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#531 - RazzMonkey (03/17/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#500 - Konica (03/17/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Laughter is the best medicine... so yay :D
#494 - nooblordx (03/17/2011) [-]
I was depressed... At a bad place in my life... Contemplated suicide numerous times.

Then I stumbled upon Booze and Pot.

#458 - anonymous (03/17/2011) [+] (2 replies)
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#452 - theparadox (03/17/2011) [-]
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User avatar #721 - mamaglue (03/18/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Glad you didnt post this on 4chan
#502 - skulblaka (03/17/2011) [-]
To all you people saying this isn't funny.
+7
#315 - umuhammad **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#300 - PORTABLEFATBOY (03/17/2011) [-]
How many people out there actually believe this fuckhead? He's obviously just a thumbwhore...come on man!
How many people out there actually believe this fuckhead? He's obviously just a thumbwhore...come on man!
#230 - Repostyoshit (03/17/2011) [-]
i hope to god that i meet this person in real life someday so i can fucking mutilate his/her fucking body and give he/she some "attention"
User avatar #207 - Siphus (03/17/2011) [-]
While I tend to agree with alot of the anons (ohgodwhathaveIdone.jpg) about manning the fuck up and dusting yourself off, Ive also had trouble with depression. Ive learned through experience to force negative thoughts out of my head when I find myself in a rut.

People dont understand that chronic depression really is a medical condition, and its not about being sad or feeling bad about yourself. Its a chemical imbalance in your brain that can really fuck with you.

Only advice I have is to accept who you are and work through it. Keep reminding yourself that you arent a sad/bad person, your stupid brain is just trying to trick you :P

I'll probably get thumbed down for this, but whatever.

User avatar #163 - zhao (03/17/2011) [-]
aren't we a little desperate for our thumbs today?
#130 - ChickaSlimShady (03/17/2011) [-]
I have strong suspicions that both this story is not true, and it is also not funny. However, if it is true, that's good for you, but I hope this comment will help you remember what the fucking websites called.
#46 - emithith (03/17/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Enjoy this .gif! :D  
Don't ever try to quit ever again >:(
Enjoy this .gif! :D
Don't ever try to quit ever again >:(
#704 - pedobearsepicness (03/18/2011) [+] (1 reply)
this is some intense thumb whoring, and honestly, shits getting old. i dont come on FJ to read about some bullshit story about how you are "allegedly" suicidal and depressed, honestly, if your depressed and suicidal. GO TO A FUCKING DOCTOR. nobody wants to hear your fake and retarded story about how you are depressed. i dont care what you say, in the end, your just a really, really desprate thumb whore. fine. i dont care if you really are suicidal. go kill yourself, no one gives a single fuck. there. i am done.
#423 - anonymous (03/17/2011) [-]
i know a friend whose mom is about to be living on streets and his dad moved to cali so he has to live there half the time, and hese prolly going to be tooken away from child services when his moms house sells out. his life is fucked, and i havnt even heard him complaining about it ONCE
User avatar #357 - Thehomelessman (03/17/2011) [-]
Yet you have a computer, accessible internet, you can read. And your in a society that basically hands out money and food to its citizens.............

Count ye blessings
#306 - powercables (03/17/2011) [+] (18 replies)
How can you feel so bad about yourself. People like you are selfish thinking that we are concerned for your stupid problems. Japan has been reduced to debree, people are starving, wars are being fought and you sit at home and fucking cry in the corner. Man the fuck up and quit being a bitch. I mean this from the bottom of my heart. I don't know what happened but I do know that none of us, ESPECIALLY with the privelege to be able to have the Internet, should be crying like a bunch of pussies with your thumb up your ass. In case you didn't notice, there are millions of people in this world that are balls deep in chaos.
Bottom line, shut the fuck up, and talk to your dog or something.
<--- Think about it.
#318 to #306 - lassalchichass (03/17/2011) [-]
By that logic how can any of us be happy when others are sad, how can we eat food when others starve. Yes there are terrible things the what has happened to Japan but does that mean I have to vigorously jump up and down, dunk my head in water, expose my self to radiation and hop in a freezer?

Think about it.
User avatar #165 - egor (03/17/2011) [-]
an hero pussy bitch
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