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#358 - bobpot **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#354 - CIS White Male (05/31/2011) [-]
#352 - ohhaiibiitches (05/31/2011) [-]
The Bible is ******** .
User avatar #367 to #352 - tooshieviolator (05/31/2011) [-]
True. "...They must also fine him 100 pieces of silver, which he must pay to the woman's father because he publicly accused a virgin of Israel of shameful conduct (sex). The woman will then remain the man's wife, and he may never divorce her." - Deuteronomy 22:19
User avatar #402 to #367 - rolandrollin (05/31/2011) [-]
Your picking out a small set of words. The basic idea behind that law was to protect women from being married just so the man could have sex with her and then divorce her. Read Deuteronomy 22: 13-19, not just one piece of a passage.
User avatar #460 to #402 - tooshieviolator (05/31/2011) [-]
"If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, he shall pay her father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives." Deuteronomy 22:28-29
User avatar #477 to #460 - rolandrollin (05/31/2011) [-]
In ancient times, especially in the middle east, getting married and having children was all that mattered, however, if a woman had been raped, and especially if she had an illigitimate child by that rape, no one would want to marry her. That law was intended to fix that problem. Take into the account the whole picture. Women back then didn't want equal rights and to go to college and have a career. Morals and society were different then. It was shameful not to have a family. This ensured that a women who otherwise wouldn't have a family, would. I'm not saying it's fair. Just don't get snippets from some website. Think. Read. Research. Have a nice day.
User avatar #483 to #477 - tooshieviolator (05/31/2011) [-]
Makes sense. Thanks and you have a nice day too.
#391 to #367 - CIS White Male (05/31/2011) [-]
that wasn't because of religion, it was just a tradition...
User avatar #430 to #391 - tooshieviolator (05/31/2011) [-]
Is that not a passage from the Bible which is claimed to be the word of god?
#379 to #367 - megawurmple (05/31/2011) [-]
I could take advantage of this.......
User avatar #386 to #379 - tooshieviolator (05/31/2011) [-]
Lol, In the Bronze age only because people actually lived by this crap. Fundamentalist don't do this **** because its against the law and would be frowned upon society.
#389 to #386 - megawurmple (05/31/2011) [-]
You could get almost any girl you want for 100 pieces of silver? That sounds really epic lol.
User avatar #398 to #389 - tooshieviolator (05/31/2011) [-]
Lol yea
#406 to #398 - megawurmple (05/31/2011) [-]
What if you tried that on a little kid?
#420 to #406 - CIS White Male (05/31/2011) [-]
you would most likely be brutally executed, in front of your townspeople...
User avatar #414 to #406 - tooshieviolator (05/31/2011) [-]
Girls at the age of 3 were forced into sex and it was ok to them. LOL
#422 to #414 - megawurmple (05/31/2011) [-]
Well then...
#451 to #437 - megawurmple (05/31/2011) [-]
Can't find my prettypurplelines.jpg
User avatar #375 to #367 - tooshieviolator (05/31/2011) [-]
How barbaric is that? **** The Bible
User avatar #366 to #352 - Sammmy (05/31/2011) [-]
Oh jeez. Ummmm... I don't believe in the bible word for word, but the universe couldn't create itself. Matter cannot be created or destroyed. However, the matter that exists had to have come from something, or someone. Just saying.
#533 to #366 - maxalaxa (06/01/2011) [-]
religious and a scientist?
User avatar #415 to #366 - DrJanItor (05/31/2011) [-]
:S you're confusing matter with energy. If matter collides with antimater it is destroyed
User avatar #538 to #415 - Sammmy (06/01/2011) [-]
Kinetic theory applies to matter, energy, and mass. Not just energy. Also; antimatter isn't a topic we are omniscient about yet. It having the power to destroy matter is just a theory.
User avatar #539 to #538 - DrJanItor (06/01/2011) [-]
we're not omniscient about anything
User avatar #540 to #539 - Sammmy (06/01/2011) [-]
I didn't mean to use omniscient, I just couldn't think of a word that meant "semi all-knowing" lol. And semi-omniscient sounds kinda dumb.
User avatar #373 to #366 - tooshieviolator (05/31/2011) [-]
Not really, read a little about quantum mechanics theory. The Bible IS ******** anyway.
User avatar #372 to #366 - vindictus (05/31/2011) [-]
Sir, I detect major amounts of BS in your comment. For one, no scientist says that matter came from nowhere. Matter does in fact, come from a vacuum out of "nowhere". It comes from a special energy. E=mc2 says that energy can be converted into matter. Also, it's possible that there are infinite universes, so one could have possibly gave birth to ours.
User avatar #530 to #372 - Cambro (06/01/2011) [-]
infinite universes is as possible as God, you know why? BECAUSE YOU CAN'T PROVE OR DISPROVE EITHER! Infinite universe theory is ******** , don't bring that up if you want to look intelligent on the internet. And E=MC^2 says that when E= 0 (unmoving) that matter also equals 0 as a mathmatical principle. Therefore, the stagnant unmoving matter needed a mover (newtonian theory, every movement needs a mover). So you're in the same hole, SOMETHING had to make it all go into motion, and infinite universe theory isn't a good explanation. Infinite Universe theory is pretty much saying "well, I don't want to believe in God so im going to make up something that is unfounded and say it makes more sense than God." Neither have proof, so1 can't be better
User avatar #376 to #372 - Sammmy (05/31/2011) [-]
If there truly are infinite universes then all things imaginable would have to exist. Meaning that somewhere a form of God would have to exist.
