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#6 - pyrothermal
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(10/12/2010) [-]
Would it be okay if I tried answering these?
#8 to #6 - Kreetycal [OP]
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(10/12/2010) [-]
yeah
#9 to #8 - pyrothermal
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1. Yes, but it's difficult. You must force the water from your eyes instead of letting it drip out. Otherwise, you'll have water come in through your tear ducts.
2. 80.
3. No. My friend has worked in a movie theater. But, they do sometimes get to watch movies if no one is using the theater.
4. Silly, no. Farts come from the intestines.
5. No. Only African elephants that are born in the U.S. are called African-American elephants.
6. They're called queens everywhere else, why should the palace be any different?
7. The Easter Bunny was introduced to the United States by the German settlers who arrived in the Pennsylvania Dutch country during the 18th century.
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#11 to #9 - pyrothermal
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8. Hollow elliptical sphere. Filling the void is the Earth.
9. Instinct as a defense tactic. Also gives some a tingling feeling on their backs which feels good.
10. Christians are mostly hypocrites.
#15 to #11 - Kreetycal [OP]
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(10/12/2010) [-]
lol @ 10
#139 - Kalllhere **User deleted account**
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#141 to #139 - THEMIGHTYTRAMP
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i was gonna post that
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#230 - inToxicAsian
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(10/13/2010) [-]
9. so my back will get wet instead of my face
#223 - WoWGirlFalin
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(10/13/2010) [-]
My friends and I went out to see a movie at like, 11. It was The Virginity Hit and we asked if the movie had started and if we could still get into it because we were 20 minutes late. We were the only ones that had gone to see the movie. They hadn't started the movie yet so they started it just for us. It was awesome! Movie wasn't so great though.
#220 - DevilChicken
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(10/13/2010) [-]
@ number 3, no they do not, my dad used to work as a projectionist and several times "Ice Age 3" didn't sell any tickets, so the screen was empty the whole time
#210 - Eggdoodle
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1.yes you can 2.when you are retired after 50 3.yes 4.no the stomach seals when the lungs are in use and farts come out of your lower intestine which is also sealed off from the stomach. 5.no,if a siberian husky is brought to antarctica is it an antarctic siberian husky
? 6.the king would be immediately thrown out of his royal status at the discovery of his homosexuality 7.It was a trick of the early christians to convert vikings out of their pagan god worshipping by telling them that rabbits were like little messengers fro heaven 8.the sky has no shape because there is no physical thing as a sky its an illusion of sunlight through the atmosphere 9.its animalistic instinct that makes you duck and cower 10. because people are assholes.
#204 - LuckierKmart
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(10/13/2010) [-]
For the rain one, it is a natural reaction. People also duck around helicopters.
#111 - Iswallow
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1.yes
2.50
3.no
4.scientists still havent figured that out
5.no, its an african elephant
6.i dont think its allowed
7.something to do with jesus
8.sphere
9.its just a reaction
10.joints, and hiding other bad things.
#112 to #111 - Stroked
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(10/13/2010) [-]
Actually, they do still show the movie if no one buys a ticket. It's a contractual thing. I work at a movie theater.
#116 to #112 - dehkan
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also people still do show up sometimes late to a movie, they keep them running just in case that happens
#114 to #112 - Iswallow
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(10/13/2010) [-]
really, isnt that just a waste of ele- nevermind. thank you for correcting me. =P

have a gyarados
#117 to #111 - anon
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and its not jesus the eggs have to do with the birth of a new or something like that becuase spring is the time where everything is born and ****
#118 to #117 - Iswallow
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its just what they told me in sunday school.
#64 - anon
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(10/13/2010) [-]
People dont know that "thou shall not steal" because they dont have a bible...yet
#67 to #64 - Kreetycal [OP]
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(10/13/2010) [-]
lol
#69 to #64 - StrayBullet
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(10/13/2010) [-]
Then what happens when they get to that part?
#34 - anon
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(10/13/2010) [-]
I duck in the rain to make a smaller target, and protect my phone
#33 - Razuma
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The easter bunny carries eggs because they are supposed to represent new life, since easter is supposed to celebrate the resurrection of Jesus. **** knows where the rabbit came from though.
#36 to #33 - Hightower
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Jesus made the first pope a rabbit.
#41 to #36 - anon
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south park reference!
high fiiive! :DD
#42 to #41 - Hightower
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Yay, some one got it!
High 5 anon!
#14 - TehGordonFreeman
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Crying underwater?



LETS FIND OUT!!
#4 - BeatleFan
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#242 - YoDawgWeHeard
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1. Yes
2. "Dying of old age" means dying of natural causes, which usually occurs in the elderly.
3. Yes, people might show up halfway through and want to see the damn movie, if it isn't playing, the movie theater can't just be like, "Oh yeah. No one else wanted to see it so you can't"
4. No. You're an idiot for even thinking of this.
5. No, it's still an African elephant. If an French person comes to America, they're still an Frenchie.
7. I carry money, a phone, books but i don't lay them. **** off. He's just a bunny.
8. The sky is an intangible object. Therefore it has no shape. Again, you're an idiot.
9. I've never seen a person duck in the rain.
10. It's also the most purchased book. Correlation says it should also be the most stolen
#247 to #242 - anon
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(10/15/2010) [-]
This ****** cant even count to 10...
#182 - ultimatebadass
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#43 - Bohya **User deleted account**
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1. You can cry underwater.
2. When you become a pensioner.
3. Yes, they still show the film.
4. No, the air from your rectum and the air from your stomache are seperate.
5. An African Elephant is still an African Elephant.
#44 to #43 - Bohya **User deleted account**
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6. King's arn't allowed to marry other men.
7. There is no such thing as an 'easter bunny'.
8. The sky has no shape for obvious reasons.
9. People wish to keep their faces dry.
10. Because the bible is ********.
#179 - metalmusic
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(10/13/2010) [-]
The Easter bunny carries eggs because eggs are attributed to new life, hence the resurrection or rebirth of Christ.
#184 to #179 - jamboy
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Actually its zombie jesus day and hard boil;ed eggs are kind of like brains in skulls.
#178 - GUNSrGOOD
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(10/13/2010) [-]
#6. both are queen
#125 - bredsox ONLINE
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(10/13/2010) [-]
No, the elephant would become a slave.
#65 - tHAhOONER
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(10/13/2010) [-]
Does a bear **** in the woods?