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User avatar #6 - pyrothermal (10/12/2010) [-]
Would it be okay if I tried answering these?
User avatar #8 to #6 - Kreetycal (10/12/2010) [-]
yeah
User avatar #9 to #8 - pyrothermal (10/12/2010) [-]
1. Yes, but it's difficult. You must force the water from your eyes instead of letting it drip out. Otherwise, you'll have water come in through your tear ducts.
2. 80.
3. No. My friend has worked in a movie theater. But, they do sometimes get to watch movies if no one is using the theater.
4. Silly, no. Farts come from the intestines.
5. No. Only African elephants that are born in the U.S. are called African-American elephants.
6. They're called queens everywhere else, why should the palace be any different?
7. The Easter Bunny was introduced to the United States by the German settlers who arrived in the Pennsylvania Dutch country during the 18th century.
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User avatar #11 to #9 - pyrothermal (10/12/2010) [-]
8. Hollow elliptical sphere. Filling the void is the Earth.
9. Instinct as a defense tactic. Also gives some a tingling feeling on their backs which feels good.
10. Christians are mostly hypocrites.
User avatar #15 to #11 - Kreetycal (10/12/2010) [-]
lol @ 10
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User avatar #141 to #139 - THEMIGHTYTRAMP (10/13/2010) [-]
i was gonna post that
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User avatar #204 - LuckierKmart (10/13/2010) [-]
For the rain one, it is a natural reaction. People also duck around helicopters.
#201 - scobeywan (10/13/2010) [-]
as far as the movies go. i was a projectionist at a theater for a few years. during the day sets we would run them in the event of someone coming in. but the last set of the day (set being amount of time when all auditoriums were to be started) we would run "by sale" meaning if at least one ticket was sold we'd run it, but if not we wouldn't. for the sake of closing earlier and making end of the shift maintenance easier.

Easter takes place around a pagan holiday celebrating fertility as well. thus the symbols of fertility (egg and rabbit). in league with chrisitanity, they also symbolize rebirth. easter is the single entity of two celebrations.
User avatar #203 to #201 - metalmusic (10/13/2010) [-]
Thank you for your input of intelligence on this poorly educated post.
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#154 - Butt Nuggit (10/13/2010) [-]
why yes
User avatar #151 - JwBread (10/13/2010) [-]
People have probably already said this one, but I cba to read.
The easter bunny carries eggs, because a lady used to hid eggs for her children at easter time (an egg hunt in other words), and the went to get one of the eggs out of a bush or something, and a rabbit jumped out, which made the children think that the rabbit put the eggs there.
#146 - andrewliverpool (10/13/2010) [-]
8. sky is atmosphere, goes around the earth, sphere
9. so the rain doesnt hit your face
#143 - anonymous (10/13/2010) [-]
The sky is just atmosphere it goes all the way around.
User avatar #111 - Iswallow (10/13/2010) [-]
1.yes
2.50
3.no
4.scientists still havent figured that out
5.no, its an african elephant
6.i dont think its allowed
7.something to do with jesus
8.sphere
9.its just a reaction
10.joints, and hiding other bad things.
#117 to #111 - anonymous (10/13/2010) [-]
and its not jesus the eggs have to do with the birth of a new or something like that becuase spring is the time where everything is born and ****
User avatar #118 to #117 - Iswallow (10/13/2010) [-]
its just what they told me in sunday school.
User avatar #112 to #111 - Stroked (10/13/2010) [-]
Actually, they do still show the movie if no one buys a ticket. It's a contractual thing. I work at a movie theater.
User avatar #116 to #112 - dehkan (10/13/2010) [-]
also people still do show up sometimes late to a movie, they keep them running just in case that happens
#114 to #112 - Iswallow (10/13/2010) [-]
really, isnt that just a waste of ele- nevermind. thank you for correcting me. =P

have a gyarados
User avatar #3 - trippkashani (10/12/2010) [-]
thumbs to you all day
User avatar #242 - YoDawgWeHeard (10/13/2010) [-]
1. Yes
2. "Dying of old age" means dying of natural causes, which usually occurs in the elderly.
3. Yes, people might show up halfway through and want to see the damn movie, if it isn't playing, the movie theater can't just be like, "Oh yeah. No one else wanted to see it so you can't"
4. No. You're an idiot for even thinking of this.
5. No, it's still an African elephant. If an French person comes to America, they're still an Frenchie.
7. I carry money, a phone, books but i don't lay them. **** off. He's just a bunny.
8. The sky is an intangible object. Therefore it has no shape. Again, you're an idiot.
9. I've never seen a person duck in the rain.
10. It's also the most purchased book. Correlation says it should also be the most stolen
#247 to #242 - anonymous (10/15/2010) [-]
This ****** cant even count to 10...
#43 - Bohya **User deleted account** (10/13/2010) [-]
1. You can cry underwater.
2. When you become a pensioner.
3. Yes, they still show the film.
4. No, the air from your rectum and the air from your stomache are seperate.
5. An African Elephant is still an African Elephant.
#44 to #43 - Bohya **User deleted account** (10/13/2010) [-]
6. King's arn't allowed to marry other men.
7. There is no such thing as an 'easter bunny'.
8. The sky has no shape for obvious reasons.
9. People wish to keep their faces dry.
10. Because the bible is ******** .
User avatar #179 - metalmusic (10/13/2010) [-]
The Easter bunny carries eggs because eggs are attributed to new life, hence the resurrection or rebirth of Christ.
#184 to #179 - jamboy (10/13/2010) [-]
Actually its zombie jesus day and hard boil;ed eggs are kind of like brains in skulls.
User avatar #178 - GUNSrGOOD (10/13/2010) [-]
#6. both are queen
User avatar #125 - bredsox (10/13/2010) [-]
No, the elephant would become a slave.
User avatar #65 - tHAhOONER (10/13/2010) [-]
Does a bear **** in the woods?
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