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#49 - MysticTomatoe ONLINE (01/16/2011) [-]
****					 got real!!!!!
**** got real!!!!!
User avatar #47 - elcreepo (01/16/2011) [-]
I want my body to be strung up and hung above my grave until it's a skeleton, then I want it sold piece by piece to collectors.

I also want five graves that say "here lies he who died of snoo snoo," but one can never be that lucky.
User avatar #53 to #47 - hannofwar (01/16/2011) [-]
futurama reference?is so i totally want to die of that... lol
User avatar #54 to #53 - elcreepo (01/16/2011) [-]
Yup, and I'm fairly certain it's every man on this planet's dream to die of it.
User avatar #115 to #54 - hannofwar (01/17/2011) [-]
dude im a girl lol
#118 to #115 - elcreepo (01/17/2011) [-]
And here would be a perfect opportunity to say something sexist.   
  
However being the gentleman that I am, you get a picture.
And here would be a perfect opportunity to say something sexist.

However being the gentleman that I am, you get a picture.
User avatar #255 to #118 - hannofwar (01/17/2011) [-]
lol
#46 - maaadtv (01/16/2011) [-]
thumbed down, i hope funnyjunk burns
#76 to #46 - anonymous (01/17/2011) [-]
Oh, so you want to have a copy of FunnyJunk in CD format for yourself?
User avatar #72 to #46 - FattyMcDoogle (01/17/2011) [-]
Obvious troll is obvious
User avatar #52 to #46 - Nekatroz (01/16/2011) [-]
Why?
User avatar #51 to #46 - elcreepo (01/16/2011) [-]
Let the feeding commence!
User avatar #50 to #46 - JasonHawk (01/16/2011) [-]
He maaad.
User avatar #44 - manofbob (01/16/2011) [-]
I want my body to be kicked into a bottomless pit, I want to fall out the other side and scare the crap out of some asain.
User avatar #43 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (01/16/2011) [-]
I want me to be dressed up as Han Solo and every is Chawboca, and when it`s all over every runs out and Iron Maidens Run to the hills plays load.
User avatar #42 - SirVladimir ONLINE (01/16/2011) [-]
I want Orion by Metallica and Cemetery Gates by Pantera played at my funeral.
Oh, and Strobe by Deadmau5
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#41 - SecondHeartbeat (01/16/2011) [-]
I want to put a pressure activated speaker on my grave so if people walk on it they hear "OW! GET THE **** OFF ME!!!! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP HERE!!!"
#35 - MarcoFTW (01/16/2011) [-]
for my funeral i only need that megadeth plays a tout le monde for my corpse =D
#73 to #35 - TheShadowReaper (01/17/2011) [-]
pic somewhat related
pic somewhat related
#28 - anonymous (01/16/2011) [-]
Wash Away by Joe Purdy at my funeral
#26 - anonymous (01/16/2011) [-]
DROSOPHILA MELANOGASTER ****
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User avatar #117 to #24 - ipwnyoface (01/17/2011) [-]
is there any other kind of corpse?
User avatar #323 to #117 - jennyg (01/17/2011) [-]
a sexy corpse! lol jk
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User avatar #133 to #126 - ipwnyoface (01/17/2011) [-]
no problem sir :D
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User avatar #23 - BeVuTz (01/16/2011) [-]
Well done sir! Your content was my 1000th favorite :D:D
#20 - skullzorz (01/16/2011) [-]
i want  
live and let die- Paul McCartney  
played live at my funeral!
i want
live and let die- Paul McCartney
played live at my funeral!
User avatar #18 - niggles (01/16/2011) [-]
How is this OC?
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User avatar #37 to #15 - Crusader ONLINE (01/16/2011) [-]
How has this made you lose faith, but not all the thumbwhores, trolls, spammers, reposts, ignorant dumbasses, smart-asses and general pricks that frequent this site?

This was humourous, probably made me chuckle more than half the front page.
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#19 to #15 - Shenaniganz (01/16/2011) [-]
Has anyone even heard of this guy?
User avatar #40 to #19 - markopolio (01/16/2011) [-]
nope just some fag who thinks hes the biggest thing on this site.. so watever were not gunna miss ya fag
User avatar #36 to #19 - Crusader ONLINE (01/16/2011) [-]
"animuh"
Sounds like... Animal

You sneaky bastard.
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User avatar #13 - theRomaniantroll (01/16/2011) [-]
At my funeral i demand all the girls to be dressed in the least amount of clothes legal
User avatar #16 to #13 - mikemont (01/16/2011) [-]
Only if you die young. If you're like 85 and the women are the same age....ewwww
#17 to #16 - theRomaniantroll (01/16/2011) [-]
Crap...you have a valid point
#21 to #17 - Deathmaskcreator (01/16/2011) [-]
but even if they were old you wouldnt have to deal with it.
You'd be in hell laughing at how awkward they all are.
#12 - jogz (01/16/2011) [-]
I want my funeral to be on the Howard Stern show. I want a 						*******					 Sybian on my 						*************					 coffin!! Then I want either Sasha Grey or Asa Akira to sit on the 						******					 and stay there until they cum!!
I want my funeral to be on the Howard Stern show. I want a ******* Sybian on my ************* coffin!! Then I want either Sasha Grey or Asa Akira to sit on the ****** and stay there until they cum!!
User avatar #8 - Wartottle (01/16/2011) [-]
for my funeral i will have dont stop believing, stayin alive and other good song and to end it all IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
User avatar #34 to #8 - Crusader ONLINE (01/16/2011) [-]
I would play another one bites the dust instead of stayin' alive, but hey it's your funeral
User avatar #39 to #34 - Wartottle (01/16/2011) [-]
they are both awesome songs but stayin alive is ironic
User avatar #7 - jamesisawesome (01/16/2011) [-]
I want James Earl Jones to say the eulogy
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