clever. . Heisenberg and Schrodinger are traveling in a car and are pulled over by a cop. The officer asks, "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg re Schrodinger heisenberg
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Heisenberg and Schrodinger are
traveling in a car and are pulled over
by a cop. The officer asks, "Do you
know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg replies “No, but I know
where I am.” This arouses the officers
suspicion, so he asks to check their
trunk. He looks inside and asks "Are
you aware there us a dead cat in your
trunk'?", to which Schrodinger replies,
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #57 - respectyourmom [OP]
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stickied by respectyourmom
again. I am WELL AWARE of the way this is worded. and again i did not write this
#5 - bemmo
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I may have misinterpreted which Heisenberg was being talked about.
#8 to #5 - cakexplain
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You have a poorly educated life if you think that is the Heisenberg the joke was talking about...
#13 to #8 - anon id: c8ecf823
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You have poor social and inductive reasoning skills if you think that comment was anything but a joke.
#7 to #5 - svelebaronen
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Me too
#10 - ltbuttstrong
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I was bored
#22 to #10 - anon id: 0b643428
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**anonymous rolled image** How incredibly awesome would it be if this lowly FJ Gold user managed to roll your picture in a direct reply to you. Oh how we would sing songs of this statistical impossibility! But alas, I fear it might not be today that we see such a happening. Thumb me down if you must in this case, I have naught to lose but the roll of the dice.
User avatar #1 - godgod
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"Are you aware there is a dead cat in you're trunk?"
"I do now"
Wat
#2 to #1 - anon id: 7f3fdd74
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He is behind the whole "Untill you open the box, the cat is both alive and dead." I'd give you a better explanation but instead I'll refer you to something called Google.
User avatar #3 to #2 - godgod
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I know about the experiment. the sentences don't make sense though.
User avatar #6 to #1 - respectyourmom [OP]
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yes i know. the sentences are *****.... i did not write this.
#4 to #1 - iloveanon
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There you go.
User avatar #11 to #4 - sexyhimself
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it still says "there us a dead cat
User avatar #27 to #11 - samxdaxman
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He has an accent.
#25 to #11 - anon id: ccdeed4b
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damn these grammar Nazi's are getting more and more subtle.
#36 - drlemniscate
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Poor delivery.

Heisenberg and Schrodinger are driving, and get pulled over. Heisenberg is in the driver's seat, the officer asks "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replies, "No, but I know exactly where I am!" The officer looks at him confused and says "You were going 107 miles per hour!" Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, "Great! Now I'm lost!" The officer, now more confused and frustrated orders the men outside of the car, and proceeds to inspect the vehicle. He opens the trunk and yells at the two men, "Hey! Did you guys know you have a dead hooker back here?" Schrodinger angrily yells back, "We do now, asshole!"
#32 - theoriginaltyson
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>Are you aware?
>I do now
User avatar #34 to #32 - shadowbreech
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"[...]aware that there us a[...]"
I don't have any grammar nazi stuff, donations?
#17 - robbiemad
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I need scienceexplain for the Heisenberg part. Is it because of the Uncertainty Principle?
User avatar #19 to #17 - drulludanni
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yeah, you cannot know the exact position and momentum of an object at the same time and he claimed only to know his position.
#21 to #19 - robbiemad
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Ohhh I get it. Thanks
#20 to #19 - anon id: 0b643428
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object = quantum particle, the Heisenberg principle only applies to quantum matter.
User avatar #29 - bighairyfart
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I get the Schrodinger part, but who's Heisenberg?
#37 to #29 - anon id: 0c775412
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that dude from Breaking Bad
User avatar #31 to #29 - playeruno
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heisenberg uncertainty principle
Basically you can either now where you are or what your momentum is, the more accurate one of those becomes the less accurate the other one becomes.
#12 - creepyfapper
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Always check spelling and grammar.
Always check spelling and grammar.
#30 - xjiicx
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#14 - lamarsmithgot
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It took me longer than I care to admit to figure out that this ISN'T about Walter White
User avatar #15 to #14 - mrdudeface
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Jummy nutrun
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