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User avatar #94 - Thehomelessman (02/20/2011) [-]
I BET YOUR THE KINDA GUY THAT WOULD BUTTFUCK SOMEONE AND NOT HAVE TO COURTESY TO GIVE THEM A REACH AROUND!!!
User avatar #107 - philliyoMLB (02/20/2011) [-]
Most of these are from Full Metal Jacket.
User avatar #105 - pnkflydfn (02/20/2011) [-]
thats hotter than a brass monkey's ass on a tin roof in the middle of july
User avatar #102 - Nekatroz (02/20/2011) [-]
IF I WANTED TO HEAR THE OPINION OF AN ASS I WOULD FARTED
+3
#28 - Chasti **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#123 - anonymous (02/20/2011) [-]
I get it, it's funny because you don't know what "meme" means
#116 - anonymous (02/20/2011) [-]
k so the first one wasn't even that funny, i saw no reason to make a second one, but u went ahead and did it, but u copied half of the qquotes from ur first one...dumbass
User avatar #114 - MadCapper (02/20/2011) [-]
PRIVATE!
I bet the closest thing to getting a piece of ass you've ever gotten is when your finger broke through the toilet paper!

PRIVATE!
Did you just burp? I thought I smelled penis!

User avatar #82 - xXJoMoMoXx (02/20/2011) [+] (1 reply)
lmao am i the only one who read it all in a southern accent?
#84 to #82 - MassiveMeat (02/20/2011) [-]
I so did. It helps that I'm from the south too, makes it more Authentic. Isn't it strange though, that I'm from the south and they all think I sound like I'm from the north?
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#27 - editreality (02/20/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Comment Picture
#26 - mrhumperdoodle (02/20/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Yeeeeeaaah.........
User avatar #15 - deenteh (02/20/2011) [+] (3 replies)
"i bet you could suck a golf ball threw a garden hose" is from a 19's movie called major payne
User avatar #22 to #15 - jizzedinyourcoffee (02/20/2011) [-]
It's from full metal jacket.
#12 - Schwarzenegger (02/19/2011) [-]
YOU'RE SO UGLY YOU COULD BE A MODERN ART MASTERPIECE!
+1
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User avatar #16 - MrEpicwill (02/20/2011) [-]
Inevitable Front page is inevitable..

Its like A movie sequel..
Even if it is shit, You still get the cheap cash in from fanboys who want to see it.
#8 - anonymous (02/19/2011) [-]
This is the best part of FJ lol... we need more military meme's!
User avatar #1 - gothman (02/19/2011) [+] (6 replies)
i have a friend going to Marine boot camp right now....i should probably not send this to him
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