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The Gas We Pass has sold over 2 million copies.
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i take german, and my teacher said that german fables or whatever were totally ****** up, but they sure taught kids never to play with ****** matches
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German fairytales were written to scare the **** out of children so they would behave or stop bad habits. Pretty damn better than this pansy love and compassion **** parent do today =P
Cinderella's stepsisters chopped off their heel/toes to fit into the glass slippers, but they were found to be phonies so birds pecked out their eyes.
And the stepmother from Snow White had to dance forever in hot iron shoes.
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"The Gas We Pass" is a classic. My grandma bought that as well as "There's a Hair In My Dirt" for me as a kid. It was great!
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wasnt the german book brought up in an episode of the office where dwight reads one of the stories about how if you suck your thumb a little imp thing comes to your house and cuts your thumb off
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It is pretty crazy, My German teacher gave us all a copy of the stories and had us translate it.
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THE GERMANS DON'T **** AROUND MAN
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There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs.
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His mother told him to stop but he wouldn't.
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So she cut them off.
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Now he has no thumbs. Goodnight.
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the german book is meant to scare kids into not doing things that are considered to be bad, like torturing animals, disobeying your parents, and playing with matches. so i think it achieves that goal.
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The read the German book everynight to my nephews.
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Gay time...?
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O________O my kindergarten teacher's name was Pam Adams
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I know... But by the time I noticed I didn't want to go back and fix it.
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don't worry bra, I got this diary to entertain myself with.
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But... I don't want a shower
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But it's still an option, right? cause I'll take it.
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Hmmm. Shower, or hose. Which one is warmer?
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oooh. Think I'll take the hose. You know, you guys really aren't so bad afterall. Thanks!
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Why do you keep using quotes when you say things like that?...
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of course not, right?
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Can I just skip this bath?
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Sounds cool bra. Lets do this!
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But... But... I don't wanna
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god that pam ladys a bitch first it was like something about crippled people or something and now its who cares about old people i mean damn pam ur a total bitch!!
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i finally found out why the "everyone poops" and "the gas we pass" books are so weird
they were published in Japan.
Nuff' said
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That Trevor Brown dude got published in Japan. He wrote in the 'about me' section of his site that he finds inspiration in necro porn.
Fukken saved one of his nasty-ass book covers.
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wow..childhood raped majorly..
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For the first one i read as far as S is for Shrinwrapped:Its hard to breath with no air so she stopped.Then i tuned on my bedroom light.
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About the gay-time painting book, there's a song called the gay soldier in my music book...
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you should post a pic.
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