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#325 - uratan ONLINE (01/17/2011) [+] (4 replies)
Rat **** bat **** dirty old twat!
sixty nine assholes tied in a knot!
hurraaaaaay,
Lizard **** ,
**** !
#348 - anonymous (01/17/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Hehe. My name is blocked with purple. How fitting\.
#326 - taila (01/17/2011) [+] (8 replies)
I sense this guys name is Rhys
#208 - twatgobbler (01/17/2011) [+] (3 replies)
there some crazy **** up in here
+3
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User avatar #177 - tok (01/17/2011) [+] (2 replies)
I want metal played at mine. And then a rave afterwards.
#167 - aeroxotl (01/17/2011) [-]
For my funeral, I want Spider Bro to be the head-speaker at it, speaking in Pig-Latin. I also want the entire room to be black and dark, with Glow-In-the-Dark stars/planets taped all around the room, while people Hum "Trololo" whilst holding glowy sticks.

If anything within my demands does not occur, I will grow a 13-inch-dick and shred Jesus's man-hole while I shall be in heaven.
+3
#124 - kodabehr **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#99 - OMEGALtroll (01/17/2011) [-]
Pure awesome-sauce
Pure awesome-sauce
#61 - lexiboowho (01/16/2011) [+] (3 replies)
this post has made me laugh harder than I have in a long time on Funnyjunk... thank you kind stranger
User avatar #58 - MOTHERFKINGMOO (01/16/2011) [-]
When I die, I wanted to be blasted to Uranus.

That way, when people ask,"What happened to Jordan?" They'll sya, "He's on Uranus...."
User avatar #47 - elcreepo (01/16/2011) [+] (5 replies)
I want my body to be strung up and hung above my grave until it's a skeleton, then I want it sold piece by piece to collectors.

I also want five graves that say "here lies he who died of snoo snoo," but one can never be that lucky.
#46 - maaadtv (01/16/2011) [+] (5 replies)
thumbed down, i hope funnyjunk burns
User avatar #50 to #46 - JasonHawk (01/16/2011) [-]
He maaad.
#20 - skullzorz (01/16/2011) [-]
i want  
live and let die- Paul McCartney  
played live at my funeral!
i want
live and let die- Paul McCartney
played live at my funeral!
#12 - jogz (01/16/2011) [-]
I want my funeral to be on the Howard Stern show. I want a 						*******					 Sybian on my 						*************					 coffin!! Then I want either Sasha Grey or Asa Akira to sit on the 						******					 and stay there until they cum!!
I want my funeral to be on the Howard Stern show. I want a ******* Sybian on my ************* coffin!! Then I want either Sasha Grey or Asa Akira to sit on the ****** and stay there until they cum!!
#345 - JamesBraddock (01/17/2011) [-]
thought they were dinosaurs crap
#317 - Jracx (01/17/2011) [+] (3 replies)
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