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User avatar #668 - starfoxbro (05/27/2011) [-]
Ok, I'm sorry. No one even knows how much cyanide it takes to kill a person, because the smallest amount someone has ever taken killed them instantly. How do you know it was enough to kill 5 men?
#707 to #668 - iaretehvaultboy (05/27/2011) [-]
It may just be a comparison to show how tough rasputin is. To be honest enough cyanide to kill 5 men sounds more badass than 5ml of cyanide. Of course I don't know the amount of cyanide required to kill 5 men.
#683 to #668 - rwiddow (05/27/2011) [-]
cause if amount a can kill 1 person, then 5 times that amount = can kill 5 people -.- fucking kids
#676 to #668 - smallsellers ONLINE (05/27/2011) [-]
it wasnt the fact it dident affect him as it says above it was the dose was so large the stomach detected it had been taken and so immediately he chunderd thus saving his life
#675 to #668 - udei (05/27/2011) [-]
it was discovered later that the doctor who supposedly put cyanide in his food lied, so there was no poison
#667 - steezmachine (05/27/2011) [-]
i am satan
User avatar #670 to #667 - steezmachine (05/27/2011) [-]
god fucking damn it... who stole comment 666???
#665 - Bacula (05/27/2011) [-]
**Bacula rolls 7,054,992**
#664 - doctorpie (05/27/2011) [-]
Rasputin is nothing more than a scumbag who extorted the royal family and helped slow down the progress of revolution for several years. Badass? More like nuisance.
User avatar #684 to #664 - funnybook (05/27/2011) [-]
The Bolshevik Revolution wasn't necessarily a good thing at all.
User avatar #663 - thebigbadbear **User deleted account** (05/27/2011) [-]
not only was ratsputin a ladies man, but he had the largest dick in russia. (13 inches)
User avatar #696 to #663 - jamesisawesome (05/27/2011) [-]
Why would you know that?
User avatar #697 to #696 - thebigbadbear **User deleted account** (05/27/2011) [-]
wikipedia... and i did a project on ratsputin
#662 - retoasterr (05/27/2011) [-]
how do i wrote?
#712 to #662 - iclbchads (05/27/2011) [-]
in soviet russia, paragraph write YOU!
#661 - aliceincrazyland (05/27/2011) [-]
Oh god...
#660 - N. Korean citizen (05/27/2011) [-]
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User avatar #658 - nadreauXoneXthree (05/27/2011) [-]
i read to hell and back by audie murphy. it was a tank DESTROYER not tank that he got in, he left the thing before more allied troops came and only killed a good 10 snipers. although the tank destroyer was leaking fuel and shloud have blown up, but he had the balls to get in anyway!
#657 - jrook (05/27/2011) [-]
Haha it was great the first 300 times I've seen this on front page
#656 - GLaDOS (05/27/2011) [-]
Mind fuck, when u see the simularity
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#666 to #656 - itrollzyou (05/27/2011) [-]
Holy crap. ...Reznov looks..just...like...him.
User avatar #655 - thefran (05/27/2011) [-]
> steal a list from cracked
> make a shitty essay out of it
> ??
> front page
User avatar #647 - Curve (05/27/2011) [-]
**Curve rolls 7** = x
((x+5)*3-9)/3-x=2
User avatar #678 to #647 - patsfanaverb (05/27/2011) [-]
**patsfanaverb rolls 3** = x
(x+4-2+5-4-2+5)x9=99
#652 to #642 - baseballplayr **User deleted account** (05/27/2011) [-]
there better be some more damn it
User avatar #640 - senatorjesus (05/27/2011) [-]
Hooray for stealing from Cracked.
User avatar #638 - mazic (05/27/2011) [-]
The first one is the guy from minecraft.
#671 to #638 - cyst **User deleted account** (05/27/2011) [-]
ahahahahaha awesome comment lol this literally made me fall from my chair while laughing
User avatar #632 - slumberdonkey (05/27/2011) [-]
rasputin was also dug up later and there was proof he was still alive after that because he had water in his lungs and had started to claw his way out xD
User avatar #629 - Kruegr (05/27/2011) [-]
the white death is my hero just saiyan
#623 - Megamaxmax (05/27/2011) [-]
Why is Theodor Roosevelt not in this? He got shot during a speech and refused to leave until he finished it
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