User avatar #426 to #376 - DrJanItor (05/31/2011) [-]
not everything imaginable. It would be everything that could POSSIBLY exist within the laws of physics. Something like a god contadicts those laws and therefore can't exist in any universe governed by them.
#411 to #376 - CIS White Male (05/31/2011) [-]
if there are infinite universes, they would most likely be created every moment, by every decision made, so everything might be completely different, but if no1 initiated the god (making him a puppet of this person), then the god wouldn't exist anywhere, if you want example how those universes are born, heres an example, you have a gun, and in front of you are a criminal, and a policeman, which one would you shoot, and for every possible choice of action a new universe would be created, countinuing from the action which was chosen, so you could assume, there is infinite universes being created every moment.
so you can't assume, that because there is infinite universes, in some other everything is magically different.
User avatar #419 to #411 - Sammmy (05/31/2011) [-]
Actually, in other universes, things could easily be radically different. You don't know because YOU'VE NEVER BEEN TO ANOTHER UNIVERSE.
User avatar #380 to #376 - tooshieviolator (05/31/2011) [-]
But not the Christian or Islamic God ofcourse.
#385 to #380 - mrgilly (05/31/2011) [-]
They are the same God...
User avatar #531 to #385 - Cambro (06/01/2011) [-]
NO they most definitely are NOT. Muslims believe the Christian God was actually Allah, and then they went arry and screwed it all up. Thats why Muslims want to kill Christians, they shamed Allah by calling him a different name (God.) They also believe there is only Allah, not Father, Son, and Spirit all in one. If you say the Muslim god is the same as the Christians in a Muslim country you will be stoned
User avatar #546 to #531 - mrgilly (06/01/2011) [-]
If I were to say Allah was the same as a Christian god in an extremely Shi'a part of a nation, I would probably get stoned. But if I went to some random Sunni muslim and said the same, I guarantee at least one would say they'd agree.

Down to the basics, they are the same being. One universal and unifying entity that people believe in.
User avatar #547 to #546 - Cambro (06/01/2011) [-]
tearing it down to such basics gets you no where. Then you could say that every god is the same God. You can't say this, it would be contradictory. The Koran says Allah rejects all other gods, especially those that are polytheist. Muslims and the Koran say the leading example is the Christian God which believes in the Trinity. Any Muslim purist will tell you the gods are not the same, and if they don't they are denying parts of their own sacred text
User avatar #542 to #531 - DrJanItor (06/01/2011) [-]
Judaism Islam and Christianity all have the same origins - It's the same god in his basic characteristics. The Holy trinity was only introduced during the fourth century. It's not in the old testament at all (I'm not even sure It's in the new). Just compare those three religions with religions from the rest of the world like shinto, Hinduism and any of the classical pantheons. Christianity, Islam and Judaism are much more closely linked than any of the others...
User avatar #544 to #542 - Cambro (06/01/2011) [-]
and yes, of course Judaism and Christianity is linked: Christians believe in the same God Jews do! Jesus is the only difference
User avatar #543 to #542 - Cambro (06/01/2011) [-]
the trinity is a center piece of the Gospel of John. "And the Word was with God and the Word was God, sent to earth for man" thats talking about Jesus who is with and is God. That fourth century stuff is crap. Islam uses the first five books of the Old Testament, but leave out everything else. The "everything else" is the forgiving, loving nature of God that Muslims exclude. They are not the same God and only those ignorant of both religions would say such a thing
User avatar #545 to #543 - DrJanItor (06/01/2011) [-]
nope. The father, the son and the holy spirit, were only introduced in the fourth century. The fact that Jesus is an avatar of god does not mean the same thing as the holy trinity
User avatar #390 to #385 - tooshieviolator (05/31/2011) [-]
Not at all! Take a look at the old testament and the quran for instance. They all have different fundamentals.
User avatar #378 to #376 - vindictus (05/31/2011) [-]
Uh? You just admitted that God doesn't exist. The god people believe in is the being that created everything. If there are infinite universes, then there is no God simply because there was nothing that initiated everything. Your logic makes no sense.
User avatar #532 to #378 - Cambro (06/01/2011) [-]
The Infinite Universe theory doesn't make sense because it fails its own name, INFINITE. We know this universe is dying, and anything that has an ending point is mathmatically NOT infinite. And any universe exploding into a new universe (i have heard that before, too) is also not infinite because one universe died, therefore that one universe had to have a beginning. That, my friend, fails the defintion of infinity
User avatar #392 to #378 - Sammmy (05/31/2011) [-]
Actually. I kinda feel the same way about your logic. "Infinite universes. So everything is possible, except for God existing." Maybe it's cause you thought I was a Christian and believed the bible word for word? No I don't believe in the Christian God. I'm agnostic, thinking about becoming a Buddhist. All I'm saying is; you can't prove the bible is true or untrue because you weren't there. And criticizing other peoples' religions from behind a computer screen is kind of cowardly.
