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#607 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/05/2011) [-]
mein führer
#636 to #607 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/05/2011) [-]
mein führer?
#623 to #609 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/05/2011) [-]
#601 - furyeagle (08/05/2011) [-]
**furyeagle rolls 854** shows up in random thread and gets trips
#818 to #601 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/05/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 117** BITCH PLEASE
#698 to #601 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/05/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 226** Like a boss.
User avatar #703 to #698 - furyeagle (08/05/2011) [-]
**furyeagle rolls 133** Get redemption. LIKE A BOSS!
User avatar #603 to #601 - furyeagle (08/05/2011) [-]
nope. no chance
#589 - theawkwardbros (08/05/2011) [-]
My keyboard doesn't have those ones. D;
#580 - lechaos (08/05/2011) [-]
EVERYONE, Zombie Apocalypse, choose 4 things you would bring and why, no "infinite". Think out your choices or I will point out flaws, like having a tank, not good gas mileage, gas stations will be shut down and the vacuums will not work, and it's useless unless you have a **** ton of ammo.

My choices:

1. Shark Suit(chain mail)
A. Light weight
B. Zombies can't bite, scratch, or get through it

2. Riot Shield
A. Good defense
B. Light Weight
C. Can be used to block door-ways

3. Metal Bat
A. Used for smashing
B. Durable
C. Can pack a punch
D. Can smash windows for Abandoned convenient stores

4. Crossbow/Bow
A. Retrievable Ammo
B. Ammo simple to make in case retrieval is impossible
C. Silent killing for game hunting
D. Ammo can be found at Abandoned sports stores
User avatar #695 to #580 - jacksparojr (08/05/2011) [-]
actually the best zombie melee killing weapon is a crowbar but aside from that everything else is perfect
#650 to #580 - lolsnapple (08/05/2011) [-]
4 other people. Let's face it, you'd get totally ************* alone.

Also shark suits are around 40 pounds in addition and the lightest riot shields are still bulky and weigh over 20 pounds in addition to whatever else you may be carrying, so I hope for your sake you've been doing some serious PT for the past several years
#663 to #650 - lechaos (08/05/2011) [-]
I actually have... haha :D but I still only weight 180
#669 to #663 - lolsnapple (08/05/2011) [-]
Good 						****					 son  
  
You have my blessing
Good **** son

You have my blessing
+1
#628 to #580 - dguitarhero has deleted their comment [-]
#632 to #628 - lechaos (08/05/2011) [-]
If the infection reaches waters? ZOMBIE WHALES MOFO.
User avatar #643 to #632 - dguitarhero (08/05/2011) [-]
meh actually i deleted it because u see my house already has: machete, bike, boat full of gasoline fishing supplies and cooler, food, water,soda,knives,hot sauce, and so i barely need anything else except an island. and if i need to go to a store along ways and such, i already have my machete, suit that i chose, so really..... **** i guess im ready for the apocalypse O_O
User avatar #732 to #643 - eugejohnson (08/05/2011) [-]
hotsauce good for any thing even a zombie apocolypse
#648 to #643 - lechaos (08/05/2011) [-]
Haha that's so true. YOU HAVE A BOAT INSIDE YOUR HOUSE?! Why.
#621 to #580 - mytrakytra (08/05/2011) [-]
Crowbar insted of bat. Has much more practical uses then bat and packs almost as much damage is used as a club.
#629 to #621 - lechaos (08/05/2011) [-]
Very true, thanks :)
#641 to #629 - mytrakytra (08/05/2011) [-]
Also chainmail isnt the greatest. It is usefull against piercing attack, such as arrows or shark teeth, but is not good against blunt objects or for this case zombies tearing it off of you. Also trying to walk around in it would cause too much noise.
#657 to #641 - lechaos (08/05/2011) [-]
Thennnnn a lance.
#619 to #580 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/05/2011) [-]
1.a machette
2.a kelvlar
3.running shoes
4.a gas mask
#626 to #619 - lechaos (08/05/2011) [-]
You do realize kevlar is only a vest and running shoes could be picked up at any Abandoned store.
#615 to #580 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/05/2011) [-]
1. A Rocket With All the Crap I Need
A. So I can get the **** off the planet and laugh while I orbit for the next 15 years

