#617 to #611 - lechaos
Reply 0
(08/05/2011) [-]
Not if I BEEF THE **** UP. :)
#624 to #617 - fzzuck
Reply +1
(08/05/2011) [-]
xD
#576 - watasdga
Reply +9
(08/05/2011) [-]
#575 - trollinginthedeep
Reply 0
(08/05/2011) [-]
**trollinginthedeep rolls 091,758,245** if i roll trips in any of these then the zombies will never get me.
#574 - kingbluey
Reply +3
(08/05/2011) [-]
#569 - valdbaginasevrywer
Reply +9
(08/05/2011) [-]
The Hanger:
it can be used to hang things, bent into a primitive spear or piercing weapon, it can bind handles and knobs to fend off the hord, also with some rope it can be used to grapple or hold supplies in the air so the invadors can't get it. its also its own free abortion clinic. The hanger is the ulimate tool.
#567 - anon
Reply 0
(08/05/2011) [-]
I don't ever worry about zombies. Mostly because in all of recorded history, there has never been any evidence of them existing.
#556 - elginpocketwatch
Reply -3
(08/05/2011) [-]
good job snatching from zombieland
#552 - padfoot
Reply -3
(08/05/2011) [-]
**padfoot rolls 038,402,551**=44
#568 to #552 - padfoot
0
has deleted their comment [-]
#591 to #568 - Achilliez
Reply 0
(08/05/2011) [-]
It = 28 you ******* idiot
#551 - JellyManJohnny
Reply +3
(08/05/2011) [-]
trips decides my facebook status.. go!
#672 to #551 - willycaribou
Reply 0
(08/05/2011) [-]
**willycaribou rolls 348** I had a good day today.
#635 to #551 - anon
Reply 0
(08/05/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 722** I'm an unoriginal moron who asks others to come up with a Facebook status for me.
#605 to #551 - lareriato
Reply 0
(08/05/2011) [-]
**lareriato rolls 413**
okay, I'm tired of being in the closet, I'm gay!
#599 to #551 - Achilliez
Reply 0
(08/05/2011) [-]
**Achilliez rolls 820** I'm gonna go put the jews in toxic showers and kick a baby. Just to see what happens it will be hilarious. But I'm going to do that after I finnish gangbanging my mom.
#596 to #551 - valdbaginasevrywer
Reply 0
(08/05/2011) [-]
**valdbaginasevrywer rolls 506**
Dicks are like iphones, you think you've seen the best one, but then another comes thats even better and you have to have it.
#587 to #551 - zzEriczz
0
has deleted their comment [-]
#586 to #551 - anon
Reply 0
(08/05/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 672** I had a nice day at work today, banged James pretty hard in the ass.
#585 to #551 - ShadowEagle
0
has deleted their comment [-]
#584 to #551 - anon
Reply 0
(08/05/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 932** Today was a pretty good day. Hopefully tomorrow is just as good.
#578 to #551 - anon
Reply 0
(08/05/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 117** If I had a nickel for every dick i've sucked I would be rich.
#577 to #551 - tntdwade
Reply +2
(08/05/2011) [-]
**tntdwade rolls 669** I just sucked the biggest dick today. I didn't even know I could fit one that big in my ass!
#572 to #551 - DrownedFish
Reply 0
(08/05/2011) [-]
**DrownedFish rolls 814** Anyone know a good tattoo artist that can draw 80 year old nude men?
#571 to #551 - arrant
Reply +7
(08/05/2011) [-]
**arrant rolls 3**
**arrant rolls 3**
#566 to #551 - chrismb
Reply 0
(08/05/2011) [-]
**chrismb rolls 370** I ******* hate spics....that's right, I'm talking to you Jose! Meet me in the school parking lot tomorrow at 3 if you wanna do anything about it pussy
#565 to #551 - JellyManJohnny
0
has deleted their comment [-]
#561 to #551 - tulimarito
Reply 0
(08/05/2011) [-]
**tulimarito rolls 768**
#549 - anon
Reply 0
(08/05/2011) [-]
I do not have these buttons. Guess I'll just skip then
#545 - arrant
Reply -3
(08/05/2011) [-]
**arrant rolls 617** Anders was here.
#559 to #545 - officialdouche
Reply -1
(08/05/2011) [-]
**officialdouche rolls 572**
#558 to #545 - anon
Reply 0
(08/05/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 531**
#555 to #545 - massi
0
has deleted their comment [-]
#554 to #545 - JellyManJohnny
Reply 0
(08/05/2011) [-]
**JellyManJohnny rolls 291**
#557 to #554 - massi
Reply 0
(08/05/2011) [-]
**massi rolls 40** like a PRO
#560 to #557 - JellyManJohnny
Reply -1
(08/05/2011) [-]
**JellyManJohnny rolls 051** i think you meant to do it like this.
#563 to #560 - JellyManJohnny
Reply -1
(08/05/2011) [-]
jk! like this *roll 3*
#564 to #563 - JellyManJohnny
Reply -1
(08/05/2011) [-]
**JellyManJohnny rolls 689** ahem. i meant like this my good sir.
#540 - padfoot
Reply 0
(08/05/2011) [-]
**padfoot rolls 538**
#538 - murderousowl
Reply 0
(08/05/2011) [-]
I already have most of a plan for a zombie apocalypse. Most of those are on a list of rules I have together in my head. You can teabag, but double-tap first.
#546 to #538 - RockyTheEvilRock
Reply 0
(08/05/2011) [-]
me to !!! it also involves t baging
#537 - murderousowl
0
has deleted their comment [-]
#535 - anon
Reply 0
(08/05/2011) [-]
problem with spoons?
problem with spoons?