I just stuck my Girlfriend up my ass.... SUCCESS!

fisting yourself again, are we?

...Yes...

my best friend. fuck.

my mom

a mother fuckin wall.... OH SHIT!

my little sister.......shit

A thumb tack... Shit.

A dildo with a hook on the end!

now how am i going to shove a wall up my ass?

my computer science teacher

A piano.

The one day i eat a 30 foot sub with deadly acid and hedgehog spikes on it.

fuck a bowl of brownie batter. at least it will look the same coming out

A pillow. At least my butt can sleep while it's happening.

Fuck.

It's an elephant... well I'm fucked!

u can do that with a wall??.....if not, it's a pencil n a binder

Ok.....

sheiza its my camera

your mom cancel your WoW account?

a stereo speaker. 1 ft by 1 ft. FUCK

a bowl of mac n cheese

...... House.....

i have a a tablet pen, oh joy.

A twelve-foot long wood-encased radiator. With textbooks on it. Fuck.

my finger... mmm not to happy this time!

i have an old set of Templar armour from like that time period. i won it in an auction.... fml

my ipod O O
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Brofist accepted.

Searhino**

yup

pic somewhat related

what about highway to hell AND stairway to heaven O.o

we get to hell by a highway, right?
And one would assume that said highway would be warm.
The eagles song "hotel california" tells us to go down a dark desert Highway, perhaps Hotel California is hell?

Instead of being mister funny nigga, how 'bout you be help a nigga jump a nigga so a nigga can get his chain back.

derp

is that ray william johnson

dammit i wanted to have that

I want that!