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    #255 - MXS
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    (01/01/2011)[-]
    The Gas We Pass has sold over 2 million copies.
    The Gas We Pass has sold over 2 million copies.
    #228 - saintpatty
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    (01/01/2011)[-]
    i take german, and my teacher said that german fables or whatever were totally ****** up, but they sure taught kids never to play with ****** matches
    User avatar#217 - SonicOperator
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    (01/01/2011)[-]
    German fairytales were written to scare the **** out of children so they would behave or stop bad habits. Pretty damn better than this pansy love and compassion **** parent do today =P

    Cinderella's stepsisters chopped off their heel/toes to fit into the glass slippers, but they were found to be phonies so birds pecked out their eyes.
    And the stepmother from Snow White had to dance forever in hot iron shoes.
    User avatar#95 - MadCapper
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    (01/01/2011)[-]
    "The Gas We Pass" is a classic. My grandma bought that as well as "There's a Hair In My Dirt" for me as a kid. It was great!
    #14 - gamabomb
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    (12/31/2010)[-]
    wasnt the german book brought up in an episode of the office where dwight reads one of the stories about how if you suck your thumb a little imp thing comes to your house and cuts your thumb off
    #7 - demonhero**User deleted account**
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    #267 to #266 - SharonRocks
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    (01/02/2011)[-]
    It is pretty crazy, My German teacher gave us all a copy of the stories and had us translate it.
    #268 to #267 - armin**User deleted account**
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    #258 - Keddo
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    (01/02/2011)[-]
    THE GERMANS DON'T **** AROUND MAN
    THE GERMANS DON'T **** AROUND MAN
    #253 - MAYONNAISE**User deleted account**
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    #254 to #253 - insertyournamehere
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    #242 - TheSystemError
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    (01/01/2011)[-]
    There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs.
    #243 to #242 - TheSystemError
    Reply+1
    (01/01/2011)[-]
    His mother told him to stop but he wouldn't.
    #244 to #243 - TheSystemError
    Reply+1
    (01/01/2011)[-]
    So she cut them off.
    #245 to #244 - TheSystemError
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    (01/01/2011)[-]
    Now he has no thumbs. Goodnight.
    User avatar#230 - xxghostxx
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    (01/01/2011)[-]
    the german book is meant to scare kids into not doing things that are considered to be bad, like torturing animals, disobeying your parents, and playing with matches. so i think it achieves that goal.
    #227 - symustafa
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    (01/01/2011)[-]
    The read the German book everynight to my nephews.
    #151 - KoRnJD
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    (01/01/2011)[-]
    Gay time...?
    Gay time...?
    User avatar#137 - igniteyourbones
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    (01/01/2011)[-]
    O________O my kindergarten teacher's name was Pam Adams
    #101 - zalgofive**User deleted account**
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    #102 to #101 - wiimantwo [OP]
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    (01/01/2011)[-]
    I know... But by the time I noticed I didn't want to go back and fix it.
    #106 to #102 - zalgofive**User deleted account**
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    #107 to #106 - wiimantwo [OP]
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    (01/01/2011)[-]
    don't worry bra, I got this diary to entertain myself with.
    #108 to #107 - zalgofive**User deleted account**
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    #109 to #108 - wiimantwo [OP]
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    (01/01/2011)[-]
    But... I don't want a shower
    #110 to #109 - zalgofive**User deleted account**
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    #111 to #110 - wiimantwo [OP]
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    (01/01/2011)[-]
    But it's still an option, right? cause I'll take it.
    #113 to #111 - zalgofive**User deleted account**
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    #114 to #113 - wiimantwo [OP]
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    (01/01/2011)[-]
    Hmmm. Shower, or hose. Which one is warmer?
    #115 to #114 - zalgofive**User deleted account**
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    #117 to #115 - wiimantwo [OP]
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    (01/01/2011)[-]
    oooh. Think I'll take the hose. You know, you guys really aren't so bad afterall. Thanks!
    #118 to #117 - zalgofive**User deleted account**
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    #119 to #118 - wiimantwo [OP]
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    (01/01/2011)[-]
    Why do you keep using quotes when you say things like that?...
    #120 to #119 - zalgofive**User deleted account**
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    #122 to #120 - wiimantwo [OP]
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    (01/01/2011)[-]
    of course not, right?
    #121 to #120 - zalgofive**User deleted account**
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    #123 to #121 - wiimantwo [OP]
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    (01/01/2011)[-]
    Can I just skip this bath?
    #125 to #123 - zalgofive**User deleted account**
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    #126 to #125 - wiimantwo [OP]
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    (01/01/2011)[-]
    Sounds cool bra. Lets do this!
    #127 to #126 - zalgofive**User deleted account**
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    #128 to #127 - wiimantwo [OP]
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    (01/01/2011)[-]
    But... But... I don't wanna
    #129 to #126 - zalgofive**User deleted account**
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    #96 - thatsxychick
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    (01/01/2011)[-]
    god that pam ladys a bitch first it was like something about crippled people or something and now its who cares about old people i mean damn pam ur a total bitch!!
    god that pam ladys a bitch first it was like something about crippled people or something and now its who cares about old people i mean damn pam ur a total bitch!!
    #89 - jirichi
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    (01/01/2011)[-]
    i finally found out why the "everyone poops" and "the gas we pass" books are so weird


    they were published in Japan.


    Nuff' said
    #150 to #89 - electrorussian**User deleted account**
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    (01/01/2011)[-]
    That Trevor Brown dude got published in Japan. He wrote in the 'about me' section of his site that he finds inspiration in necro porn.   
  
Fukken saved one of his nasty-ass book covers.
    That Trevor Brown dude got published in Japan. He wrote in the 'about me' section of his site that he finds inspiration in necro porn.

    Fukken saved one of his nasty-ass book covers.
    #52 - epichamster
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    (01/01/2011)[-]
    wow..childhood raped majorly..
    wow..childhood raped majorly..
    User avatar#11 - JasonHawk
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    (12/31/2010)[-]
    For the first one i read as far as S is for Shrinwrapped:Its hard to breath with no air so she stopped.Then i tuned on my bedroom light.
    #2 - Nastycold
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    (12/31/2010)[-]
    About the gay-time painting book, there's a song called the gay soldier in my music book...
    #3 to #2 - wiimantwo [OP]
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    (12/31/2010)[-]
    you should post a pic.
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