clever test answers. sauce: distractify.. The Chinese letter was actually quite good... My lifestyle here is horrible. The work environment is not satisfactory, and lacking welfare. But no need to worry
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sauce: distractify

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Submitted: 12/16/2013
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#5 - arthurfj (12/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The Chinese letter was actually quite good...

My lifestyle here is horrible. The work environment is not satisfactory, and lacking welfare. But no need to worry, there are only about 10 people heavily wounded daily, and I have been very careful.

We opened up a shop, business is not bad. Even though I'm not too familiar with English, it is still okay. I can understand the white people talk. Let's hope I turn out better than others! I work really hard here, and I will mind my health. Are you guys doing well?

I really miss you guys. I hope we can see each other again soon.
#2 - mcderper (12/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
but wait, there's more
#8 - eddymolly (12/17/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Name the shapes

Thomas
Chris
John
Laura
Claire
Sarah
James
Sam

Man i'm so cool
#7 - fent (12/17/2013) [+] (5 replies)
The answer the student wrote for the "risk" answer was ruled correct, so we can safely assume that it was perceived as "risky." One can assume that the student was attempting to have an answer that would be ruled correct, so it can be assumed that he would not have tried something that he didn't believe would work. With this information, we can assume that the student was attempting to have a "risky" answer. However, for something to be considered "risky," there has to be a substantial chance for an unfavorable outcome. Because we can assume that the student was trying his best to form a correct answer, we can assume that his answer, "this", was written down with the reasonable expectation that the teacher would rule it correct. If this is true, then by definition, his answer was not risky. As a result, his answer should be ruled incorrect. However, the student must have known that, so he clearly would have thought his answer was risky. He would have known this as well, thus again making his answer safe. So the question is "Was this answer risky?" Hey, look over there! ... Let's debate. Myself from the positive side, and you from the negative side.
#35 - devout feminist (12/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I bet that last guy kisses girls
User avatar #39 to #35 - slothmaster (12/17/2013) [-]
what a ****** .
#3 - stickmansam (12/16/2013) [-]
mfw im a parallelogram
#54 - repugnantpug ONLINE (12/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Things I want to do in the future, you say?   
   
>invest in Google    
>invest in Apple    
>invest in Blizzard    
>buy a time machine   
>hide all of my billions in a swiss bank account before 2008    
>by then I'll have 200+ billion dollars    
>buy the entire country of Greece when their economy tanks    
>pump their economy full of money    
>instant fix    
>I am the hero that Greece deserves    
>but not the one it needs right now    
>with Greece finally thriving, I go into seclusion    
>buy a mountain with my infinite money    
>live inside mountain for 70 years    
>time to die    
>go on top of the mountain    
>chain myself to the peak    
>an eagle flies up to me    
>"are you here to keep me company in my final moments, Mr. Eagle?"    
>it pecks at my guts, pulling out my liver    
>liver grows back    
   
I am Prometheus
Things I want to do in the future, you say?

>invest in Google
>invest in Apple
>invest in Blizzard
>buy a time machine
>hide all of my billions in a swiss bank account before 2008
>by then I'll have 200+ billion dollars
>buy the entire country of Greece when their economy tanks
>pump their economy full of money
>instant fix
>I am the hero that Greece deserves
>but not the one it needs right now
>with Greece finally thriving, I go into seclusion
>buy a mountain with my infinite money
>live inside mountain for 70 years
>time to die
>go on top of the mountain
>chain myself to the peak
>an eagle flies up to me
>"are you here to keep me company in my final moments, Mr. Eagle?"
>it pecks at my guts, pulling out my liver
>liver grows back

I am Prometheus
#58 - devout feminist (12/17/2013) [-]
I used to see these and always wanted to try something similar while I was still in HS, but never had the balls to.
#50 - etiology (12/17/2013) [-]
How this isn't part of the compilation, I'll never know.
#60 - benderisgreat (12/17/2013) [-]
Since when does Nike grade papers
#11 - antzell ONLINE (12/17/2013) [-]
What a wonderful phrase
User avatar #49 - playerpants (12/17/2013) [-]
The square is Chris, he can't jump very well
#40 - rufflezrgood (12/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
But the coin flip die roll one was technically correct.
#59 - devout feminist (12/17/2013) [-]
I would love to have that risk question. The one time you could answer with "F uck" and probably get the question right, although, it would be risky
#56 - lordquas (12/17/2013) [-]
I already saw this three times in one day.
User avatar #53 - MRfunnyFACE (12/17/2013) [-]
thank you for making me laugh.
#12 - tylevans (12/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I swear to **** this was on my facebook feed earlier today >:|
User avatar #9 - jewishcommunazi (12/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
First one reminded me of Thomas Was Alone.
User avatar #6 - cyberconnor (12/17/2013) [+] (21 replies)
Kissing girls!?! ******
#4 - maddboiy (12/16/2013) [-]
in my old biology book
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