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#237 - xishnik (07/11/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Directed by M night shyamalan
#220 - pwnasaur (07/11/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Mosquitoes find you through the carbondioxide which you exhale. Mosquito sprays do not repel mosquitoes, but flods the air around you with smelly 						****					 and blinds them. If you want to run around outside with out being devoured by the little parasites just stop breathing. Also, only female mosquitoes bite and they don't live in any form of higher archy. They live and breed in pools of water and are atracted to rotting carcasses and plant nectar. If you smell like a pretty flower, they will eat you. remember to properly clean your pool and keep it full of clorine to keep pest from fornicating around in the water.
Mosquitoes find you through the carbondioxide which you exhale. Mosquito sprays do not repel mosquitoes, but flods the air around you with smelly **** and blinds them. If you want to run around outside with out being devoured by the little parasites just stop breathing. Also, only female mosquitoes bite and they don't live in any form of higher archy. They live and breed in pools of water and are atracted to rotting carcasses and plant nectar. If you smell like a pretty flower, they will eat you. remember to properly clean your pool and keep it full of clorine to keep pest from fornicating around in the water.
User avatar #215 - vassia (07/11/2011) [-]
They should make a COD out of this.
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User avatar #253 - joebradley (07/11/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Obama thing was too far.
#246 - iamofwgkta (07/11/2011) [-]
Or a flamethrower.
#224 - alexzerian (07/11/2011) [-]
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#211 - aluminiumfoiled (07/11/2011) [-]
We believed he had been compromised.
#205 - maijuriina (07/11/2011) [+] (2 replies)
#216 to #210 - maijuriina (07/11/2011) [-]
alpha mosquito being the disappoint, yes.
alpha mosquito being the disappoint, yes.
User avatar #162 - pasiusquotum (07/11/2011) [+] (2 replies)
**pasiusquotum rolls 246**

Gee it sure is trips in here.
#159 - garamri (07/11/2011) [-]
How to: get the attention of the Secret Service...
#106 - gewehr (07/11/2011) [+] (4 replies)
was gonna thumb till I saw you pointing a gun at Obama.... Don't really like him but talking about assassinating a president is not funny in any way.
#123 to #106 - milkmyoneudder (07/11/2011) [-]
It was not my intention to offend, I do not HATE Obama, and I can see how this could be represented as such. This was just a joke, I was appealing to many funnyjunkers who find this funny. It is not serious in any way, I just wanted to find a way to end this post, and I think it would have felt lacking somehow if I just ended on Step 8. I'm sorry If I offended you dude.
User avatar #85 - daletvak (07/11/2011) [-]
actually only female mosquitoes suck blood
#149 - juckinfunk (07/11/2011) [+] (1 reply)
A I the only one who would want to see this become a movie? Haha. But what would the movie be called?
User avatar #147 - winsauceiswin (07/11/2011) [-]
i hope the federal agents aren't funny junkers because you might get in trouble for the last pic lol
#50 - blkraven (07/11/2011) [-]
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