User avatar #407 to #392 - tooshieviolator (05/31/2011) [-]
Well, this is funnyjunk right? Religion is worth ridiculing more than anything else.
User avatar #433 to #407 - Sammmy (05/31/2011) [-]
This is funnyjunk. We should focus on the funny and not piss eachother off with mindless arguing. Nobody ever wins in an argument because nobody's opinion is ever changed in the end.
User avatar #400 to #392 - vindictus (05/31/2011) [-]
Well I'm a Buddhist, so I applaud you for your consideration. But anyway, all I'm saying is that we don't need God to explain anything anymore. We have explanations, you simply have to look for them. The "God" you speak of in the infinite universes, would simply be really smart aliens. If an alien species can create suns and universes, then naturally you'd call them "god". The Bible in fact has the creation of the universe completely wrong. The Bible says the sun came after the Earth, the stars don't create light, plants can live without the sun, etc. The BIBLE is wrong, but you're right, you can't "prove" that God doesn't exist. That also means you can't prove he does either. Just my two cents.
User avatar #412 to #400 - Sammmy (05/31/2011) [-]
Aliens could be God. I don't mind that. Have you seen that special on the History channel that links the bible with Extra Terrestrial life? It makes a hell of a lot of sense. I'll see if I can find it for you. Its really interesting.
User avatar #431 to #412 - vindictus (05/31/2011) [-]
Eh a good bit of the Bible's creation story is based off of ancient Sumerian beliefs (who had beliefs of aliens) so naturally there's some link there. I'd like to see the video if you can find it. :)
User avatar #442 to #431 - Sammmy (05/31/2011) [-]
I'll see if I can. If not I'm sure there's a DVD set you could buy (or pirate).
User avatar #456 to #442 - vindictus (05/31/2011) [-]
Lol if you can't, I can probably look it up on YouTube. Well I gotta go actually eat something, nice chat with you! Good luck on becoming a Buddhist. :)
User avatar #388 to #378 - tooshieviolator (05/31/2011) [-]
Thank you.
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User avatar #355 to #352 - zedsdead (05/31/2011) [-]
you see those thumbs down.. thats ******** <3
User avatar #361 to #355 - ohhaiibiitches (05/31/2011) [-]
Only thumbs down I be seein is on your comment.
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User avatar #363 to #345 - bobdonkey (05/31/2011) [-]
But... but you're right there Funny. I can see you right next to your statement.
#343 - tronck (05/31/2011) [-]
So... Who's joining me in hell?
User avatar #342 - thatass (05/31/2011) [-]
INTERNET FIGHT ABOUT RELIGION!!1
#339 - kyoji (05/31/2011) [-]
technically speaking, GOD is the only one allowed to kill anything for he is the creator of life and taketh he can and will do as he see fits....because he can.....he's GOD.


image somehow related.
User avatar #336 - Cambro (05/31/2011) [-]
well..if we're going off the Bible as fact (which is an assumption you must make to show all the kills) then death was not even part of humanity until Satan tempted Adam and Eve to sin. So actually, every death ever has to be connected to Satan. Besides, Mao Zedong and Stalin (atheists) killed near that amount themselves, so I don't know if it says much about religion anyways. it just says that people are messed up and we enjoy killing each other off
#348 to #336 - CIS White Male (05/31/2011) [-]
Atheism isn't a dogma so its perfectly fine fore people who happen to be atheist to kill people, atheism makes no moral statements what so ever. Also, god created Satan knowing what he was going to do. Those deaths go to god.
#443 to #348 - rolandrollin (05/31/2011) [-]
'It's perfectly fine for people who happen to be atheist to kill people'?!
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#330 - bakedkake (05/31/2011) [-]
Oh God.
#324 - Sothoth (05/31/2011) [-]
&lt;--- God
<--- God
#322 - CIS White Male (05/31/2011) [-]
GOD PWNS ALL!!!!!
#327 to #320 - CIS White Male (05/31/2011) [-]
what is that a picture of? Someone painted it on the ceiling tile at my school and I've never figured out what it is.
#334 to #327 - CIS White Male (05/31/2011) [-]
The flying spaghetti monster.
#329 to #327 - kakkoi (05/31/2011) [-]
Why it's a Flying Spaghetti Monster of course!
User avatar #344 to #329 - MindFuckingBricks (05/31/2011) [-]
And what does it do? I have never heard of the spaghetti monsters bible. Does he have one? cuz i would read it if it existed.
#351 to #344 - kakkoi (05/31/2011) [-]
I haven't seen one yet. But we could write it. We could tell the World about how one day we will all join the great Spaghetto in the sky.
#328 to #327 - CIS White Male (05/31/2011) [-]
nevermind, a simple google search was enough :P
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#311 to #309 - Danzig (05/31/2011) [-]
too bad
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User avatar #306 - pixelol (05/31/2011) [-]
and that's why we love him :P
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