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#162 - John Cena (10/15/2010) [-]
And...The Question of the Ages:
Why can't they make aeroplanes out of the same substance as the "black boxes?"

1.) The aircraft would be too heavy and never get off the ground,

2.) The 'boxes aren't really black, they're colored bright orange so they can be easily found. The term "black box" is a sick joke, denoting that said boxes are only searched for after a crash...after death!
#159 - iamstoopid (01/12/2014) [-]
1: doesnt cover up the pupil which is the part that light goes into
3: it would make it too heavy to fly
#159 - John Cena (10/15/2010) [-]
1.) Squinting is a bad habit, but people think that somehow it will "focus" their eyes like a camera lens. I don't think it really does.
2.) Never mind "homework", why isn't that teacher trying to find some sort of Assistance for that homeless child and his/her family?
3.) As the late, great George Carlin put it: "We have an animal called 'the fly' but we don't have an animal called 'the walk'. You think that would have come first."
4.) Technically, water itself has NO expiration date. The expiration date on the bottles is soley for rotation of stock.
5.) It took a thousand years for the Latin/Roman/English alphabet to be "frozen" in the order it is now. Some have suggested rearanging it and/or eliminating a few letters...
#155 - apocolypseheaven (10/15/2010) [-]
After water sits for so long it can take on the plastic taste...blah!
#151 - John Cena (10/15/2010) [-]
squinting ur eyes works cause u do it to make the muscles in your eye contract makeing it easier to see :P
User avatar #143 - Theawsomesmiley (10/15/2010) [-]
i see realy ****** and belive me squinting ur eyes helps not much but a little
#150 to #143 - John Cena (10/15/2010) [-]
In fact, it's quite simple. The added pressure on the lens of the eye generally does shape it in such a way that you can see more clearly.
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#141 - colourfulify has deleted their comment [-]
#139 - John Cena (10/15/2010) [-]
are you ******* kidding me you little bitch? i will make 4 hundred ******* accounts if i have to and thumb you down all god damn say. HOW DARE YOU DELETE COMMENTS!! not enough of a man to take it? **** YOU!
User avatar #134 - Fifee Boy (10/15/2010) [-]
3. The material of the black box is too heavy to be made into an entier plane
4. A wingless fly
5. Water becomes stagnent after a period time
6. Its in roughly the same order as the greek alphabet
10. That defeats the purpose of the show and would have ruined my childhood :(
#126 - John Cena (10/15/2010) [-]
penis!
'nuff said
User avatar #110 - Regiathius (10/15/2010) [-]
Mind = blowen!
#67 - John Cena (10/15/2010) [-]
This is stupid. If you thumbed this up, then you're stupid, or easily amused at the stupidity of others.
1) Squinting your eyes allows you to control the intensity of light that is coming in to your pupil, more light is not always best depending on what you're trying to look at.
2) Yes. That's just a stupid question. That's like saying 'Herpaderp can a guy named Bob do Jumping Jacks? even though his name isn't Jack? herpaderp'
3) It's not indestructible, and even if it was, it would more than likely be too heavy for the amount of lift required to keep it in the air.
4) Would an soldier named 'Walker Jones' Have to change his name to 'I have no legs' if he were to lose his legs? No, you're just ******* stupid.
#69 to #67 - John Cena (10/15/2010) [-]
5) Because the water can expire.
6) Fcking google it. Stupid ****
7) Why is a computer called a computer if it's turned off? Hmm... because that's the ******* name of the device??
8) Just... no.... ******* no...
9) Yes. They evolved from apes, and apes have navels as well.
10) Because he's as goddamn ******* stupid as this picture.
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#93 to #69 - finexillxjoin **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #90 to #69 - Ruspanic ONLINE (10/15/2010) [-]
Technically humans didn't evolve from apes, since humans and apes are contemporaries. We share common ancestors with the other primates, though.
#78 to #69 - thelazycamper **User deleted account** (10/15/2010) [-]
water dosent expire, but the **** inside of the bottle can disolve into the water
#73 to #69 - John Cena (10/15/2010) [-]
Moody anon... Go take a nap.
User avatar #50 - ClockworkGiant (10/14/2010) [-]
because the plane would be too heavy to fly
#47 - John Cena (10/14/2010) [-]
Six; Water has an expiration date because some states require all food and beverages, even water, to have a sell by date or it cannot be sold. :3
#38 - John Cena (10/14/2010) [-]
Yeah, for one, it focuses the light. It's like using a smaller aperture opening on a camera or using a fast shutter speed. Less light in, more focused light.
#34 - John Cena (10/14/2010) [-]
3= It would make the plane too heavy to fly
5= The water doesn't go bad, but the plastic eventualy will
#18 - John Cena (10/14/2010) [-]
Who ever made this is a ******* moron. Seriously, get out of middle school, see the world a little and these questions will be moot.
#9 - John Cena (10/14/2010) [-]
1. Changes focus of eyes
2. Yes
3. Because it wouldn't get off the ground and fly
4. No, it'd be a disabled fly, or maybe just "ptera?"
5. By law any companies that produce consumables must have an expiration date on it, the plastic bottle itself also makes the water impure over time
6. Because it is...?
7. Again, because.
8. You know nothing of the origin of language do you?
9. There were no "first humans" placed on this Earth by "God" but I'm pretty sure any man called Adam or woman called eve have belly buttons, yes.
10. Because it's not real... and there would be no point in a cartoon if that was the case. -I know the thought of THINKING over these things may be crazy to you... but it's just not. Thumb down for you.
User avatar #157 - thefunnyside (10/15/2010) [-]
I can answer one of those questions!

Adam and Eve didn't have bellybuttons cuz god made them!!
#161 to #157 - gaybananaman (02/13/2014) [-]
So god ****** himself and gave birth to 2 people?
User avatar #162 to #161 - thefunnyside (02/13/2014) [-]
First of all, I posted this in 2010

Second, have you read the bible?
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