The Gas We **** has sold over 2 million copies.

i take german, and my teacher said that german fables or whatever were totally ****** up, but they sure taught kids never to play with ****** matches

German fairytales were written to scare the **** out of children so they would behave or stop bad habits. Pretty damn better than this pansy love and ********** **** parent do today =P

Cinderella's stepsisters chopped off their heel/toes to fit into the ***** slippers, but they were found to be phonies so birds pecked out their eyes.
And the stepmother from Snow White had to dance forever in hot iron shoes.

Is it bad that I own 2 of the books in this? :(

"The Gas We **** " is a ******* . My grandma bought that as well as "There's a Hair In My Dirt" for me as a kid. It was great!

wasnt the german book brought up in an episode of the office where dwight reads one of the stories about how if you suck your thumb a little imp thing comes to your house and cuts your thumb off

The read the German book everynight to my nephews.

havent had a purpose to use this yet, so i figured childrens books ... children like clowns... so here

Gay time...?

O________O my kindergarten teacher's name was Pam Adams

god that pam ladys a bitch first it was like something about crippled people or something and now its who cares about old people i mean damn pam ur a total bitch!!

i finally found out why the "everyone poops" and "the gas we **** " books are so weird


they were published in Japan.


Nuff' said

wow..childhood raped majorly..

For the first one i read as far as S is for Shrinwrapped:Its hard to breath with no air so she stopped.Then i tuned on my bedroom light.

About the gay-time painting book, there's a song called the gay soldier in my music book...