I breathed out anyway

And then I woke up several hours later.

Yeah, I had a fear of the dark when I was younger, so whenever I got scared I went through into my parents room (I was about 5/6) and slept in their bed.
Problem OP?

must...not...pass...out...................

How I become happy:
1. Take a deep breath
2. Think happy thoughts
3. Masterbate

<--- My Face Up Until I Read The Last Line

ive slept on the same bed as my mom when i was a kid

The whole of funnyjunk has slept with my mum



And they all just fucking watched

I am typing this comment as I hold my breath for the rest of my life, which will probably be for only another minute or so, and all this thinking is making my brain use up mor oxygrn whivh is shoetening my lifr spen

Easy. I beat your test.

1) Crouch down

2) Breath in and out hard for 30 secs (all the way out all the way in)

3) Stand up quickly, with a deep breath, blow into your thumb without letting any air escape.

666th comment is mine mwahahahaha

I've slept with my mom many times, her bed was the ultimate defense against monsters.