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User avatar #147 - Midirr (10/13/2010) [-]
1. ofcourse you can, you just wouldn't see the difference (i actually did this once when i went diving and sunscreen got in my eyes at 30M under water)
2.above age 65 and it depens on how you died, a car-accident would still be an unnatural death
3.No ofcourse not, don't be stupid
4.it is physically impossible to do both at the same time (it has something to do with the muscles, don't know the details)
5.No, because an elephant doesn't have a nationality.
6.No idea and couldn't care less xD
7.google "the origin of the easter bunny story" or something like that
8.it's a layer that's covering the earth. figure it out for yourself, i don't think this needs further explenation.
User avatar #149 to #147 - Midirr (10/13/2010) [-]
9. it's a natural human reflex so that the rain has less chance to hit us in the face.
10. again: don't know, couldn't care less

wasn't that hard now was it? :p
User avatar #157 to #149 - ljlightfire (10/13/2010) [-]
my friend runs a movie theater where they will run the movies so that if someone shows up and wants to watch the movie they tell them its already playing but they cna come back when it restarts or jsut watch half ( they are mean people)
User avatar #162 to #157 - Midirr (10/13/2010) [-]
lol, it's funny how i get thumbed down for telling the truth and actually teaching the idiots on this site something :p

and as for you: in my country they don't roll the movie when noone shows up. maybe it's jsut different for you, i dunno
User avatar #168 to #162 - ljlightfire (10/13/2010) [-]
i dont think they do but my freind and his buddies own a theater and do it jsut becuase they can it started with some joke of thiers but since i dont work thier all thier inside jokes i dont know
User avatar #175 to #168 - Midirr (10/13/2010) [-]
oh i see like that :)
User avatar #45 - Moecliny (10/13/2010) [-]
1. you can cry under water. it just isn't noticable for other people.
2. It is different for each person. most of the time it means older than the average lifespan of a human being.
3. don't know actually :(
4. nope. farts are created by the bacteria in your intestines, so technically farting has nothing to do with your stomach. besides, if your stomach was vacuum, it would implode, probably causing you to die.
5. no. african-american people are called that because they have an african family tree, and an american nationality. Elephants don't have nationality's so they should be named after their species.
6. good question :P
7. Because the mythology got mixedup. the bunny is symbol of fertility. eggs also have to do something with fertility
User avatar #46 to #45 - Moecliny (10/13/2010) [-]
to continue:
8. Sky does not have a shape. The sky we see is actually space collored blue because of the light of the sun going through the ozone layer.
9. Are some people really that stupid?
10. It also is the most bought and read books over history. If every book gets stolen about equally, the bible should have therefore the biggest number of stolen copies.
User avatar #50 to #46 - annoyingsmartguy (10/13/2010) [-]
The sky is not "space", it is the Earth's atmosphere. If you were on a planet (or moon) with no atmosphere the sky would be black.

Since the atmosphere surrounds the Earth, and the Earth is a sphere, the sky would best be described as 'ring-shaped'.
User avatar #66 to #50 - Moecliny (10/13/2010) [-]
What im trying to say is that the sky we see is the refraction of light emitted by the sun. We are not able to see the Earth's atmosphere with the naked eye. the ozone isnt visible to us. we see the refraction of the light. At night for example we dont see the light of the sun, but the stars. that is because the sun doesnt directly reflects the light into the ozon (at the place where you are observing form). Because of that, the sky we see isnt the earth's atmosphere. Light doesn't have a concrete form, therefore the sky doenst have a shape
User avatar #243 to #66 - annoyingsmartguy (10/13/2010) [-]
Good point.
I think the term "sky" is too vague. When you look up at night, the sky you see are the stars, which are light-years away. During the day, you see sunlight scattered by the Earth's atmosphere, but you don't technically "see" the atmosphere.
Thanks for your input!
#51 - ichigoli (10/13/2010) [-]
1. technically yes but you won't notice... 2. No one dies of old age anymore, they retired that reason in the 60s... 3. I think so 4. No 5. ha! punny 6.The Consort 7.They're left over from the pagan rituals of fertility and spring renewal 8. a bubble 9. Keep rain out of their face. Most people would rather have it on their shoulders and neck than their face. 10. because people are cheep hypocrites.
User avatar #55 to #51 - annoyingsmartguy (10/13/2010) [-]
Your answers are excellent.
However, I would not describe the sky as a bubble, but rather a ring, since it (the atmosphere) surrounds the Earth, which is of course a sphere.
User avatar #56 to #55 - ichigoli (10/13/2010) [-]
well if the earth is a marble, then the atmosphere is a bubble around it. A ring evokes a 2 dimensional circle while the atmosphere is most definitely not
User avatar #57 to #56 - annoyingsmartguy (10/13/2010) [-]
You are correct, a ring would be two-dimensional. It would really be a hollow sphere, with the Earth filling the inside. I'm not sure if there is a name for such a shape, but I think 'bubble' is starting to work for me.

Thank you for your insight.
#58 to #57 - ichigoli (10/13/2010) [-]
have you seen the smoke-bubbles? that is sort of what I picture for our atmosphere.
User avatar #60 to #58 - annoyingsmartguy (10/13/2010) [-]
Very good. If anyone ever asks, I'll tell them the shape of the sky is a bubble!

