check yoself!. . sbe white cis male swage up sgo to make coffee scheck my privilege idealize coffee beans are picked by slaves sorrow away coffee, apologize to  4chin
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check yoself!

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sbe white cis male
swage up
sgo to make coffee
scheck my privilege
idealize coffee beans are picked by slaves
sorrow away coffee, apologize to Colombian children
schneider taking shower, but first check my privilege
stunning water, soap,
sweep, apologize
sget dressed for work, put on pants, shirt avoiding necktie
scheck my privilege
spents were invented by Iranians in the tth Century
appologize to Iranians
soper car door, consider privilege
suomen are most affected by global warming
sweep, apologize, etc.
schneider taking bike instead
scheck privilege
spikes are ableism
appologize to handicapable people
stake public bus while checking my privilege
soull of people recolor
appologize for slavery and being racist
tthey say it' s okay
sget to work, boss asks why I' m late, crying and
apologize for contributing to the patriarchy
apologize for wanting to rape her
sutable to control rape instinct
wrape boss while checking my privilege
scream hysterically (read: jeer at boss for asking for it)
sweep for rape culture
harvested, charged, get ten years in prison
scheck my privilege, ask to be castrated
sludge denies request because I' m white cis hetero male
sgo to jail
scoll mate is person recolor
scheck my privilege and ask their pronouns
sget raped by cell mate
been doing this to Africans for centuries
ffeel his oppression deep in my butthole
suports his genetically superior seed deep in my
months later
sstill not pregnant
ybody is clearly racist
smfw I' m still part of the patriarchy
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#5 - mpghbombsaway (06/18/2014) [+] (13 replies)
>mfw the patriarchy will continue for a millennia
User avatar #8 to #5 - rollmeanddie ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
Hydration is key
#6 - infinitereaper (06/18/2014) [-]
>rape boss while checking my privileged
>rape boss while checking my privileged
#10 - kennyh (06/18/2014) [-]
>be me
>at walmart
>looking for pie for fathers day
>look forever, place is huge
>woman pushing kid in buggy
>"hey can you tell me where the pie is?"
>she engages angry tard mode
>"thanks for that macho **** cuz I woman I know store and pie"
>not making sense but she knows she is obligated to feel angry
>feel someone grab my shoulders from behind
> ******
>actually is friend from college
>he met my wife once a long time ago, her name is missy
>he mistakes femmanon for my wife
>"hey kenny, hey missy"
>"missy" is also a stereotypical nickname for a girl
>too stereotypical for her
>she rages at him
"my gender does not define me yadadadadad..."
>we walk away
User avatar #29 - varrlegrimscythe (06/19/2014) [+] (8 replies)
> Be today at about 2:30 p.m.
>Working counter at local meat market.
>Been raining so business is slow.
>Woman walks in and comes right up to the counter.
>She's skin and bones, reminds me of the dying tree in my back yard.
>Greet her with "May I help you Miss?"
>Doesn't respond just glares at me.
>"Is something wrong miss?"
> She looks furious and starts to drill me.
>"Try not to throw labels around like that you should learn the persons preferred pronouns before addressing them!"
>"I'm sorry it won't happen again." I'm gonna make damn sure it'll happen again.
>She starts railing into me again about how my job is made on the blood of raped female animals and **** like that, and how I'm a murderous psychopath who just wants to get his rape money.
>"So M'am, are you going to buy anything?"
>She replies with a " **** NO YOU CHAUVINISTIC PIG."
>"Okay then If you'll kindly leave I can get back to work." start walking away.
>Sick of her **** at this point. "Actually madame, You said you weren't going to buy anything so you are not a customer, second this is a privately owned business which makes me a private employee, which means I don't have to do crap for you."
>She is pissed and starts off with a whole new line of horse **** .
>I page My boss up saying that there's some psycho at the meat counter again.
>He comes up calls the see's whats transpiring, letting him know what happened, but it was hard because she kept screaming "HE'S LYING!" at the top of her lungs.
>boss points to cameras says they also capture audio. Tells her that I know this and would never risk lying to him, gives her 20 seconds to leave the premises before he calls the cops.
>She leaves furious, but utterly defeated.
>Boss gives me rest of the day off.
#1 - huntergriff ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
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#13 - godofcorndog ONLINE (06/18/2014) [+] (16 replies)
If two cis white guys 			****		, which one should check his privilege?
If two cis white guys **** , which one should check his privilege?
#40 - pridefulmatthew (06/19/2014) [-]
My job here is done.
My job here is done.
#19 - bvsfang (06/18/2014) [-]
Before you Shrek yourself
#17 - professorfj (06/18/2014) [+] (14 replies)
#75 - mrjweezy ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
I work in a machine shop and i dont get paid to much ($10 an hour which isnt bad, I dont mind really)
Then one day there was a feminist post on fb about equal pay and i posted that this wouldn't be fair. I got bitched at by a feminazi and she said it would because " women are underprivileged " . I stated that the one women in the shop gets 4 times my pay, and then that would mean i could get more in order to have equal pay. she said that wouldn't be fare to her.....
#25 - cyberdemon (06/19/2014) [-]
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#66 - riseandfightfj (06/19/2014) [+] (8 replies)
ok guys need to know what does CIS mean? is it a star wars reference or some thing
User avatar #79 to #66 - luckyspirit (06/19/2014) [-]
Damn CIS scum. The galaxy doesn't need their ******** , the Republic is perfectly capable of running things.
#9 - joeyliquid ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
#37 - anonymous (06/19/2014) [+] (86 replies)
Gender is not subjective. Get mad liberals.
#42 to #37 - thegrimgenius (06/19/2014) [-]
To help an anon.
User avatar #15 - Lintutu (06/18/2014) [-]
I'm so glad i never see these people for real..
#43 - thearcher (06/19/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Isn't that the woman who repeatedly raped a 15 year old boy and got away with it scot free? I think it was in the news last year-ish

Or am I thinking of someone else?
User avatar #33 - dicedfruit (06/19/2014) [-]
Reminds me of this
The Social Consequences of Everything
#4 - wonderboyxd (06/18/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**wonderboyxd rolls 590** trips and i am not part of the patriarchy.
User avatar #18 to #4 - skittlesinexcess (06/18/2014) [-]
go and die you cis gendered, straight, patriarchal, rapist, racist, culture appropriating, chauvinistic, jingoistic, hedonistic, communist, sadistic, fat-shaming, homophobic, transphobic, oppressive, fascist, masochistic, anti-feminist, anti-LGBTTQQIIAA, Nazi sympathizing, anti-sementic, ableist, Roman supremest, animal abusing, Biphobic, Islamophobic, Xenophobic, Ethnocentric, Adultist, Ephebiphobic, Lesbophobic, Elietist, Surdophobic, Shadistic, Sectarianistic, Pedophobic, MALE.
User avatar #77 - Accidentalninja (06/19/2014) [-]
you forgot to tip
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