2. Tonnes of fuel
A. So I can switch course in the event that zombies get into outerspace

3. Porn (Assuming that I can get a TV before before blastoff *Fingers Crossed*)

4. A Mounted Minigun
A. This way if I have fighting to do I can at least hold out for a while
B. Zombies might not have all rotted
C. This could be switched with a high pressure Firehose to clean out a space where I can live
User avatar #592 to #580 - shamrockshammy (08/05/2011) [-]
a cheap whore cause when she gets prego the zombies can have her as bait
a sword
straight up plate mail
and a kite shield
#600 to #592 - lechaos (08/05/2011) [-]
you want to run around... with plate mail and a kite shield? dumbbitch.jpg
User avatar #627 to #600 - epicwaffleman (08/05/2011) [-]
Lol you play Wow, Nazi Zombies and L4D to much xD
User avatar #602 to #600 - shamrockshammy (08/05/2011) [-]
didn't say I was gonna run.
#608 to #602 - lechaos (08/05/2011) [-]
What bout your face/back? you just gonna spin around til you pass out?
User avatar #610 to #608 - shamrockshammy (08/05/2011) [-]
plate mail covers the whole torso.
#613 to #610 - lechaos (08/05/2011) [-]
Behind your head. your legs?
User avatar #620 to #613 - shamrockshammy (08/05/2011) [-]
lol are you taking this that seriously?
#637 to #620 - lechaos (08/05/2011) [-]
It's practical thinking, it's not tiring out my brain, and I'm bored.
User avatar #588 to #580 - fzzuck (08/05/2011) [-]
you will get ****** trying to use the riot shield or the crossbow just sayin
#594 to #588 - lechaos (08/05/2011) [-]
Not using it during a fight, crossbow is for hunting, the riot shield is mainly for defense, can also hold back zombies to help survivors.
User avatar #611 to #594 - fzzuck (08/05/2011) [-]
the riot shield will only help you with 1 zombie but think about it most of the time you will be agaisnt a horde they will get you, zombie hunting wtf the whole world will be infected i doubt that could be done using that on combat against tons of fast zombies its suicide.
#617 to #611 - lechaos (08/05/2011) [-]
Not if I BEEF THE **** UP. :)
User avatar #624 to #617 - fzzuck (08/05/2011) [-]
xD
User avatar #575 - trollinginthedeep (08/05/2011) [-]
**trollinginthedeep rolls 091,758,245** if i roll trips in any of these then the zombies will never get me.
#569 - valdbaginasevrywer (08/05/2011) [-]
The Hanger:
it can be used to hang things, bent into a primitive spear or piercing weapon, it can bind handles and knobs to fend off the hord, also with some rope it can be used to grapple or hold supplies in the air so the invadors can't get it. its also its own free abortion clinic. The hanger is the ulimate tool.
#567 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/05/2011) [-]
I don't ever worry about zombies. Mostly because in all of recorded history, there has never been any evidence of them existing.
User avatar #556 - elginpocketwatch (08/05/2011) [-]
good job snatching from zombieland
User avatar #552 - padfoot (08/05/2011) [-]
**padfoot rolls 038,402,551**=44
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User avatar #591 to #568 - Achilliez (08/05/2011) [-]
It = 28 you ******* idiot
#551 - JellyManJohnny (08/05/2011) [-]
trips decides my facebook status.. go!
User avatar #672 to #551 - willycaribou (08/05/2011) [-]
**willycaribou rolls 348** I had a good day today.
#635 to #551 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/05/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 722** I'm an unoriginal moron who asks others to come up with a Facebook status for me.
#605 to #551 - lareriato (08/05/2011) [-]
**lareriato rolls 413**
okay, I'm tired of being in the closet, I'm gay!
User avatar #599 to #551 - Achilliez (08/05/2011) [-]
**Achilliez rolls 820** I'm gonna go put the jews in toxic showers and kick a baby. Just to see what happens it will be hilarious. But I'm going to do that after I finnish gangbanging my mom.
User avatar #596 to #551 - valdbaginasevrywer (08/05/2011) [-]
**valdbaginasevrywer rolls 506**
Dicks are like iphones, you think you've seen the best one, but then another comes thats even better and you have to have it.
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#586 to #551 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/05/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 672** I had a nice day at work today, banged James pretty hard in the ass.
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#585 to #551 - ShadowEagle has deleted their comment [-]
#584 to #551 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/05/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 932** Today was a pretty good day. Hopefully tomorrow is just as good.
#578 to #551 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/05/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 117** If I had a nickel for every dick i've sucked I would be rich.
#577 to #551 - tntdwade (08/05/2011) [-]
**tntdwade rolls 669** I just sucked the biggest dick today. I didn't even know I could fit one that big in my ass!
User avatar #572 to #551 - DrownedFish (08/05/2011) [-]
**DrownedFish rolls 814** Anyone know a good tattoo artist that can draw 80 year old nude men?
#571 to #551 - arrant (08/05/2011) [-]
**arrant rolls 3**
**arrant rolls 3**
#566 to #551 - chrismb (08/05/2011) [-]
**chrismb rolls 370** I ******* hate spics....that's right, I'm talking to you Jose! Meet me in the school parking lot tomorrow at 3 if you wanna do anything about it pussy
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User avatar #561 to #551 - tulimarito (08/05/2011) [-]
**tulimarito rolls 768**
#549 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/05/2011) [-]
I do not have these buttons. Guess I'll just skip then
#545 - arrant (08/05/2011) [-]
**arrant rolls 617** Anders was here.
User avatar #559 to #545 - officialdouche (08/05/2011) [-]
**officialdouche rolls 572**
#558 to #545 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/05/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 531**
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#554 to #545 - JellyManJohnny (08/05/2011) [-]
**JellyManJohnny rolls 291**
User avatar #557 to #554 - massi (08/05/2011) [-]
**massi rolls 40** like a PRO
#560 to #557 - JellyManJohnny (08/05/2011) [-]
**JellyManJohnny rolls 051** i think you meant to do it like this.
#563 to #560 - JellyManJohnny (08/05/2011) [-]
jk! like this *roll 3*
#564 to #563 - JellyManJohnny (08/05/2011) [-]
**JellyManJohnny rolls 689** ahem. i meant like this my good sir.
User avatar #540 - padfoot (08/05/2011) [-]
**padfoot rolls 538**
#538 - murderousowl (08/05/2011) [-]
I already have most of a plan for a zombie apocalypse. Most of those are on a list of rules I have together in my head. You can teabag, but double-tap first.
User avatar #546 to #538 - RockyTheEvilRock (08/05/2011) [-]
me to !!! it also involves t baging
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#535 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/05/2011) [-]
problem with spoons?
problem with spoons?
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