I enjoyed all of your answers, especially number 10. Except you spelled cheap wrong. (I AM annoying, aren't I.)

Again, thank you.
User avatar #54 to #51 - Awesomecarrot (10/13/2010) [-]
Pwn'd
User avatar #198 - metalmusic (10/13/2010) [-]
1. Yes. 2. Dying of old age just means you do not die from injury or illness. 3. Probably, it depends on the theater. 4.No, when you fart it's a release of gas in your intestines, not stomach. 5. No, it's still called an African Elephant. 6. Just because someone is married to the Kings doesn't make them a monarch automatically. Sometimes the King and Queen aren't even married. 7. The Easter bunny carries eggs because eggs are attributed to new life, hence the resurrection or rebirth of Christ. 8. The sky obviously has no definite shape. 9. Just instinct. 10. The Bible is the most bought book in the world and therefore the most stolen.
None of those are really that crazy, just poorly thought out.
#207 to #198 - aqualadFTW (10/13/2010) [-]
Actually, #7 can be attributed to an ancient Pagan holiday which celebrated fertility. Rabbits are commonly known to breed very quickly and so became the mascot for Easter, HOWEVER the rabbit carries eggs simply because it would be strange for it to carry around small children ^.^ The eggs fit the holiday best and it has stuck since then.
User avatar #224 to #207 - hentiagrl (10/13/2010) [-]
what if you hid dead baby chickens in bushes and els where
#237 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/13/2010) [-]
not crazy, just stupid
User avatar #230 - inToxicAsian (10/13/2010) [-]
9. so my back will get wet instead of my face
User avatar #223 - WoWGirlFalin (10/13/2010) [-]
My friends and I went out to see a movie at like, 11. It was The Virginity Hit and we asked if the movie had started and if we could still get into it because we were 20 minutes late. We were the only ones that had gone to see the movie. They hadn't started the movie yet so they started it just for us. It was awesome! Movie wasn't so great though.
#220 - DevilChicken (10/13/2010) [-]
@ number 3, no they do not, my dad used to work as a projectionist and several times "Ice Age 3" didn't sell any tickets, so the screen was empty the whole time
#210 - Eggdoodle (10/13/2010) [-]
1.yes you can 2.when you are retired after 50 3.yes 4.no the stomach seals when the lungs are in use and farts come out of your lower intestine which is also sealed off from the stomach. 5.no,if a siberian husky is brought to antarctica is it an antarctic siberian husky
? 6.the king would be immediately thrown out of his royal status at the discovery of his homosexuality 7.It was a trick of the early christians to convert vikings out of their pagan god worshipping by telling them that rabbits were like little messengers fro heaven 8.the sky has no shape because there is no physical thing as a sky its an illusion of sunlight through the atmosphere 9.its animalistic instinct that makes you duck and cower 10. because people are assholes.
User avatar #204 - LuckierKmart (10/13/2010) [-]
For the rain one, it is a natural reaction. People also duck around helicopters.
#201 - scobeywan (10/13/2010) [-]
as far as the movies go. i was a projectionist at a theater for a few years. during the day sets we would run them in the event of someone coming in. but the last set of the day (set being amount of time when all auditoriums were to be started) we would run "by sale" meaning if at least one ticket was sold we'd run it, but if not we wouldn't. for the sake of closing earlier and making end of the shift maintenance easier.

Easter takes place around a pagan holiday celebrating fertility as well. thus the symbols of fertility (egg and rabbit). in league with chrisitanity, they also symbolize rebirth. easter is the single entity of two celebrations.
User avatar #203 to #201 - metalmusic (10/13/2010) [-]
Thank you for your input of intelligence on this poorly educated post.
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#154 - Butt Nuggit (10/13/2010) [-]
why yes
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#103 to #88 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/13/2010) [-]
Tiger Woods
#102 - Svo (10/13/2010) [-]
people duck in the rain because they dont want their face to get wet or rain in their eyes. so they can see....


most of these are stupid
User avatar #73 - MarkusEbear (10/13/2010) [-]
People ducking in the rain is a defense mechanism. It's why you flinch when something comes at you. It doesn't really help you but it comforts you
#64 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/13/2010) [-]
People dont know that "thou shall not steal" because they dont have a bible...yet
User avatar #69 to #64 - StrayBullet (10/13/2010) [-]
Then what happens when they get to that part?
User avatar #67 to #64 - Kreetycal (10/13/2010) [-]
lol
#34 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/13/2010) [-]
I duck in the rain to make a smaller target, and protect my phone
User avatar #33 - Razuma (10/13/2010) [-]
The easter bunny carries eggs because they are supposed to represent new life, since easter is supposed to celebrate the resurrection of Jesus. **** knows where the rabbit came from though.
#36 to #33 - Hightower (10/13/2010) [-]
Jesus made the first pope a rabbit.
#41 to #36 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/13/2010) [-]
south park reference!
high fiiive! :DD
#42 to #41 - Hightower (10/13/2010) [-]
Yay, some one got it!
High 5 anon!
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