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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#139 - kyleGM
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what the **** am i reading?
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#88 - SwiftNinja
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Heres a link to the full book of Der stuwwelpeter! (English)
http://www.gutenberg.org/files/12116/12116-h/12116-h.htm
#152 to #88 - electrorussian **User deleted account**
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Thanks!
User avatar #90 to #88 - wiimantwo [OP]
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you're my hero now
User avatar #62 - CaptainExplosion
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what does bedridden mean?
User avatar #68 to #62 - Howoriginalisthis
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they jump on a bed and ride it around like a car
User avatar #63 to #62 - pedobearrocks
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it means u didn't graduate elementary school.
User avatar #69 to #63 - CaptainExplosion
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is that a... problem?
User avatar #66 to #63 - wiimantwo [OP]
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you now have the best comment I've seen all day pedobearrocks
User avatar #73 to #66 - pedobearrocks
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thx :D
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#64 - andrewpatten
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?
#85 to #64 - purenaziawesome
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**** yea!
User avatar #200 - alexianary
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I used to read the German stories.
The picture was scary, but the story not so much.
The guy with the long nails and bad hair story goes like this:

The kid didn't want to groom his nails or brush his hair, so he never did and should be ashamed.

THE END.
User avatar #204 to #200 - Fobo
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"Und zat shildren ess why we broos ur tees"
#153 - roflerman
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#136 - MenacingInfluence
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I think it was in German we were talking about Der Struwwelpeter, and there's a story about a girl who wouldn't stop sucking her thumbs. What happens? Someone ******* chops them off with giant scissors. Pic related, it's from the story.
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#218 - anon id: 9ba8d40c
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you can learn something from the first three books ,do you know how many kids died from suffocation for putting garbage bags and **** like that over their head?i bet if they read that book they would still be alive and weed is just a plant ,waaay better than the **** doctors sell them these days,over 500,000 kids get hospitalized for ****** prescriptions ,you should try it ,maybe you wont be such a ******* hypercritic anymore
User avatar #247 to #218 - TheSystemError
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HAH. It's funny coz he's an anon and he's telling us wot to do :)
#265 to #218 - anon id: 9ba8d40c
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you know what i mean ,and go to dictionary . com and search up hypocrite,you're not smart ,if you cant figure out how you "fit this description" then you should go to school lol , and wtf is thumb down gonna do to me? bunch of kids ,and how is this **** even funny ,the site is called "funnyjunk" not lame **** no one cares about , nice job wasting peoples time
User avatar #224 to #218 - wiimantwo [OP]
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Hypocrite: a person who professes beliefs and opinions that he or she does not hold in order to conceal his or her real feelings or motives.

Can you please elaborate on how I fit this description?

And trevor brown makes paintings of little girls in bondage scenarios, that book is not meant for kids. check out his artwork You need to login to view this link
User avatar #248 to #224 - TheSystemError
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He also said enslaved was a good game.
#219 to #218 - WakaTakaBang
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Hyper....critic?
User avatar #223 to #219 - wiimantwo [OP]
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hypercritc sounds like an ADD roger ebert
#213 - SomeKindaRandomGuy
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< a part of the text in the german book that said about this girl that ran with scissors so a man popped out of nowhere and chased her with a giant pair of scissors and tried to cut her fiongers off...****** up stuff.
#238 to #213 - ksangeloneeighty
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Thought that was the part where he wouldn't stop sucking his thumb and his mom warned but of course he doesn't listen and some dude cuts his thumbs off. I can't read German but my roommate could and it did look like he was sucking his thumb...
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User avatar #249 to #240 - SomeKindaRandomGuy
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oh wait, that is the part. Sorry, I was thinking of another book :P
#250 to #249 - ksangeloneeighty
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It's cool. Must have been another crazy German book. lol
#180 - xxTheJesterxx
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User avatar #174 to #163 - rymanthirteen
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I'd hate for my mother to my thumb off
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#86 - CallMeMrMichael
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marijuana is not bad
i just think there should be age limits on it. you dont want a 5year old ******* high off his ass do you?
#92 to #86 - anon id: 6c805405
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what if i do?
User avatar #94 to #92 - CallMeMrMichael
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then penis
#71 - emobabyj
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gif related?
gif related?
User avatar #78 to #71 - koolmanchris
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this scares me.....
#116 to #71 - Kibaxyru
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Comment Picture
#75 to #71 - Timogy
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#41 - costco
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...I just spent an hour exploring Trevor Brown's website.
Dear God.
User avatar #34 - Konigsteiger
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What do you mean by "Messed up for so long"? -__-
User avatar #35 to #34 - wiimantwo [OP]
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that whole wacky thing with the Kaiser then Hitler.
#36 to #35 - ArrogantBasterd
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Aah the Germans, always confusing laughter with murder...
User avatar #37 to #36 - nirukii
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you know the old saying you can't spell "slaughter" without "laughter"?
#49 to #36 - Konigsteiger
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They go hand in hand don't they? How do you kill Women and Children?
You don't lead them as much!
User avatar #38 to #35 - PrinceofPersia
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I'm not sure what your getting at
#14 - gamabomb
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wasnt the german book brought up in an episode of the office where dwight reads one of the stories about how if you suck your thumb a little imp thing comes to your house and cuts your thumb off