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Comments(609):
#463
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N. Korean citizen (03/30/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 9** 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and the last one is bullshit.
A businessman was having an affair with his young secretary. Every Friday the two would leave work a few hours early and have sex at the secretary's house. When the executive returned home, he would tell his wife he had gone to a bar with his friends.
One night, the executive fell asleep at his secretary's house. When he woke up, he got dressed and told his secretary to rub his shoes in the grass. Eager , the confused secretary took his shoes outside, rubbed them in the grass, and handed them off.
By the time he arrived home the wife was waiting for him. She asked him where he had been.
"I am not going to lie to you," he said, "I am having an affair."
His wife slowly looked him up and down, paused and said, "BS, you've been playing golf!"
One night, the executive fell asleep at his secretary's house. When he woke up, he got dressed and told his secretary to rub his shoes in the grass. Eager , the confused secretary took his shoes outside, rubbed them in the grass, and handed them off.
By the time he arrived home the wife was waiting for him. She asked him where he had been.
"I am not going to lie to you," he said, "I am having an affair."
His wife slowly looked him up and down, paused and said, "BS, you've been playing golf!"
Dan Tammet probably has autism, that is one of the know symptoms(for lack of a better word) of it.
people already have hair on most thier body it jsut doesnt grow that much
#408
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iFive (03/30/2011) [-]
Who else say the train and thought he was gonna get hit by it at first?