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#228 - saintpatty
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i take german, and my teacher said that german fables or whatever were totally ****** up, but they sure taught kids never to play with ****** matches
User avatar #217 - SonicOperator
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German fairytales were written to scare the **** out of children so they would behave or stop bad habits. Pretty damn better than this pansy love and compassion **** parent do today =P

Cinderella's stepsisters chopped off their heel/toes to fit into the glass slippers, but they were found to be phonies so birds pecked out their eyes.
And the stepmother from Snow White had to dance forever in hot iron shoes.
#142 - seabearry
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Is it bad that I own 2 of the books in this? :(
User avatar #144 to #142 - purplebastard
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i had the german one because my grandma is german and she brought it over when she came to america
#147 to #144 - seabearry
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Me too, lol. Bad memories.
User avatar #148 to #147 - purplebastard
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lol i actually liked it
User avatar #95 - MadCapper
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"The Gas We Pass" is a classic. My grandma bought that as well as "There's a Hair In My Dirt" for me as a kid. It was great!
#14 - gamabomb
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wasnt the german book brought up in an episode of the office where dwight reads one of the stories about how if you suck your thumb a little imp thing comes to your house and cuts your thumb off
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#267 to #266 - SharonRocks
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It is pretty crazy, My German teacher gave us all a copy of the stories and had us translate it.
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#258 - Keddo
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THE GERMANS DON'T **** AROUND MAN
THE GERMANS DON'T **** AROUND MAN
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#254 to #253 - insertyournamehere
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User avatar #242 - TheSystemError
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There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs.
User avatar #243 to #242 - TheSystemError
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His mother told him to stop but he wouldn't.
User avatar #244 to #243 - TheSystemError
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So she cut them off.
User avatar #245 to #244 - TheSystemError
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Now he has no thumbs. Goodnight.
User avatar #230 - xxghostxx
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the german book is meant to scare kids into not doing things that are considered to be bad, like torturing animals, disobeying your parents, and playing with matches. so i think it achieves that goal.
User avatar #227 - symustafa
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The read the German book everynight to my nephews.
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User avatar #102 to #101 - wiimantwo [OP]
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I know... But by the time I noticed I didn't want to go back and fix it.
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User avatar #107 to #106 - wiimantwo [OP]
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don't worry bra, I got this diary to entertain myself with.
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User avatar #109 to #108 - wiimantwo [OP]
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But... I don't want a shower
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User avatar #111 to #110 - wiimantwo [OP]
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But it's still an option, right? cause I'll take it.
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User avatar #114 to #113 - wiimantwo [OP]
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Hmmm. Shower, or hose. Which one is warmer?
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User avatar #117 to #115 - wiimantwo [OP]
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oooh. Think I'll take the hose. You know, you guys really aren't so bad afterall. Thanks!
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User avatar #119 to #118 - wiimantwo [OP]
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Why do you keep using quotes when you say things like that?...
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User avatar #122 to #120 - wiimantwo [OP]
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of course not, right?
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User avatar #123 to #121 - wiimantwo [OP]
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Can I just skip this bath?
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User avatar #126 to #125 - wiimantwo [OP]
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Sounds cool bra. Lets do this!
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User avatar #128 to #127 - wiimantwo [OP]
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But... But... I don't wanna
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#96 - thatsxychick
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god that pam ladys a bitch first it was like something about crippled people or something and now its who cares about old people i mean damn pam ur a total bitch!!
god that pam ladys a bitch first it was like something about crippled people or something and now its who cares about old people i mean damn pam ur a total bitch!!
User avatar #89 - jirichi
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i finally found out why the "everyone poops" and "the gas we pass" books are so weird


they were published in Japan.


Nuff' said
#150 to #89 - electrorussian **User deleted account**
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That Trevor Brown dude got published in Japan. He wrote in the 'about me' section of his site that he finds inspiration in necro porn. Fukken saved one of his nasty-ass book covers.
That Trevor Brown dude got published in Japan. He wrote in the 'about me' section of his site that he finds inspiration in necro porn.

Fukken saved one of his nasty-ass book covers.
#52 - epichamster
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wow..childhood raped majorly..
wow..childhood raped majorly..
User avatar #11 - JasonHawk
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For the first one i read as far as S is for Shrinwrapped:Its hard to breath with no air so she stopped.Then i tuned on my bedroom light.
User avatar #2 - Nastycold
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About the gay-time painting book, there's a song called the gay soldier in my music book...
User avatar #3 to #2 - wiimantwo [OP]
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you should post a pic.
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