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#20 - ImNotPedobear (03/30/2011) [-]
In order for a guy to "create fire", he would have to defy all the laws of thermodynamics, especially the first law which says that energy cannot be created or destroyed, thus disproving every theorem that has to do with energy. Sorry aCheekyBurrito, but I think I trust Einstein more than you.   
  
  
Just saying....
In order for a guy to "create fire", he would have to defy all the laws of thermodynamics, especially the first law which says that energy cannot be created or destroyed, thus disproving every theorem that has to do with energy. Sorry aCheekyBurrito, but I think I trust Einstein more than you.


Just saying....
User avatar #326 to #20 - RoboticEyebrow ONLINE (03/30/2011) [-]
laws of thermodynamics werent written by einstein, the only way to release energy from e=mc^2 is with a nuclear reaction. the smallest possible nuclear reaction wouldnt have less explosive power than the first atomic bombs. you cant get the energy from anywhere else, plus air doesnt just burn, it needs to be a combustible gas, and with how mixed our air is, the only way to get air to burn is to be able to produce some sort of carbon gas like methane or get some hydrogen by itself from the air
#36 to #20 - anonymous (03/30/2011) [-]
E=mc^2 he just has to utilize the speed of...light...which is impossible since you need to be virtually wieghtless in order to do...that
User avatar #29 to #20 - manbob (03/30/2011) [-]
not if he converted some form of energy to heat energy with enough intensity for air to instantly combuste...idk im just throwing ideas out here
#28 to #20 - masonlewis (03/30/2011) [-]
not to say it is real, but it says he'makes it' from the other energy, therefor, he didnt make it, just used it in another form, which is legit, im a physics major, but im just going off of what OP said in his post, but still, just sayin bro
User avatar #64 to #28 - floobooo (03/30/2011) [-]
physics=logic

logic on funnyjunk?

**** LOGIC GTFO
#239 to #64 - masonlewis (03/30/2011) [-]
well played bro...............well played
well played bro...............well played
#19 - anonymous (03/30/2011) [-]
I just spent an hour looking up chi manipulation because of the last one..
#17 - zactastic (03/30/2011) [-]
I'm a believer now.   
youtube  /watch?v=UvtQXliHxdc  
Dynamo Jack
I'm a believer now.
youtube /watch?v=UvtQXliHxdc
Dynamo Jack
#16 - makethemsuffer (03/30/2011) [-]
the last one is the avatar
#15 - zactastic (03/30/2011) [-]
I want this all to be true, but... still skeptical.
#14 - ellee (03/30/2011) [-]
ITS 100+
GIVE US MOAR
User avatar #13 - obrien (03/30/2011) [-]
Daniel Tammet recited pi for hours and hours and didn't miss a single digit.
#12 - anonymous (03/30/2011) [-]
I bet you believe in god, too? lawlawl lawl. Umad SIS?
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User avatar #9 - Metus (03/30/2011) [-]
Telekinesis is actually quite easy to learn... not wanting to sound like a douche or anything :X
#22 to #9 - anonymous (03/30/2011) [-]
I don't want to sound like a douche, but honestly I believe all of them except the last one. And I really don't think you can "learn" telekinesis.
User avatar #30 to #22 - exoh (03/30/2011) [-]
its not technical telekinesis if you learn it, but you can force electrical energy out of the body as well as magnetic to do things like that, you can also create a magnetic field around yourself (with a ******* of training or with luck idk) that would make you invisible to infrared cameras that i know of probably more cameras and possibly radar
#8 - TheCrispyNinja (03/30/2011) [-]
Where do i even start...
User avatar #11 to #8 - poisonedkiss (03/30/2011) [-]
You start with the I's being capital.
+7
#531 to #11 - SomethingCorporate **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#278 to #11 - anonymous (03/30/2011) [-]
You start by removing that apostraphe...
User avatar #650 to #278 - poisonedkiss (04/02/2011) [-]
I'm pretty sure the *apostrophe is supposed to be there. If you wanna correct a Grammar Nazi, try making sure that you're actually right. Then spell properly.
User avatar #447 to #278 - dbrak (03/30/2011) [-]
You start with realizing that the apostrophe is supposed to be there. You also spelled "apostrophe" wrong.
User avatar #18 to #11 - TheCrispyNinja (03/30/2011) [-]
Touche sir... Touche.
User avatar #649 to #18 - poisonedkiss (04/02/2011) [-]
Sir? Lolno. I'm a girl.
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#6 - datniqqa **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #5 - daftjack (03/30/2011) [-]
i watched a documentary on daniel tamment and he learned icelandic in a week
mine=blown
User avatar #3 - lolcakes (03/29/2011) [-]
i dont know if its the same person as the last dude but there was a guy who could push a chop stick through a table
#7 to #3 - deemose (03/30/2011) [-]
yeah it is i saw a documentary on that guy
User avatar #1 - TigerMann (03/29/2011) [-]
MUST
LEARN
TECHNIQUE
#2 to #1 - anonymous (03/29/2011) [-]
heh amature
#4 to #2 - anonymous (03/29/2011) [-]
**** ... there was supposed to be a picture of krillin, tien and yamcha
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