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#162 - fefe (10/15/2010) [-]
And...The Question of the Ages:
Why can't they make aeroplanes out of the same substance as the "black boxes?"

1.) The aircraft would be too heavy and never get off the ground,

2.) The 'boxes aren't really black, they're colored bright orange so they can be easily found. The term "black box" is a sick joke, denoting that said boxes are only searched for after a crash...after death!
#161 - fefe (10/15/2010) [-]
5.) (Continued)...but after a thousand years, everybody has gotten used to the way the alphabet is arranged, so why change it? (Incidently, the term "alphabet" comes from the first two letters of the GREEK alphabet: "alpha" and "beta." Why? I have no idea!)
6.) A past tense in the present tense? Why are doctors and lawyers referred to as "practicing their profession?" What are they practicing for?
7.) Because since the 1940's most of us silly Americans can't seem to tell the difference between "in" and "un."
8.) Theologists argue that yes, Adam and Eve did have navels because they were the "prototype" for all future humans and all humans would have navels, etc. etc.
9.) It's just a cartoon.
#159 - fefe (10/15/2010) [-]
1.) Squinting is a bad habit, but people think that somehow it will "focus" their eyes like a camera lens. I don't think it really does.
2.) Never mind "homework", why isn't that teacher trying to find some sort of Assistance for that homeless child and his/her family?
3.) As the late, great George Carlin put it: "We have an animal called 'the fly' but we don't have an animal called 'the walk'. You think that would have come first."
4.) Technically, water itself has NO expiration date. The expiration date on the bottles is soley for rotation of stock.
5.) It took a thousand years for the Latin/Roman/English alphabet to be "frozen" in the order it is now. Some have suggested rearanging it and/or eliminating a few letters...
User avatar #157 - thefunnyside (10/15/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I can answer one of those questions!

Adam and Eve didn't have bellybuttons cuz god made them!!
#161 to #157 - gaybananaman (02/13/2014) [-]
So god ****** himself and gave birth to 2 people?
#152 - colourfulify (10/15/2010) [-]
1, 5, 6, 7, and 8.
#145 - fefe (10/15/2010) [-]
#8:
no they dont mean the same thing.
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User avatar #132 - pedoandrojo (10/15/2010) [-]
the building in the pic is awesome, but seriously, the first one is obvious, when your fixating your vision onto something ur gunna see it clearer than taking in everythign else.
#126 - fefe (10/15/2010) [-]
penis!
'nuff said
User avatar #110 - Regiathius (10/15/2010) [-]
Mind = blowen!
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#67 - fefe (10/15/2010) [+] (5 replies)
This is stupid. If you thumbed this up, then you're stupid, or easily amused at the stupidity of others.
1) Squinting your eyes allows you to control the intensity of light that is coming in to your pupil, more light is not always best depending on what you're trying to look at.
2) Yes. That's just a stupid question. That's like saying 'Herpaderp can a guy named Bob do Jumping Jacks? even though his name isn't Jack? herpaderp'
3) It's not indestructible, and even if it was, it would more than likely be too heavy for the amount of lift required to keep it in the air.
4) Would an soldier named 'Walker Jones' Have to change his name to 'I have no legs' if he were to lose his legs? No, you're just ******* stupid.
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#57 - Griffino (10/14/2010) [-]
Who was the first person to see an egg, and where it came from, and assume it was so edible?
User avatar #51 - FappingElite (10/14/2010) [-]
That building is for GAZPROM, literally an evil empire that controls Russia. The company is so big and powerful that its deputy chairman is now the Russian president...
#38 - fefe (10/14/2010) [-]
Yeah, for one, it focuses the light. It's like using a smaller aperture opening on a camera or using a fast shutter speed. Less light in, more focused light.
#21 - fefe (10/14/2010) [-]
Inflammable is a special word.

The word "flammable" originally didn't exist; only "inflammable" was used. (it meant that something could catch on fire easily)

However, because more and more foreign people moving into the US, trying to learn English, the word "inflammable" was confusing since "in-" normally means "not" and inflammable should mean the opposite of what it does, so people just started using "flammable."
#12 - fefe (10/14/2010) [+] (1 reply)
for the people who believe the "adam and eve" crap is crap . i love you. woooooo atheism
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